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Merry Histmas!

runagate
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I have to work today but I woke up early to give away extraneous runeboxes and other gifts to newbie Argonians with one of my three lovely argonian maids.

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ESO you give me some Hist woods next year that's all I ask for Histmas. I will continue to harass other players with invites to imaginary guilds, baffling expensive presents while /w in poorly Google translated-Japanese and randomly grouping strangers together to take them on adventures.
  • Radinyn
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    Bro, do you even hist?
  • runagate
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    Xmas or not when people call me "bro" IRL, unless they're a 1970's pimp then they get a pass, I choke-slam them.

    I guess I'd make an exception for @Ch4mpTW who genuinely seems unable to talk in a way that doesn't come across like the frat guy you warm all your female friends from ever being alone with and we're trying to help him with this as he means well. I suppose the fact that I sing songs consisting only of meows and occasionally turn to random strangers on the street and scream "get out of my head!!!" is a similar verbal tic. But I'm 2 m tall so I can say pretty much whatever crosses my mind without consequences.

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    I found this little guy in my yard yelling "wtf it's cold" so I put it in my roommate's shower while they're out of town. Gift? Prank? Depends how they react I suppose.
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