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Edited by DoctorESO on September 23, 2018 12:39AM
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    Please+dont+feed+the+animals+here+at+the+fatty+zoo_81e057_4024055.gif
    Edited by geonsocal on January 6, 2018 12:10AM
    PVP Campaigns Section: Playstation NA and EU (Gray Host) - This Must be the Place
  • PlagueSD
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    Can I get a tl;dr version?

    This is the exact reason I keep zone chat off.
    Edited by PlagueSD on January 5, 2018 11:57PM
  • DieAlteHexe
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    WTB: IQ points. PST

    Dirty, filthy casual aka Nancy, the Wallet Warrior Carebear Potato Whale Snowflake
  • M_Volsung
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    What the fnark did I just read?
    "In the Deep Halls, Far from Men;
    Forsaken Red Mountain, Twisted Kin;
    Hail the Mind, Hail the Stone;
    Dwarven Pride, Stronger than Bone"

    —Dwemer Inquiries I-III, Thelwe Ghelein
  • techprince
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    tl;dr
  • DoctorESO
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    Edited by DoctorESO on June 19, 2018 8:02AM
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  • Magdalina
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    It was not entertaining enough to read to the end =x
  • SydneyGrey
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    My experience with zone chat:

    A bunch of people were being silly and light-hearted, and having fun.
    Then one person makes a dumb joke about how he was dating a "tranny" (his word, not mine).
    Someone gets immediately triggered and starts screaming about how there are only two sexes, not three, even though no one mentioned anything about "three sexes."
    Fun is ruined.
    I close the chat box.

    Yep.
  • Wreuntzylla
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    "Romeo: well at least now he doesnt need to worry about the costume"

    Best comment evar!
  • AcadianPaladin
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    Sadly, I don't monitor zone chat anymore either. 'Tis a shame because I would love to see such things as:
    LF help at xyz WB plz.
    LF healer for xyz dungeon.
    Where is the stable here in Elden Root?

    Between the spam, jabbering and guild recruiting though, that stuff I would look for gets lost anyway though. Sad. :(
    Edited by AcadianPaladin on January 6, 2018 2:30AM
    PC NA(no Steam), PvE, mostly solo
  • Loves_guars
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    Yes, well, worst thing you can do about these ...individuals, is paying attention. They just say stupid racist things to feel important, and yes of course they don't really have much of a moral system. So don't answer to them, just screenshot, report and ignore. Believe me I get why you would react to it, it's the human thing to do after all, but a report is the best way.
  • kip_silverwolf
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    I cracked up at "Romeo: you expected cargo pants?" :D

    ah yes, good 'ol zone chat - best enjoyed by turning it off
    "I'm going to live forever..or at least die trying"

    drunken Nord & Tamriel streaker since Arena

  • VaranisArano
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    My favorite is the periodic chats about real and in game economics in Craglorn zone chat, usually sparked by people wanting to buy items in bulk at a steep discount or sell items far above the MM/TTC price.

    Closely followed by the usual chorus of "LF/WTS Skyreach carries" and "LF Trials group" with side notes of:
    "You're a jerk for stealing my node while I was in combat" rant and the resulting "Quit whining" retorts
    "You're a jerk for leaving useless stuff in the chest" rant and the resulting "Well, I'm gonna do it to annoy you" retorts

    Craglorn zone chat is fun. Slowly but surely I'm learning to ignore it while I farm for nirncrux.
    Edited by VaranisArano on January 6, 2018 3:31AM
  • LordSemaj
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    Yep, Romeo is quite the troll picking on this innocent Alpha guy. Too often people forget that legitimate children play this game.
  • DragonRacer
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    Reminds me of an incredibly dumb and annoying fight that broke out in Shadowfen during the New Life Festival event. Went there to fish, instead walked into a full on religious argument.

    Like... guys... fishing should be relaxing, what is wrong with you?

    Couldn't leave that zone fast enough. I could feel my IQ dropping by the second.

    Protip: zone chat of a video game is not the place where you will change someone's mind about their religion or lack of religion.
    PS5 NA. GM of The PTK's - a free trading guild (CP 500+). Also a werewolf, bites are free when they're available. PSN = DragonRacer13
  • Belegnole
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    That was fairly minor, but then you couldn't post the really good stuff here.

    If you can suspend being insulted by what people say, some of the antics can be quite amusing. For instance watching two people trolling each other and waiting to see if one wins.

    The best convos of course are where I can help someone else. Or, where I see others giving help. Then there are those times where some completely off topic conversation happens for a few minutes. During which a group a players have a meeting of the minds, then go their own separate ways.....
  • Necrelios
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    Close chat tab, open guild discord/mumble/teamspeak problem solved :D
    Terms & Conditions ["We revoke permission to fictional legal constructs or private/public persons for selling of any private data, censorship, surveillance, personage or conversion as a trespass of law. We prohibit the practice of "procedural law" or corporate statues in place of divine law."]
  • WIZZARD2K
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    Where'd you find a zone chat for 10 minutes without a guild ad??
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    Edited by DoctorESO on June 19, 2018 8:02AM
  • DarcyMardin
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    Sounds like ordinary MMO zone chat to me. I’ve seen a lot worse over the years, in this and other games. /ignore /don’t engage
  • PrayingSeraph
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    Honestly I enjoy these kind of chats. They are entertaining, they "spice up" the game. They remind me that other people are actually playing that aren't android-players spamming their inventories or guild recruitment ads every 10 seconds

    And if you don't like someone in the chat, block 'em. It astounds me how many people forget the block feature.
    Edited by PrayingSeraph on January 6, 2018 6:01AM
  • LordSemaj
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    And if you don't like someone in the chat, block 'em. It astounds me how many people forget the block feature.
    That's totally what Alpha should have done here, block the troll immediately.

    But likewise, if someone finds themselves in Romeo's shoes and doesn't agree with or find intelligible something someone else says, perhaps just ignoring it is the best move rather than provoking them into wishing for your death.
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    The funniest thing about this is that OP painstakingly wrote it all down.
    PC NA - @dazkt - Dazk Ardoonkt / Sir Thogalot / Dask Dragoh’t / Dazk Dragoh’t / El Thogardo

    Stream: twitch.tv/THOGARDvsThePeasants
    YouTube: http://youtube.com/c/thogardpvp


  • Houshiki
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    I read it through and what... *facepalm*

    Ok, I'm all for fun and pointless banter, but sometimes with the amount of stupid floating about I can't help but wonder if it would be alright to just let the world burn... or at least zone chat.
  • OlafdieWaldfee
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    "Where is Mankrik's wife??!!1!!??"
    Hilarity ensues.


    Me: Turning of zone-chat when entering any MMO since 2005.
  • Wreuntzylla
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    DoctorESO wrote: »
    WIZZARD2K wrote: »
    Where'd you find a zone chat for 10 minutes without a guild ad??

    I think all the recruiters were so engrossed in the enlightening and thought-provoking conversation.

    Some of the guild adds are the funniest thing in ESO.

    One guild was advertising something like: 'Looking for high energy, exciting people to join us for raids, PvP and other highly competitive... Oh, who am I kidding, most of us smoke a bowl before we start playing, nothing gets done and we forget our own events. But we have a guild trader and casual atmosphere!'
  • Balamoor
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    No GM's no consequences what does anyone expect seriously?

    ESO could learn a thing or two from GW2 and FFXIV moderation principles .
  • Jaraal
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    Last night in Vvardenfell zone chat:

    Player X and Player Y debating debating the morality of stealing in general, getting your loot stolen by guards, etc for ten minutes. Ended like this:

    Player X: **** the police!

    Player Y: NWA?







    Player Z: N'wahs With Attitude!
  • JiKama
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    Hmm.... And to think I met my new Adventuring buddy through zone chat :smile:
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