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How to create your own sithis statue without spending 3.5k crowns

  • LadyNalcarya
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    aliyavana wrote: »
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    Sithis has no form, so all the space you have left to fill in your home due to lack of housing slots is just sithis filling the void... so just remember that you don't need to spend 3.5k crowns on a filthy argonians artistic representation of him.

    I especially liked the bit about argonians being filthy <3

    Filthy stinking hand bags

    I never fully understand the Argonian hate.

    Heck, I’d much rather have a lizard around, rather than a grimy, homely looking Altmer.

    People that call argonians filthy are just too stupid to realize that we don't need to maintain hair, don't create body oils, and don't sweat. Who's really the dirty one?

    the one that lives in mudhuts and in swamps

    Either way, the Argonians are the only race in history to collectively Intimidate the Daedra in to calling off an organized Invasion.
    I'm fairly sure you might be the "Handbag" here, honestly - At least, if you keep talking about the Lizards that way you foolish racist.

    It was mainly the hist and without them they wouldn't stand the chance without the whole behemoth buff. Cant be racist to something that's not really a race

    Yes, and the fact that the Hist only did it when it was in danger and that it couldnt care less about argonians being enslaved for centuries, speaks volumes.
    Dro-m'Athra Destroyer | Divayth Fyr's Coadjutor | Voice of Reason

    PC/EU
  • WakeYourGhost
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    Sithis has no form, so all the space you have left to fill in your home due to lack of housing slots is just sithis filling the void... so just remember that you don't need to spend 3.5k crowns on a filthy argonians artistic representation of him.

    I especially liked the bit about argonians being filthy <3

    Filthy stinking hand bags

    I never fully understand the Argonian hate.

    Heck, I’d much rather have a lizard around, rather than a grimy, homely looking Altmer.

    People that call argonians filthy are just too stupid to realize that we don't need to maintain hair, don't create body oils, and don't sweat. Who's really the dirty one?

    the one that lives in mudhuts and in swamps

    Either way, the Argonians are the only race in history to collectively Intimidate the Daedra in to calling off an organized Invasion.
    I'm fairly sure you might be the "Handbag" here, honestly - At least, if you keep talking about the Lizards that way you foolish racist.

    It was mainly the hist and without them they wouldn't stand the chance without the whole behemoth buff. Cant be racist to something that's not really a race

    Your favorite Race lives in Trees, wears clothing made from skinned Animals, builds furniture from bones, and kills people for doing anything harmful to a plant, and then eats them. And at any time they can become slaves to Hircine's Hunt, transforming into beasts to slaughter everyone, including each other, in their path.

    Don’t forget, they also tried to start a war with the Khajiit because bandits attacked some of their caravans. After a single invasion and massacre, the Khajiit thoroughly whooped their asses, though.
    Screwing with the organized Beast Races is just a horrible idea.
  • Silver_Strider
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    Sithis has no form, so all the space you have left to fill in your home due to lack of housing slots is just sithis filling the void... so just remember that you don't need to spend 3.5k crowns on a filthy argonians artistic representation of him.

    I especially liked the bit about argonians being filthy <3

    Filthy stinking hand bags

    I never fully understand the Argonian hate.

    Heck, I’d much rather have a lizard around, rather than a grimy, homely looking Altmer.

    People that call argonians filthy are just too stupid to realize that we don't need to maintain hair, don't create body oils, and don't sweat. Who's really the dirty one?

    the one that lives in mudhuts and in swamps

    Either way, the Argonians are the only race in history to collectively Intimidate the Daedra in to calling off an organized Invasion.
    I'm fairly sure you might be the "Handbag" here, honestly - At least, if you keep talking about the Lizards that way you foolish racist.

    It was mainly the hist and without them they wouldn't stand the chance without the whole behemoth buff. Cant be racist to something that's not really a race

    Hist Trees = Buffed up their people to save both themselves and their people.
    Last Tribunal = Whisked away to Oblivion during the Oblivion Crisis, leaving the Dunmer to not only deal with the Oblivion Crisis alone but the fall of Baal Dur later on as well as the Argonian Invasion.

    I'll worship my trees if it's all the same to you. Least I'll get results.
    Argonian forever
  • ArchMikem
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    It was mainly the hist and without them they wouldn't stand the chance without the whole behemoth buff. Cant be racist to something that's not really a race

    Your favorite Race lives in Trees, wears clothing made from skinned Animals, builds furniture from bones, and kills people for doing anything harmful to a plant, and then eats them. And at any time they can become slaves to Hircine's Hunt, transforming into beasts to slaughter everyone, including each other, in their path.

    Don’t forget, they also tried to start a war with the Khajiit because bandits attacked some of their caravans. After a single invasion and massacre, the Khajiit thoroughly whooped their asses, though.
    Screwing with the organized Beast Races is just a horrible idea.

    To be more precise, Wood caravans. Nothing but lumber. The Bosmer got so triggered by not getting their lumber shipments that they used it as justification for a War with the Khajiit, slaughtering everyone in their path even to the Khajiiti capital before they were repelled. Mind boggling.
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
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