What's the funniest thing you did/found on eso
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Duck✭✭✭I like the occasional standing-on-the-saddle mount glitch.
I miss being able to glitch emotes so that I could do them with my weapon out, and walk around while making the motions. coin-flipping a staff while walking down the path was always a laugh.What I lack in gameplaying ability I make up for in smack talk.5 -
Sawzallz✭✭✭Here's one https://i.imgur.com/coZG6OR.jpgEdited by Sawzallz on January 29, 2018 2:05PM10 -
Hallothiel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Recently? Most stupid & amusing thing?
On guild training run for nMoL. First time for some.Somehow it got changed to vet - few of us noticed but decided to go ahead and have a try for a laugh.
Was hysterical. We got as far as the first boss before gave up. Maybe if we hadn't been laughing so much at the utter ridiculousness of the whole thing we might have done better........
(Though doubt it
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Sevalaricgirl✭✭✭✭✭My one and only adventure into Cyrodiil with a friend. We stayed a while to protect our territory before running off to explore. We ran into this boss on the top of a hill/mountain and attacked him. Once I recognized that it was a boss, I quickly jumped off the cliff and made my way down the hill as fast as I could. My friend couldn't figure out where I went and ended up jumping to his death. We still laugh about it years later. He follows me off cliffs in every game we play together and while I usually live, he always dies and I will see him splat on the bottom. Still funny when I think about it.Edited by Sevalaricgirl on January 29, 2018 3:07PM6
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PrayingSeraph✭✭✭✭✭Once I encountered a random player who ran right up to me and started using the kowtow emote, the one where your character gets on their knees and starts worshipping. It looked hilarious. So later I got bored and went to Belkarth, and started doing the exact same thing with max cp players. I got 60k in 20 minutes from then. Apparently they thought it was funny too.9 -
Aebaradath✭✭✭✭✭
✭Just a bit of dialogue I always found funny:
Razum-dar: Tell the lovely Dunmer Naryu that she's very welcome to disguise herself as a serving girl. And show off fo--
Queen Ayrenn: Raz. Inappropriate.
Razum-dar: This one has no regrets.7 -
Schokolade✭✭✭Unfortunately I've lost a lot of screens *sad story
BUUUT:
...Lifts-Her-Tail...
Mr. Skeleton
WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
Remember: always end the day with a positive thought Mistress Llunela.
Edited by Schokolade on January 30, 2018 9:29AM11 -
Dojohoda✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭There are many funny things in this game. Off the top of my head:
Mahbub the traveling merchant is good for a chuckle. He is south of the Pariah Abbey in Stormhaven.
J'zuraar the fence in Belkarth is an amiable guy.
Some of the things said by the king in Wayrest to his wife are funny.
Eavesdropping on the lonely guy's comments to the ladies in Vlastarus are amusing.Fan of playing magblade since 2015. (PC NA)
Might be joking in comments.
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VaranisArano✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭My friends and I love Vaults of Madness. We've run this dungeon over a hundred times easily looking for various gear set.
First there's the boss who's like "Surely you won't sacrifice your friends?!"
We're like, "Wanna bet?"
Then there's the harvester boss who thinks our job is so stressful we need a vacation in the middle of the fight, Grothdarr who occasionally punts a group member off the edge of the platform, the competition to see who can leap off the platforms the farthest (bonus points for dying on landing) all ending with...
the final boss whose mechanics consist of doing the hokey-pokey. You know, you put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you dodge the flying glass and you shake it all about.
Hands down, Vaults of Madness is the most fun I've have in a group dungeon. Its just so ridiculous.4 -
VaranisArano✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Schokolade wrote: »Remember: always end the day with a positive thought Mistress Llunela.
What are those sticks in the barrel to the left?
Inquiring minds want to know.2 -
Schokolade✭✭✭Schokolade wrote: »Remember: always end the day with a positive thought Mistress Llunela.
What are those sticks in the barrel to the left?
Trust me you don't want to know.
Joking apart, I don't know..Bamboo Di.. sticks maybe?
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Enemy-of-Coldharbour✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Schokolade wrote: »Remember: always end the day with a positive thought Mistress Llunela.
What are those sticks in the barrel to the left?
It's a quiver of arrows.
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✭✭Using a ravage health potion when someone tosses a mudballEdited by D0PAMINE on January 29, 2018 9:43PM6 -
ihazzit✭✭✭There's a Black Snail Soldier who urinates on a tree every 15 seconds or so in Vvardenfell.If you are angry about anything in this game you are only punishing yourself.4 -
ZOS_ChrisCommunity RepFrom personal experience:
I saw a person with their in-game name set to "Good Buddy". I still laugh about how their dialogue must have read when playing.Edited by ZOS_Chris on January 29, 2018 10:42PM20 -
Alqu✭✭A bidding war in zone chat in Bangkorai for a vampire bite.
There was a little gold offered, but mostly it was a list of the tasty treats the prospective bitees had recently eaten. And back and forth about the details.
Did the latte have skim or soy milk? I take 15% increased damage to dairy.
Dark, milk, or white chocolate?
etc.
Not exactly high brow I know, but that it was all improv'd afaik, I had to laugh.
Alqu - Sneaky bosmer dps (sNB)
Allqu - Whirling dervish redguard dps (Sorc)
Ocuili - Devout dunmer templar burninator (Temp)
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Tletl - Drunken orsimer tank (DK)3 -
TigressCreed✭✭✭I was in cyrodill with a group of maybe 10 guys (I was the only girl) and over voice chat they somehow got to the topic of working out and what kind of protein shakes they use and then (how to say his without getting a delete)... basically they started debating putting one of their fluids in an ice tray, freeze it, and then use it in their smoothies... it was quiet for a couple grasshopper seconds once they realized a girl was listening LOL took a couple keeps that day so I guess was worth itXbox NA TigressCreed8
