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Sickle Hocks on Horses = BAD

DessieLou
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Each and every horse on ESO is in desperate need of veterinary care. Their hocks are so deformed as to render them unable to perform their duties as faithful and gallant mounts. As a veterinarian and a lover of all things equine, it is physically painful for me to look at these poor animals. Is there anyway you could cure this affliction, by redrawing them perhaps?
  • Chakei
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    Horse trainer here. Let's not get too silly about video game mounts, kay? I mean one of them is made of frost. C'maaaaaaaaaaaahn.
  • akredon_ESO
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    @Chakei the only thing i got from this is

    THE VETERINARIAN HATH SPOKEN PLEB :lol:

    But All jokes aside yeah i guess i never really looked at my horses legs to see if they are as goofy as this... and @DessieLou if you make me see something that can no longer be unseen and it starts to erk me i am going to be very upset and disappointed :cry:
  • ThePrinceOfBargains
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    See, complaining about the derpy cheesing the horses do is one thing, but this just flat out ridiculous.
  • Hookgrin
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    I thought that was from jumping my horse off 100 foot cliffs too many times.
    Edited by Hookgrin on February 1, 2018 12:16AM
  • Lynx7386
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    save a horse, ride a senche.
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    It's like... A 15° difference, I wouldn't have even noticed without the pics
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  • Princess_Ciri
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    actual horse here, I don't see any problems. Are you telling me my hocks aren't pretty if they look like the ones in ESO? Now I have body image self-esteem issues T_T
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  • Kanar
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    Is this why my horse trips and slows on the slightest bump in the road?
  • Ch4mpTW
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    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    save a horse, ride a senche.

    Yup. Or bear or wolf. Bears, senches, and wolves seem to have the best visuals when mounted and riding. Senches and wolves especially.
  • runagate
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  • Minyassa
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    People have been telling ZOS these horses are embarrassingly awful from the beginning and they haven't done anything about them yet, so I'm thinking they just won't. They won't even close the dang mouths, that would be such a simple fix for much of the derp. I think that either they don't care that their horses are face-palm-worthy or the horses were designed by someone whose feelings they can't afford to hurt. The new horses are just as bad.

    I notice that their dog conformation seems spot on. Maybe the horses were modeled by a dog breeder?
  • Cold91
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    speaking of horses in game, am I the only one who hates the new look as seen on the "Christmas" mare and the upcoming white-gold imperial horse? I definitely prefer the more muscular and toned style on the old horses. It makes them look like war chargers from old paintings and vase drawings.
  • Peekachu99
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    They are uncommonly fat, too. And getting fatter with each new model. The atronarch horses look like barrels on sticks.
  • SydneyGrey
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    Minyassa wrote: »
    People have been telling ZOS these horses are embarrassingly awful from the beginning and they haven't done anything about them yet, so I'm thinking they just won't. They won't even close the dang mouths, that would be such a simple fix for much of the derp. I think that either they don't care that their horses are face-palm-worthy or the horses were designed by someone whose feelings they can't afford to hurt. The new horses are just as bad.
    They're doing all these fancy manes and tails now, and STILL won't close the freaking mouths. I just don't get it. :|
  • phileunderx2
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    Ita the conformation on the horses in game is pretty bad. A primary reason why I don't care for them.
  • Skua
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    I think they are cute regardless of their awkward anatomy, I like things that are a little derpy. XD I am also amused by the way they suddenly kick their hind legs when they jump, it looks funny.
  • Nihility42
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    ESOHorseKillMe.png
  • FloppyTouch
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    people really notice this stuff? Been playing for years and they always felt and looked like real horses to me.
  • JamuThatsWho
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    It's a game, you lemon.
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  • blacksghost
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    Every time I see a horse being ridden I hear “heels down heels down!” Echos of riding instructors ringing in my head. I end up just running everywhere way easier for farming anyway.
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  • Streega
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    Folks, those are TAMRIEL (or Nirn rather) horses! They can look different. I mean there are huge bugs which would collapse under their own weight on Earth, and those ridiculous moose-like things in Wrothgar with names nobody can spell and pronounce properly :p
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  • boggo
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    Well, now I‘m hungry.
  • BladedMischief
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    I wish they’d close the mouths. It always looks like the horse is gritting their teeth whilst thinking “If you so much as kick me I will throw you into a tree”
    And in regards to the sickle hocks, they’ve been a thing for a looonng time and they probably won’t get fixed. But hey, maybe there’s something coming for that in the future. Who knows.
    I know they’re bad but it is a game after all. And honestly, if anyone is that worried about their horses’ legs, just put them in your house and say they’re retired from duty.
    Edited by BladedMischief on February 1, 2018 2:15PM
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  • Knootewoot
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    This isn't earth. For all we know he gravity is different then on our world and the legs are "deformed" or "Evolved" like that to be able to move correctly. I mean we even have lizard people walking up straight with t|ts.
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  • Zbigb4life
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    Yes this is the MOST URGENT problem ZOS should get fixed... Are you really serious??? :*
  • ArchMikem
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    I have absolutely no education on Animal anatomy, but I always did think the legs on Horses looked...wonky? Just odd. Now I guess I have a statement from a legit Vet to know I wasn't wrong.
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    That says a lot about the body weight of the average gamer, doesn't it? That sedentary lifestyle takes a toll even on their pixel made mounts ...
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  • jssriot
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    The a models for horses have always, always bugged me, I spent the first few months playing this game screaming inside every time i went by a stable. I learned to live with it. Tamriel horse are atragedy, there's no hope for them. I've forced myself to ignore it.

    What still gets a laugh out of me though is how stablehands groom horses against their coats.
    Edited by jssriot on February 1, 2018 12:42PM
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    Once youve ridden a cat you wont go back.
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