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One of the two of us definitely has gone mad. It only remains to define whether this one is the whole world or just me.

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  • Kiara
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    Haha good one :D I hope it won't happen, that would be so awful in my opinion...
  • Gargath
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    Pretty good idea for a new mount, sign me in :).
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  • FearlessOne_2014
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    ZOS make this mount happen! We'll throw you all of the monies if you do.
  • Radiance
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    I'll hold out until the Unicycle.
  • Aliyavana
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    Omg id like that as an apex mount
  • Jade1986
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    If I saw that I would drop the game in an instant.
  • Marabornwingrion
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    ZOS, no more weird mounts please.
  • Milvan
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    Jade1986 wrote: »
    If I saw that I would drop the game in an instant.

    Excuse me sir, may I kindly ask you in advance, if I may have your stuff?
    “Kings of the land and the sky we are; proud gryphons.” Stalker stands, the epitome of pride. Naked and muscular, his wings widen and his feet dig in as if he alone holds down the earth and supports the heavens, keeping the two ever separate.”
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  • Jade1986
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    Astrid_V wrote: »
    ZOS, no more weird mounts please.

    Until now they are relatively lore friendly. But adding that would be a massive break in lore.
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    That is probably the third worst idea I’ve ever heard
  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    XD Awesome work OP!
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  • Milvan
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    Jade1986 wrote: »
    Astrid_V wrote: »
    ZOS, no more weird mounts please.

    Until now they are relatively lore friendly. But adding that would be a massive break in lore.

    How so?

    Dwemer fantasypunk schemes literally allows them to add anything fantasypunk'ish related to the game. We already have Dwemer spider, just add a few dwemers shperes as wheels and we are good to roll..
    “Kings of the land and the sky we are; proud gryphons.” Stalker stands, the epitome of pride. Naked and muscular, his wings widen and his feet dig in as if he alone holds down the earth and supports the heavens, keeping the two ever separate.”
    Gryphons guild - @Milvan,
  • Jade1986
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    Milvan wrote: »
    Jade1986 wrote: »
    Astrid_V wrote: »
    ZOS, no more weird mounts please.

    Until now they are relatively lore friendly. But adding that would be a massive break in lore.

    How so?

    Dwemer fantasypunk schemes literally allows them to add anything fantasypunk'ish related to the game. We already have Dwemer spider, just add a few dwemers shperes as wheels and we are good to roll..

    Taming an automaton is one thing, making a motorcycle is another thing. This should never ever entre TESO, just like guns should NEVER be in teso. It is far far too lore breaking.

  • Aisle9
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    OMG, an EP banner, I totally understand your concern.
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  • Milvan
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    Jade1986 wrote: »
    Milvan wrote: »
    Jade1986 wrote: »
    Astrid_V wrote: »
    ZOS, no more weird mounts please.

    Until now they are relatively lore friendly. But adding that would be a massive break in lore.

    How so?

    Dwemer fantasypunk schemes literally allows them to add anything fantasypunk'ish related to the game. We already have Dwemer spider, just add a few dwemers shperes as wheels and we are good to roll..

    Taming an automaton is one thing, making a motorcycle is another thing. This should never ever entre TESO, just like guns should NEVER be in teso. It is far far too lore breaking.

    1º Dwemers literally created a gundam (last boss HOF). Also they created inumerous ingenious facilities and automatons, including AIRSHIPS. It's completely credible that they would create a two/four-wheeled-automative-wagon to facilited transportation.

    2º The devs decide whats is lore and what's not. Of couse we can personally judge what is plausible and coherent and what's not. But that's our personal opinion not some universal statement.
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  • Ermiq
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    Milvan wrote: »
    Jade1986 wrote: »
    Milvan wrote: »
    Jade1986 wrote: »
    Astrid_V wrote: »
    ZOS, no more weird mounts please.

    Until now they are relatively lore friendly. But adding that would be a massive break in lore.

    How so?

    Dwemer fantasypunk schemes literally allows them to add anything fantasypunk'ish related to the game. We already have Dwemer spider, just add a few dwemers shperes as wheels and we are good to roll..

    Taming an automaton is one thing, making a motorcycle is another thing. This should never ever entre TESO, just like guns should NEVER be in teso. It is far far too lore breaking.

    The devs decide whats is lore and what's not. Of couse we can personally judge what is plausible and coherent and what's not. But that's our personal opinion not some universal statement.

    Blizz thought the same when they made Kung-Fu pandas. Somewhere in that period WoW was dying. Maybe it's just coincidence, but...
    One of the two of us definitely has gone mad. It only remains to define whether this one is the whole world or just me.

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  • altemriel
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    Eremith wrote: »
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    lol, never gonna happen :smiley:

    aka "lore-breaking"!!! :smiley:


    hmm, but a dwemer flying ship like this as home would be nice :smiley:
    https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/13641/?
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    Awesome and say goodbye to Tabards. Biker Guildies will be wearing Leather Cuts.
  • Aisle9
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    altemriel wrote: »
    Eremith wrote: »
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    lol, never gonna happen :smiley:

    aka "lore-breaking"!!! :smiley:


    hmm, but a dwemer flying ship like this as home would be nice :smiley:
    https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/13641/?

    Funny thing about the lore...

    There's going to be a couple Dragon Breaks at some point in the future, and Dragon Breaks are like Time Travel in comic books.

    So... who knows, if an argonian emperor is possible, dwemer bikes are not that far-fetched... worst case scenario, Dragon Break, there, solved the lore issue.
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  • notimetocare
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    Eremith wrote: »
    Milvan wrote: »
    Jade1986 wrote: »
    Milvan wrote: »
    Jade1986 wrote: »
    Astrid_V wrote: »
    ZOS, no more weird mounts please.

    Until now they are relatively lore friendly. But adding that would be a massive break in lore.

    How so?

    Dwemer fantasypunk schemes literally allows them to add anything fantasypunk'ish related to the game. We already have Dwemer spider, just add a few dwemers shperes as wheels and we are good to roll..

    Taming an automaton is one thing, making a motorcycle is another thing. This should never ever entre TESO, just like guns should NEVER be in teso. It is far far too lore breaking.

    The devs decide whats is lore and what's not. Of couse we can personally judge what is plausible and coherent and what's not. But that's our personal opinion not some universal statement.

    Blizz thought the same when they made Kung-Fu pandas. Somewhere in that period WoW was dying. Maybe it's just coincidence, but...

    Clearly know nothing of the Pandaren origins lol
  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    Milvan wrote: »
    It's completely credible that they would create a two/four-wheeled-automative-wagon to facilited transportation.

    I disagree. The regions Dwemer settlements are most frequently found in are mountainous areas (Skyrim, Vvardenfell) and deserts (Hammerfell) and wheels are more useful over flat, solid terrain. A motorcycle can't climb mountains, will slip on ice and get stuck in snow or sand, where a Spider CAN climb, has multiple legs to protect against slipping, and is more manuverable than a motorcycle (or car, while we're at it) which can't go sideways if it gets stuck. A wheeled design might be fine within the cities themselves, but then it's a much smaller area to transport goods or people and a high speed, long distance wheeled design such as a motorcycle or car would be inefficient for that. Even for transportation between underground cities, I'd think something like a train would be more efficient - ONE massive automata for transporting goods back and forth instead of an army of smaller ones.

    So no Dwemer motorcycles.
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  • grkkll
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    It'll never work....they (HDs) don't go round corners properly
    Edited by grkkll on December 27, 2017 4:29PM
  • grkkll
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    WhiteCoatSyndrome wrote: »
    Milvan wrote: »
    It's completely credible that they would create a two/four-wheeled-automative-wagon to facilited transportation.

    I disagree. The regions Dwemer settlements are most frequently found in are mountainous areas (Skyrim, Vvardenfell) and deserts (Hammerfell) and wheels are more useful over flat, solid terrain. A motorcycle can't climb mountains, will slip on ice and get stuck in snow or sand, where a Spider CAN climb, has multiple legs to protect against slipping, and is more manuverable than a motorcycle (or car, while we're at it) which can't go sideways if it gets stuck. A wheeled design might be fine within the cities themselves, but then it's a much smaller area to transport goods or people and a high speed, long distance wheeled design such as a motorcycle or car would be inefficient for that. Even for transportation between underground cities, I'd think something like a train would be more efficient - ONE massive automata for transporting goods back and forth instead of an army of smaller ones.

    So no Dwemer motorcycles.

    So what.. The fun factor more than makes up for any negatives. Oh, and they can climb and (with spiked tyres) ride across sheet ice
  • Vaoh
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    Honestly, very well done on that lol :)
  • dsalter
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    Eremith wrote: »
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    forgot an exhaust, can use a candle for the fumes, theres one of those incense ones that would fit inside a pipe easily :p
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  • Slack
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    Oh I thought you guys were talking about the EP taking over ;)
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    If they ever would introduce a Harley type mount, I would cancel ESO plus and uninstall the game.

    I already have inconsiderate jerk bag Harley revving neighbors. I don’t want it on this game.
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    GJ on the bike!
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    Aisle9 wrote: »
    OMG, an EP banner, I totally understand your concern.

    Never drink coffee, whilst reading your response... Your response was very funny :smiley:


    I do like OP Mount. But if OP made those 3 wheel Motor Cycle and add 1DC and 1 AD. Put these 2 tiny flags in back and add large EP flag in Front. Be a real One Tameril Patriot. :)

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