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https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/668861

Super disappointed with the Unicorn

Unicornzy
Unicornzy
Soul Shriven
It's just a *** plain horse with a horn. Where are the sparkles or the rainbow farts?
  • Darkonflare15
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    Unicornzy wrote: »
    It's just a *** plain horse with a horn. Where are the sparkles or the rainbow farts?

    I am sorry to tell you but even if they put a unicorn in this game, it not going to be sparkly or have rainbow excrements.
  • kyle.wilson
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    Unicornzy wrote: »
    It's just a *** plain horse with a horn. Where are the sparkles or the rainbow farts?

    Don't tempt ZOS to make it a radiant apex mount.
  • TelvanniWizard
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    Unicornzy wrote: »
    It's just a *** plain horse with a horn. Where are the sparkles or the rainbow farts?

    I am sorry to tell you but even if they put a unicorn in this game, it not going to be sparkly or have rainbow excrements.

    Without those, it wouldn´t be a unicorn :D
  • Kram8ion
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    It's a horse with a strap on!


    Oh my...
    ps4eu
    Kramm stam man kittyblade

  • Marabornwingrion
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    Maybe mounts from "my little pony crown crates" will have these features.
  • JWKe
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    It's going to be in the crown crates within a year as a gold card reward anyway.
  • duendology
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    Unicornzy wrote: »
    It's just a *** plain horse with a horn. Where are the sparkles or the rainbow farts?

    if ZOS adds a sparkling unicorn farting (or sh****) rainbow I am quitting this game...
    PC/NA
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    - Breton SorcMag dps [She's got an identity crisis, but I believe in her.]
    - Dunmer Templar dps/healer [she's a healer, then again she likes inferno staff too...]
    And..
    - High Elf SorcMag dps [It's quite possible his daddy was a Nord.]

    I am an old-fashioned Goth
  • Anotherone773
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    Id rather i have a uniguar...Im thinking white, red eyes, with rainbow streaks down its sides that change color depending on the angle and glitter dust flying off the end of its tail when it runs making a little trail of glitter guar "smoke" behind it.

    i mean lets be original.
  • Sgtmeg
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    I was so worried they'd add something like that, along with all the other glowing, black and red or on fire mounts out there. Was so glad it's just a plain horse with a fake horn, as it was advertised. There's lots of super fantasy mounts and that's great but us normie folks need some regular mounts too~
  • SydneyGrey
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    If it had sparkles, I wouldn't have bought it. *Cringe*
  • Banana
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    Some people love strap ons
  • WillhelmBlack
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    This pleases me.
    PC EU
  • Minyassa
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    I'm not disappointed that it's a horse with a horn decoration on it, but I do wish it wasn't so dirty looking and I still wish that all of the horse models were conformed a bit more realistically. They fixed the neck only to break the face and the hind legs are still cow-hocked, and now the hooves are undersized too. Meshes can be tweaked, they don't HAVE to stay that way.
  • BigRiver
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    It is disappointing for sure. It almost looks like two different horses glued together viewing it from the side. I Wish this mount would have had more thought put into it when designing it.
  • Alphawolf01A
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    even an all white horse would have looked better
  • Soul_Marrow
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    I love mine because it reminds me of finding one in the wild in Morrowind, BUT the way the mane looks from the left side is awful.
    Right side: fancy braids.
    Left side: chemo horse.
  • OlafdieWaldfee
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    Minyassa wrote: »
    I'm not disappointed that it's a horse with a horn decoration on it, but I do wish it wasn't so dirty looking and I still wish that all of the horse models were conformed a bit more realistically. They fixed the neck only to break the face and the hind legs are still cow-hocked, and now the hooves are undersized too. Meshes can be tweaked, they don't HAVE to stay that way.

    They changed the model. They never said they'll make it better. :dizzy:
    I totally agree. The only horsey thing about the new horses is, that they look like horse manure. Anatomically one big accident.
  • WaterBearer
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    I love mine because it reminds me of finding one in the wild in Morrowind, BUT the way the mane looks from the left side is awful.
    Right side: fancy braids.
    Left side: chemo horse.

    Same, I instantly thought back to Oblivion and the Hircine quest (which looked a lot better imo, even with the aged graphics).
  • SirAndy
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    I'm just going to leave this here ...

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  • JKorr
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    Unicornzy wrote: »
    It's just a *** plain horse with a horn. Where are the sparkles or the rainbow farts?

    um, no. It a *** plain horse with a piece of barding called a chanfron that has a horn.

  • Necronhex
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    Nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooo yucky Unicorns this ESO not Magical Roundabout or D&D.
    I sing to my Guildies.
    Magical magical shine horse
    I’ll be singing it to you too!!!
    Necron Hex
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    Lucien Lachance
  • Tsar_Gekkou
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    We need Buttstallion from Borderlands 2.
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  • Turelus
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    Banana wrote: »
    Some people love strap ons
    Read the novel "Orcs" and you will understand just how far this statement goes in regard to unicorn horns (that was a messed up book).
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • toxicpanda
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    I was a bit disappointed. I hope they put a prettier looking unicorn mount in the game at some point. I probably would have purchased if there had been a crown sale ;);) but it doesn't even look that nice. The horn isn't anything special, and I imagined it looking a lot nicer. A clean looking white horse with a pretty mane or something. The white-gold horse with sparkles was a lot prettier imo.
  • Cadbury
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Banana wrote: »
    Some people love strap ons
    Read the novel "Orcs" and you will understand just how far this statement goes in regard to unicorn horns (that was a messed up book).

    Looks like I have another book to download for some bedtime reading. Thanks!

    I knew you were my favorite poster for a reason ;)
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • Yzalirk
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    The spots on it looked like feces...
  • RGvolterra
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    The unicorn appearance was very disappointing... ZOS mount creative department has been very blunt ( hollow ) in creativity towards these last mounts ... we expected at least the return of the Unicorn presented during one of Hircine’s quest. Those involved in the creation of mounts should watch more mythological films in order to bring nice stuff ... hope they will introduce a more unicorn related horse next time :)
  • Hetaira
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    Astrid_V wrote: »
    Maybe mounts from "my little pony crown crates" will have these features.

    I wonder how much they'd charge to license ass stickers for horses in game.
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