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USTTech
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The other night we were talking in guild chat about mundus signs and somebody was laughing because The Lover is.......penetration. Seriously, I never caught that before.
Edited by USTTech on March 8, 2018 1:09AM
  • Vapirko
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    You made it sexual assault, way to go, couldn’t just let it be a joke.
  • Aliyavana
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    argonians?
    Edited by Aliyavana on March 8, 2018 6:41AM
  • srfrogg23
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    Good times.
  • Anti_Virus
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    #metoo

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    Edited by Anti_Virus on March 8, 2018 1:28AM
    Power Wealth And Influence.
  • newtinmpls
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    Vapirko wrote: »
    You made it sexual assault, way to go, couldn’t just let it be a joke.

    Why assault?

    Why not just lovely fun?
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Lynx7386
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    And the Lady is resistance. Ladies are prude.
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    Pakhet - Khajiit Dragonknight - Tank
    Raksha - Khajiit Sorcerer - Stamina DPS
    Bastet - Khajiit Templar - Healer
    Leonin - Khajiit Warden - Tank
  • Yolokin_Swagonborn
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    Make an Argonian named "penetrates-with-love."

    Watch it get name changed in a day.


    Seriously the amount of forced name changes ive received using in game vocabulary is just ridiculous.
    Edited by Yolokin_Swagonborn on March 8, 2018 1:35AM
  • SydneyGrey
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    Vapirko wrote: »
    You made it sexual assault, way to go, couldn’t just let it be a joke.
    Has zero to do with sexual assault. I have no idea how your mind even jumped to that conclusion. That's bizarre. The mundus is "The Lover," not "The Sexual Assaulter."
  • Yakidafi
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    They joked about this on the latest eso live aswell.
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  • ParaNostram
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    Yolokin_Swagonborn wrote: »
    Seriously the amount of forced name changes ive received using in game vocabulary is just ridiculous.

    Maybe it's a sign you should stop making names with uncomfortable subtextual or colloquial meanings? Just saying, seems like you have a pattern of just wanting to get a rise out of people only to complain later when it works.
    "Your mistake is you begged for your life, not for mercy. I will show you there are many fates worse than death."

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  • RPGplayer13579
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    I didn't notice that until you pointed it out. Maybe its because none of my characters use either The Lady or The Lover Mundus Stones.
    My Characters.

    Mike Snow - Imperial - Templar - One-Handed and Shield - Tank - Daggerfall Covenant - Commander.
    Catelyn Rivers - Breton - Sorcerer - Destruction Staff - Daggerfall Covenant - Telvanni Magister.
    Ashara Sand - Redguard - Warden - Two-Handed/One-Handed and Shield - Daggerfall Covenant - Heroic.
    Tormund gro-Largash - Orsimer - Dragonknight - Two-Handed - Daggerfall Covenant - Furious.
    Lysa Rivers - Breton - Nightblade - Bow/One-Handed and Shield - Vampire - Daggerfall Covenant - Brassy Assassin.

    Jon Karstark - Nord - Dragonknight - Two-Handed - Ebonheart Pact - Drunk.
    Arya Sand - Dunmer - Dragonknight - Dual Wield - Ebonheart Pact - Assassin.
    Sansa Snow - Impeial - Warden - Destruction Staff/One-Handed and Shield - Ebonheart Pect - Swashbuckler.
    Jojen Reed-Walker - Argonian - Templar - Restoration Staff - Healer - Ebonheart Pact - Melancholy.
    Alys Karstark - Nord - Nightblade - Bow/Dual Wield - Ebonheart Pact - Minstrel.

    Nymeria Woods - Bosmer - Nightblade - Bow - Aldmeri Dominion - Thief.
    Brandon Wings - Altmer - Templar - Restoration Staff - Healer - Aldmeri Dominion - Scholar.
    Lyanna Flowers - Altmer - Sorcerer - Sword/Destruction Staff - Aldmeri Dominion - Duchess.
    Marvolo-jo Riddle - Khajiit - Necromancer - Destruction Staff - Aldmeri Dominion - Deadlands Firewalker.
    Obara Woods - Bosmer - Templar - Bow - Werewolf - Aldmeri Dominion - Cheerful.

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    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    Vapirko wrote: »
    You made it sexual assault, way to go, couldn’t just let it be a joke.
    Has zero to do with sexual assault. I have no idea how your mind even jumped to that conclusion. That's bizarre. The mundus is "The Lover," not "The Sexual Assaulter."

    Honestly, I'm not surprised. Flirting, asking a woman out to dinner, telling a woman she looks nice, or even just saying hello are all considered sexual harassment these days.
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  • greylox
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    Vapirko wrote: »
    You made it sexual assault, way to go, couldn’t just let it be a joke.

    There's always one....
    PC EU
    House of the Black Lotus
    *{Smokes-in-the-Shade }* (Mag pet Sorc Argonian, prolific thief, willing participant of the dark arts, gardener of exotic...herbs)
    {Lugdum The Mechanist} (Hybrid Orc Templar, collector of ancient Ayleid smoking pipes)
    {Rantoul} (Dark Elf Magknight, likes an ale between boss fights, has been known to offer daedric princes out in a fist fight)
    {Red, The Wanderer} (Bosmer stam sorc and hunter extraordinaire)
    {Shoots-For-Stars} (Argonian Mag pet Sorc Ice mage Healer)
    *{Jinny the spark }* (Sassy Imperial Stamplar)
    {Crezzi the Drifter} (Magblade khajiit burglar, available for questionable operations)
    {Grif the Despised} (StamKnight Tank Nord, Eastmarch Master Drinker and spinner of tall yarns)
    {Geraldine Stone-Heart} (High Elf MagSorc Ice Tank, Mystic, practitioner of the ancient arts)
    *{Anawinn}* (Stam pet Ward Redguard, Mother to a bear and an unruly Hunger,Librarian, field medic and natures fist)
    {*}Mains
    { CP 900+ }

    Caretaker of Battle Island (Grand Topal), the holiday destination for the discerning warrior
    Residing in Stay-Moist Mansion-Shadowfen - The Smoking Den (as of 6th feb 2017)

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    Yolokin_Swagonborn wrote: »
    Make an Argonian named "penetrates-with-love."

    Watch it get name changed in a day.


    Seriously the amount of forced name changes ive received using in game vocabulary is just ridiculous.

    I have a friend whose argonian tank was Penetrates Too Deep. He kept the name for close to a year till the name change was "requested" by ZOS.
    I play how I want to.


  • Lightspeedflashb14_ESO
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    welcome to 9 months ago. thanks for catching up.


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    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/359734/what-will-be-the-next-best-mundus-after-update-15/p1

    To all the people making the penetration joke about the lover stone, know this, the constellation has always been represented by a woman, see http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Astronomy#The_Lover , I know it is an easy joke but unless you are into some, let's say, alternative lifestyles, the joke doesn't really make sense.
  • witchdoctor
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    Glurin wrote: »
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    Vapirko wrote: »
    You made it sexual assault, way to go, couldn’t just let it be a joke.
    Has zero to do with sexual assault. I have no idea how your mind even jumped to that conclusion. That's bizarre. The mundus is "The Lover," not "The Sexual Assaulter."

    Honestly, I'm not surprised. Flirting, asking a woman out to dinner, telling a woman she looks nice, or even just saying hello are all considered sexual harassment these days.

    You are clearly, then, doing all those things wrong.
  • greylox
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    rustic_potato wrote: »
    Yolokin_Swagonborn wrote: »
    Make an Argonian named "penetrates-with-love."

    Watch it get name changed in a day.


    Seriously the amount of forced name changes ive received using in game vocabulary is just ridiculous.

    I have a friend whose argonian tank was Penetrates Too Deep. He kept the name for close to a year till the name change was "requested" by ZOS.

    And there is was thinking this game was rated mature. Most PG rated game in existence.
    PC EU
    House of the Black Lotus
    *{Smokes-in-the-Shade }* (Mag pet Sorc Argonian, prolific thief, willing participant of the dark arts, gardener of exotic...herbs)
    {Lugdum The Mechanist} (Hybrid Orc Templar, collector of ancient Ayleid smoking pipes)
    {Rantoul} (Dark Elf Magknight, likes an ale between boss fights, has been known to offer daedric princes out in a fist fight)
    {Red, The Wanderer} (Bosmer stam sorc and hunter extraordinaire)
    {Shoots-For-Stars} (Argonian Mag pet Sorc Ice mage Healer)
    *{Jinny the spark }* (Sassy Imperial Stamplar)
    {Crezzi the Drifter} (Magblade khajiit burglar, available for questionable operations)
    {Grif the Despised} (StamKnight Tank Nord, Eastmarch Master Drinker and spinner of tall yarns)
    {Geraldine Stone-Heart} (High Elf MagSorc Ice Tank, Mystic, practitioner of the ancient arts)
    *{Anawinn}* (Stam pet Ward Redguard, Mother to a bear and an unruly Hunger,Librarian, field medic and natures fist)
    {*}Mains
    { CP 900+ }

    Caretaker of Battle Island (Grand Topal), the holiday destination for the discerning warrior
    Residing in Stay-Moist Mansion-Shadowfen - The Smoking Den (as of 6th feb 2017)

  • swippy
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    Glurin wrote: »
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    Vapirko wrote: »
    You made it sexual assault, way to go, couldn’t just let it be a joke.
    Has zero to do with sexual assault. I have no idea how your mind even jumped to that conclusion. That's bizarre. The mundus is "The Lover," not "The Sexual Assaulter."

    Honestly, I'm not surprised. Flirting, asking a woman out to dinner, telling a woman she looks nice, or even just saying hello are all considered sexual harassment these days.

    sounds like a L2P problem
  • Nyladreas
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    witchdoctor wrote: »
    Glurin wrote: »
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    Vapirko wrote: »
    You made it sexual assault, way to go, couldn’t just let it be a joke.
    Has zero to do with sexual assault. I have no idea how your mind even jumped to that conclusion. That's bizarre. The mundus is "The Lover," not "The Sexual Assaulter."

    Honestly, I'm not surprised. Flirting, asking a woman out to dinner, telling a woman she looks nice, or even just saying hello are all considered sexual harassment these days.

    You are clearly, then, doing all those things wrong.

    Oh i love these comments. Care to give an example on how to do it right then? I'm being told i'm attractive on nearly daily basis and i'm very polite and mature when dealing with women. Yet i can very very easily relate to what Glurin wrote. @witchdoctor
    Edited by Nyladreas on March 8, 2018 12:05PM
  • Lightspeedflashb14_ESO
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    Nyladreas wrote: »
    witchdoctor wrote: »
    Glurin wrote: »
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    Vapirko wrote: »
    You made it sexual assault, way to go, couldn’t just let it be a joke.
    Has zero to do with sexual assault. I have no idea how your mind even jumped to that conclusion. That's bizarre. The mundus is "The Lover," not "The Sexual Assaulter."

    Honestly, I'm not surprised. Flirting, asking a woman out to dinner, telling a woman she looks nice, or even just saying hello are all considered sexual harassment these days.

    You are clearly, then, doing all those things wrong.

    Oh i love these comments. Care to give an example on how to do it right then? I'm being told i'm attractive on nearly daily basis and i'm very polite and mature when dealing with women. Yet i can very very easily relate to what Glurin wrote. @witchdoctor

    okay, Mr. https://www.reddit.com/r/niceguys/
  • anathosdm
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    It won t end well.... that s obvious ^^
  • witchdoctor
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    Nyladreas wrote: »
    witchdoctor wrote: »
    Glurin wrote: »
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    Vapirko wrote: »
    You made it sexual assault, way to go, couldn’t just let it be a joke.
    Has zero to do with sexual assault. I have no idea how your mind even jumped to that conclusion. That's bizarre. The mundus is "The Lover," not "The Sexual Assaulter."

    Honestly, I'm not surprised. Flirting, asking a woman out to dinner, telling a woman she looks nice, or even just saying hello are all considered sexual harassment these days.

    You are clearly, then, doing all those things wrong.

    Oh i love these comments. Care to give an example on how to do it right then? I'm being told i'm attractive on nearly daily basis and i'm very polite and mature when dealing with women. Yet i can very very easily relate to what Glurin wrote. @witchdoctor

    If your interactions with women are being considered harassment - your words, mind you - then, clearly, you are not polite or mature.
  • Nyladreas
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    Lightspeedflashb14_ESO wrote: »
    Nyladreas wrote: »
    witchdoctor wrote: »
    Glurin wrote: »
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    Vapirko wrote: »
    You made it sexual assault, way to go, couldn’t just let it be a joke.
    Has zero to do with sexual assault. I have no idea how your mind even jumped to that conclusion. That's bizarre. The mundus is "The Lover," not "The Sexual Assaulter."

    Honestly, I'm not surprised. Flirting, asking a woman out to dinner, telling a woman she looks nice, or even just saying hello are all considered sexual harassment these days.

    You are clearly, then, doing all those things wrong.

    Oh i love these comments. Care to give an example on how to do it right then? I'm being told i'm attractive on nearly daily basis and i'm very polite and mature when dealing with women. Yet i can very very easily relate to what Glurin wrote. @witchdoctor

    okay, Mr. https://www.reddit.com/r/niceguys/

    That's absolutely different from what I meant.
    witchdoctor wrote: »
    Nyladreas wrote: »
    witchdoctor wrote: »
    Glurin wrote: »
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    Vapirko wrote: »
    You made it sexual assault, way to go, couldn’t just let it be a joke.
    Has zero to do with sexual assault. I have no idea how your mind even jumped to that conclusion. That's bizarre. The mundus is "The Lover," not "The Sexual Assaulter."

    Honestly, I'm not surprised. Flirting, asking a woman out to dinner, telling a woman she looks nice, or even just saying hello are all considered sexual harassment these days.

    You are clearly, then, doing all those things wrong.

    Oh i love these comments. Care to give an example on how to do it right then? I'm being told i'm attractive on nearly daily basis and i'm very polite and mature when dealing with women. Yet i can very very easily relate to what Glurin wrote. @witchdoctor

    If your interactions with women are being considered harassment - your words, mind you - then, clearly, you are not polite or mature.

    So a mere "hey how are you?" and later small compliment or just simply complimenting a woman's sweater is legitimate harassment and therefore immature and impolite? and thats just one of the examples
    Edited by Nyladreas on March 8, 2018 12:45PM
  • witchdoctor
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    Nyladreas wrote: »
    Lightspeedflashb14_ESO wrote: »
    Nyladreas wrote: »
    witchdoctor wrote: »
    Glurin wrote: »
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    Vapirko wrote: »
    You made it sexual assault, way to go, couldn’t just let it be a joke.
    Has zero to do with sexual assault. I have no idea how your mind even jumped to that conclusion. That's bizarre. The mundus is "The Lover," not "The Sexual Assaulter."

    Honestly, I'm not surprised. Flirting, asking a woman out to dinner, telling a woman she looks nice, or even just saying hello are all considered sexual harassment these days.

    You are clearly, then, doing all those things wrong.

    Oh i love these comments. Care to give an example on how to do it right then? I'm being told i'm attractive on nearly daily basis and i'm very polite and mature when dealing with women. Yet i can very very easily relate to what Glurin wrote. @witchdoctor

    okay, Mr. https://www.reddit.com/r/niceguys/

    That's absolutely different from what I meant.
    witchdoctor wrote: »
    Nyladreas wrote: »
    witchdoctor wrote: »
    Glurin wrote: »
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    Vapirko wrote: »
    You made it sexual assault, way to go, couldn’t just let it be a joke.
    Has zero to do with sexual assault. I have no idea how your mind even jumped to that conclusion. That's bizarre. The mundus is "The Lover," not "The Sexual Assaulter."

    Honestly, I'm not surprised. Flirting, asking a woman out to dinner, telling a woman she looks nice, or even just saying hello are all considered sexual harassment these days.

    You are clearly, then, doing all those things wrong.

    Oh i love these comments. Care to give an example on how to do it right then? I'm being told i'm attractive on nearly daily basis and i'm very polite and mature when dealing with women. Yet i can very very easily relate to what Glurin wrote. @witchdoctor

    If your interactions with women are being considered harassment - your words, mind you - then, clearly, you are not polite or mature.

    So a mere "hey how are you?" and later small compliment or just simply complimenting a woman's sweater is legitimate harassment and therefore immature and impolite? and thats just one of the examples

    LOL, dude, put the shovel down. I'm basing my comments on nothing more than your own words. Apparently, when you just say hello, women scream harassment. So, yeah, clearly, you are doing something wrong.
  • Myrrah
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    Vapirko wrote: »
    You made it sexual assault, way to go, couldn’t just let it be a joke.

    i just gotta say-i'm a woman and didn't perceive this to be about sexual assault. Sexual assault has to do with lack of consent. The word only has to do with the act that is widely understood to be a part of consensual activities. Everytime someone makes a silly accusation it undermines the seriousness of the actual problem imo. Men are pretty much being harrassed for ridiculous reasons. We should keep words like "sexual assault" reserved for ACTUAL sexual assault
  • Micah_Bayer
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    ParaNostram wrote: »
    Yolokin_Swagonborn wrote: »
    Seriously the amount of forced name changes ive received using in game vocabulary is just ridiculous.

    Maybe it's a sign you should stop making names with uncomfortable subtextual or colloquial meanings? Just saying, seems like you have a pattern of just wanting to get a rise out of people only to complain later when it works.

    You get offended quickly
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    witchdoctor wrote: »
    Nyladreas wrote: »
    Lightspeedflashb14_ESO wrote: »
    Nyladreas wrote: »
    witchdoctor wrote: »
    Glurin wrote: »
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    Vapirko wrote: »
    You made it sexual assault, way to go, couldn’t just let it be a joke.
    Has zero to do with sexual assault. I have no idea how your mind even jumped to that conclusion. That's bizarre. The mundus is "The Lover," not "The Sexual Assaulter."

    Honestly, I'm not surprised. Flirting, asking a woman out to dinner, telling a woman she looks nice, or even just saying hello are all considered sexual harassment these days.

    You are clearly, then, doing all those things wrong.

    Oh i love these comments. Care to give an example on how to do it right then? I'm being told i'm attractive on nearly daily basis and i'm very polite and mature when dealing with women. Yet i can very very easily relate to what Glurin wrote. @witchdoctor

    okay, Mr. https://www.reddit.com/r/niceguys/

    That's absolutely different from what I meant.
    witchdoctor wrote: »
    Nyladreas wrote: »
    witchdoctor wrote: »
    Glurin wrote: »
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    Vapirko wrote: »
    You made it sexual assault, way to go, couldn’t just let it be a joke.
    Has zero to do with sexual assault. I have no idea how your mind even jumped to that conclusion. That's bizarre. The mundus is "The Lover," not "The Sexual Assaulter."

    Honestly, I'm not surprised. Flirting, asking a woman out to dinner, telling a woman she looks nice, or even just saying hello are all considered sexual harassment these days.

    You are clearly, then, doing all those things wrong.

    Oh i love these comments. Care to give an example on how to do it right then? I'm being told i'm attractive on nearly daily basis and i'm very polite and mature when dealing with women. Yet i can very very easily relate to what Glurin wrote. @witchdoctor

    If your interactions with women are being considered harassment - your words, mind you - then, clearly, you are not polite or mature.

    So a mere "hey how are you?" and later small compliment or just simply complimenting a woman's sweater is legitimate harassment and therefore immature and impolite? and thats just one of the examples

    LOL, dude, put the shovel down. I'm basing my comments on nothing more than your own words. Apparently, when you just say hello, women scream harassment. So, yeah, clearly, you are doing something wrong.

    Yeah i got it after replying.
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    Antihero-AD Magplar
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    AD Since PC beta
    On A lag free vacation
    for the near and far future
  • oXI_Viper_IXo
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    Yolokin_Swagonborn wrote: »
    Make an Argonian named "penetrates-with-love."

    Watch it get name changed in a day.


    Seriously the amount of forced name changes ive received using in game vocabulary is just ridiculous.

    It's also pretty hypocritical of them when they have stuff like The Lusty Argonian Maid in the game. It's ok for them to do it, just not any of us.
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    In b4 lock
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