That is a no contest question

Valera Progib wrote: »

That is a no contest question

This could be interesting! It could be anything litterally anything! Death on a silver platter, riches you can only dream of, more power then you can possibly imagine, and so on!

Sanguine can gift me a night to remember, but from this list I trust only Azura to gift me something that will come up handy at some point. Meridia can be a good choice too, something like a lantern that will scare the undead is a nice gift.

Not going to trust Sheo, he's a trickster, like Clavicus Vile. Peryite may infect me with something, while Vaemina will offer me nightmares. Nocturnal, even she's my favorite, is still a mystery, she can make me an excellent thief, or doom me. Herma Mora is another trickster, even that knowledge can give you power, the price may be too high. Molag Bal, Mephala, Boethiah and Nemira aren't quite the right princes to ever deal with, until you are really an undesirable person. Hircine may seem a cool prince, but if you aren't into furry stuff, better stay away from him. Malacath may be good for you if you are a violent brute. And the last one to mention is Mehrunes Dagon, which only thing you may ever wish from him is a part of his ambition, but only that and hope that it will not turn it into a monster with the face of a human.

Dibella... oh wait

Hmmm, let's think.

Sheogorath would give me a lump of cheese that would probably turn me into a rat.

Sanguine would probably get me a lifetime supply of wine and some BDSM gear.

Clavicus Vile would probably give me some cursed artifact, only to send someone to kill me and take it back later on.

Molag Bal would most likely not give me anything but a very sore backside, then call me in the morning to say I should get tested for Vampirism.

Azura would probably give me some neat little thing, like a bottle of Starlight to light the nights.

Nocturnal would give me a cloak with some vague message about how it might make me invisible or not.

Of them all, Azura's would be the most practical and have legitimate use. Nocturnal's and Sanguine's might be decent gifts, for the right people. Sheogorath, Clavicus Vile and Molag Bal would be low on my list though.

@bloodthirstyvampire You should report your thread so the mods can take this dupe down

Who loves you more than Uncle Sheo?

Her love is fierce and unerring. Her presence warms the cold dark nights of Evening Star.

Sorry Meridia, but I prefer the Daedric Prince of Life over one who just cares about bright lights.