I'd be sitting in a chair watching them dance while the citizens of Tamriel suffer at the hands of injustice, Molag Bal invades Nirn, and treasures locked in dungeons remain unclaimed.
Besides, my house is filthy since the game offers no maid to clean it while I'm away.
I voted "No" because I think it'd be ridiculous and overtly sexist to have only female dancers available. I'm not even sure why you specified that rather than just scantily clad dancers in general. At any rate, this seems dumb, not worth ZOS time. If you want dancers, hire players to stand in your house.
lonely. Maybe if u could make ur house public, then yes. So people come over not for just ur arrangements, but for ur bard too, which should be difficult to obtain. Once you reach a house, you could get 3 options: preview house (if not owned) / enter your house (if owned), or to visit someone else house, where a list of players that made their house public would appear.