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Where should we push him next?

SantieClaws
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As some of you may recall a certain elf has been pushed into different places over the course of our recent social interactions with him yes.

Khajiit found this to be an enjoyable and honest exchange of opinions and hopes we get to push him somewhere again during the next chapter.

So the question is this. Where would you like to push the annoying elf next?

This one is rooting for some sort of open sewer - or perhaps a pigsty?

Yours with paws
Santie Claws
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  • JD2013
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    Lots of Elves are annoying ... You may have to elaborate :D

    Is he snooty Elf (Dunmer) or supremely snooty Elf (Altmer) ?
    Sweetrolls for all!

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • SantieClaws
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    Grumpy Elf (Dunmer).

    You know - the one in the tomb who finds himself nice and close to an underground water source.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
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  • JD2013
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    Grumpy Elf (Dunmer).

    You know - the one in the tomb who finds himself nice and close to an underground water source.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Ohhhhhh. Him.

    Off a cliff? :D>:)
    Sweetrolls for all!

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • Feanor
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    According to the choice I made in game I think I don’t get to push him anywhere anytime soon. :disappointed:
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  • SantieClaws
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    Feanor wrote: »
    According to the choice I made in game I think I don’t get to push him anywhere anytime soon. :disappointed:

    You didn't marry him did you?

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

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  • logarifmik
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    Last time I wanted to push him right on the Blade of Woe, but the Dread-Father don't want him dead for some reason. I fear to assume why.
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  • pauli133
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    Elf Pushing Is The Dangerous New Trend - Are Your Kids Involved?

    (an obscured face appears on the screen)

    Yeah, I'm an Elf Pushing pusher, I admit it. I tell the kids it's safe, that elves don't have feelings, that nobody gets hurt. Once you get them to try it, they're hooked immediately - it just feels so good, so right. Next thing you know, they're waving money at you, clamoring for more Elf Pushing content.

    (distantly, with a slight echo)

    ...a little help here? Hello?
  • RaddlemanNumber7
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    I enjoy pressing the buttons and listening to him scream the most. More of the same would suit me just fine :)

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  • ArchMikem
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    Next time?

    Could've sworn there'd be some kind of angry Troll or hungry Slaughterfish at the bottom...
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    Grumpy Elf (Dunmer).

    I'm so glad you said that.

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  • ValkynSketha
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    Elden root restaurant menu for today:
    SantieClaws
  • ihazzit
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    Sounds more like a south pole elf.
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  • SantieClaws
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    Elden root restaurant menu for today:
    SantieClaws


    Chewy with a strong taste of fish ...

    May contain sharp objects.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
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  • HighKinlady
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    Well there is a pretty nice cliff in Wrothgar .. one that also gives an achievement so there’s that.
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  • ListerJMC
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    Since he shares the same voice actor as another equally-as-beloved NPC from the Elder Scrolls universe, I vote to push him into the Cloud District for old times' sake ;).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URPktFif6AU
    Edited by ListerJMC on January 31, 2018 3:53PM
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  • Merlin13KAGL
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    Grumpy Elf (Dunmer).

    I'm so glad you said that.

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    @ArchMikem Nah, you just need to "turn that frown upside down!"

    Lots of people actually have trouble distinguishing this, so I've included a handy chart to help.

    Bear in mind, sometimes a Dunmer may be in two states at once, both sleepy and angry, so you have to interpolate between.

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    Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...

    Earn it.

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  • Chaos2088
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    Maybe in Mephala's realm....where he can stay there with the spiderkin and spider daedra.

    "BYE FELICIA"
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  • Ulo
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    You know when a dark anchor spawns and it smashes into the middle of the dolmen. If I could push him onto that just before the anchor hits then I'd be quite happy :)
  • Tan9oSuccka
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    Someone care to translate cat speak?

    Is Santie asking for Narsis Dren to make an appearance in Summerset? :)
    Edited by Tan9oSuccka on January 31, 2018 5:50PM
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  • Blacksmoke
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    A big mountain comes to mind.. a red one!
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    Elf schmelf....I want to be able to take cheap shots at bards to make them stop playing and send them running to cower in a corner somewhere. That would really make my day.
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  • Demycilian
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    sigh

    Shame on the mer that bound firecrackers to the tail of this cat. Now we will never hear the end of it.
  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    Let's lock him in a crate of stinky cheese...courtesy of Uncle Sheo!

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