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Songs of Cyrodiil

JumpAllOver
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Hi, I am Jump!
I play on EP PC/NA/Vivec, and in my spare *coughafkcough* time I make Cyrodiil versions of popular hits.

Since I posted some of my creations a few days ago, I've been hit with a few requests to post and make more.

Here are the two songs I already posted;
"Barbie Girl" by Auqa remade into "EP zerg"
I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Chal to Bleaks rotation

Come on EP, lets get zergy!

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Sej to bridge rotation

I'm a pug EP zerg in a fantasy world
race me up, make it rough, I'm your folly
you're my fall, drop'n'crawl, feel the glamour in red
wipe me here, siege me there, ganky spanky
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob

uu-oooh-u

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Chal to Bleaks rotation

Come on EP, lets get zergy!
ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u

Make me siege, make me flag, def whatever you wish
I can act like a guild, I can farm as I please
come jump in, EP friend, let us Emp up again
hit the scroll, fool around, lets go troll it
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Sej to bridge rotation

and
"Bang Bang (My baby shot me down)" by Nancy Sinatra
I was 1 and they were X
they rode on horses fast as blitz
they wore blue and I wore red
they would knock me off my horses back.

Bang bang, they zerg me down
bang bang, I hit respwan
bang bang, that tbag sound
bang bang, the DC zerg me down.

People came and changed the tide
when I grouped up, the kills were mine
we would always laugh and say
remember when we used to play.

Bang bang, we zergd them down
bang bang, they'd hit respawn
bang bang, that tbag sound
bang bang, we used to zerg them down.

AP rained and people yelled
just for us the zonechat sang.

And now they're gone, I dont know why
until I hear another cry.
They didn't even stay to fight
they wouldn't even call it out.

Bang bang, they zerg me down
bang bang, I hit respawn
bang bang, that tbag sound
bang bang, the AD zerg me down.

And here are some newer creations;

"Wild Rover" by The Dubliners remade into "Pug Zerger"
I've been a pug zerger for manys the year
and I've spent all my AP on sieges and gear.
But now I'm returning with Emp and a scroll
and I never will play the pug zerger no more.

And it's no, nay, never,
no, nay, never, no more
will I play the pug zerger
no, never, no more.

I went into an outpost I used to frequent
and I told the defending my sieges were spent.
I asked them for credit, they answered me "Nay,
if y'don't have the oils, jump down in the fray."

And it's no, nay, never,
no, nay, never, no more
will I play the pug zerger
no, never, no more.

I then took from my pocket a coldfire delight,
as the doors open wide baring Aldmeri in sight.
They said "we'd have the AP and our scroll please back!"
But the oils and fires just killed them instead.

And it's no, nay, never,
no, nay, never, no more
will I play the pug zerger
no, never, no more.

I'll go home to my back keeps, boast in the zone,
and I'll ask if my K/D is better than all.
And when they've chastised me as oft' times before,
then I never will play the pug zerger no more.

And it's no, nay, never,
no, nay, never, no more
will I play the pug zerger
no, never, no more.

"Stuck in the Middle with You" by Stealers Wheel remade into "Stuck in the Inner with You"
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off the walls
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Reds to the left of me, blues to the right
Here I am, stuck in the inner with you

Yes I'm stuck in the inner with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep oiling down flags
Losing control, yeah, I'm lagging like hells
Yellows to the left of me, blues to the right
Here I am, stuck in the Emp keep with you

Well you started off with Emping
And you're proud that you're a self-made Emp
And our home keeps, all come crashing
Zone chat all in caps saying "PLEASE, PLEASE"

Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see our last scroll AWOL
Is it cool to got to sleep on the floor?
Well I don't think I can take anymore
Yellows to the left of me, blues to the right
Here I am, stuck in the Emp keep with you

Well you started off with Emping
And you're proud that you're a self-made Emp
And our home keeps, all come crashing
Zone chat all in caps saying "PLEASE, PLEASE"

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off the walls
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Yellows to the left of me, reds to the right
Here I am, stuck in the inner with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the inner with you
I'm stuck in the inner with you
Here I am, stuck in the inner with you

"Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who remade into "Behind Blue Lines"
No one knows what it's like
To be the red man
Outside Chalman
Behind blue lines

No one knows what it's like
To be gated
To be fated
To scroll trolling guys

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my faction seems to be

I have hours, sieging slowly
My siege is snatched up
It's never free

No one knows what its like
To kill these zerglings
Like I do
And I ain't good

No one fights back as hard
On their home keep
None of our audio
Can come through

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my faction seems to be

I have hours, sieging slowly
My siege is snatched up
It's never free

When your ram breaches, leave it open
Before our zerg rushes into you
When you pile up give me some oil
Before I set up a treb at you

And if I take anything lethal
Put your soul gem down my throat
If I whisper please give me an F camp
Keep the swarm away so they can't torch

No one knows what it's like
To be the red man
Outside Chalman
Behind blue lines

If I do end up making more, I'll post here as well.
  • HoloYoitsu
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    Pls do an infinite load screen one set to Never Gonna Give You Up!
  • Elong
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    Better than Publius' RP.
  • VaranisArano
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    The Wild Rover - Pug Zerger is an excellent parody of that song. Well done!
  • gepe87
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    Interesting to realize that EP zerg in both servers. Btw "Behind Blue Eyes" is very well written.
    Gepe, Dunmer MagSorc Pact Grand Overlord | Gaepe, Bosmer MagSorc Dominion General

    If you see edits on my replies: typos. English isn't my main language
  • Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO
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    An EU favourite is "Don't you want my meatbag" sieging song.
    @Solar_Breeze
    NA ~ Izanerys: Dracarys (Videos | Dracast)
    EU ~ Izanagi: Roleplay Circle (AOE Rats/ Zerg Squad / Banana Squad)
  • VaranisArano
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    gepe87 wrote: »
    Interesting to realize that EP zerg in both servers. Btw "Behind Blue Eyes" is very well written.

    Everyone "zergs".

    See, when my faction has multiple organized raids + PUGs show up at the same objective at the same time, its good tactical movement following good strategy to an objective that's important for the faction. Go team!

    When the other factions do have multiple organized raids + PUGs show up at the same objective, they're zerging and should be ashamed.
  • JumpAllOver
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    HoloYoitsu wrote: »
    Pls do an infinite load screen one set to Never Gonna Give You Up!

    I'm playing with a few ideas for loading screens, nothing really concrete yet tho.
    gepe87 wrote: »
    Interesting to realize that EP zerg in both servers. Btw "Behind Blue Eyes" is very well written.

    Everyone "zergs".

    See, when my faction has multiple organized raids + PUGs show up at the same objective at the same time, its good tactical movement following good strategy to an objective that's important for the faction. Go team!

    When the other factions do have multiple organized raids + PUGs show up at the same objective, they're zerging and should be ashamed.
    I think this just inspired a "Everybody zergs" version of REMs "Everybody hurts", gimme a few days...
  • gepe87
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    Or a "Wake Me Up When September Ends" (Green Day) version: "Wake Me Up When Nightcap Ends".
    Gepe, Dunmer MagSorc Pact Grand Overlord | Gaepe, Bosmer MagSorc Dominion General

    If you see edits on my replies: typos. English isn't my main language
  • Feanor
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    I think a “Hit me Warden one more time” would be in order too.
    Main characters: Feanor the Believer - AD Altmer mSorc - AR 50 - Flawless Conqueror (PC EU)Idril Arnanor - AD Altmer mSorc - CP 217 - Stormproof (PC NA)Other characters:
    Necrophilius Killgood - DC Imperial NecromancerFearscales - AD Argonian Templar - Stormproof (healer)Draco Imperialis - AD Imperial DK (tank)Cabed Naearamarth - AD Dunmer mDKValirion Willowthorne - AD Bosmer stamBladeTuruna - AD Altmer magBladeKheled Zaram - AD Redguard stamDKKibil Nala - AD Redguard stamSorc - StormproofYavanna Kémentárí - AD Breton magWardenAzog gro-Ghâsh - EP Orc stamWardenVidar Drakenblød - DC Nord mDKMarquis de Peyrac - DC Breton mSorc - StormproofRawlith Khaj'ra - AD Khajiit stamWardenTu'waccah - AD Redguard Stamplar
    All chars 50 @ CP 1900+. Playing and enjoying PvP with RdK mostly on PC EU.
  • JumpAllOver
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    John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads remade into "Take Me In, Loading Screen"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

    Outpost flagging, heavy siege up, Blue Road thousands, transit barely still up
    Fight is rough here, rougher than at Bleaks, bigger group is forming, flowing through the breach

    Loading screen, take me in, to the keep, I belong
    Please continue, with no drama, take me in, loading screen

    All our enemies gather round her, inner's falling, set up my coldfire
    Slow and laggy, desync on the rise, salty taste of zonechat, teardrops their eyes

    Loading screen, take me in, to the keep, I belong
    Please continue, with no drama, take me in, loading screen

    I hear no voice in the battle hour, she lags me, no audio reminds of a poor dev astray
    And charging down the stairs I get a feeling that I'm gonna loadscreen anyway, anyway

    Loading screen, take me in, to the game, I belong
    Please continue, with no drama, take me in, loading screen

    Loading screen, take me in, to the game, I belong
    Please continue, with no drama, take me in, loading screen

    Take me in, now, loading screen
    Take me in, now, loading screen


    Working on 2 more songs, will post when they're done.
  • CyrusArya
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    Elong wrote: »
    Better than Publius' RP.

    I propose a rap battle by wayrest undaunted for title of “Tamriel’s Bard”,
    A R Y A
    -Atmosphere
    -Ary'a
    Czarya
    The K-Hole ~ Phałanx
    My PvP Videos
  • Goshua
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    AP Afro man

    oooo ah

    la da dah dah da da dah

    I was going to pvp, because I was high

    I coulda cheated and I coulda pwned, but I was high

    I got sick of the Ebonheart Covenant and went back to pve, why? 'yo why man?

    because i ran out of weed/s like columbine and stuff

    la la la lah da da da da da

    skippidity dee doo bee bop


    Edited by Goshua on November 20, 2017 11:24PM
  • Drakkdjinn
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    The current no.1 jam in Cyro since the CWC patch:

    https://youtu.be/JTEFKFiXSx4
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    Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!
  • Publius_Scipio
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    The itsy bitsy Elong Trumpetbar went up the high elf prostitute's bed
    Down came the COVENANT and washed the Trumpetbar out
    Out came the EP zombie zerg and destro ult killed all the COVENANT
    And the itsy bitsy Elong went up the bed again

    -

    Yankee Doodle EP zerg went to town
    A-riding on their tricycles
    Stuck a destro staff in their caps
    And called it macaroni (weirdos)
    Yankee Doodle, keep it up
    Yankee Doodle dandy
    Mind the negates and the Scipio
    And with the girls like Jules be handy

    Addison and I went down to camp
    Along with Kaptain Kilandros
    And there we saw the zerging zombies
    As thick as guar crap pudding
    Yankee Doodle, keep it up
    Yankee Doodle dandy
    Mind the negates and the Scipio
    And with the girls like Sara Moon and Star Print Socks be handy

    There was Captain Iznarys
    Upon a slapping dwemer spider toilet bowl mount
    A-giving order to Dracarys
    I guess there were a million (nope, just 20 destro ult bomb addicts)
    Yankee Doodle, keep it up
    Yankee Doodle dandy
    Mind the negates and the Scipio
    And with the girls like Cabriogirl be handy

    Yankee Doodle EP zerg went to town
    A-riding on their tricycles
    Stuck a destro staff in their caps
    And called it macaroni (weirdos)
    Yankee Doodle, keep it up
    Yankee Doodle dandy
    Mind the negates and the Scipio
    And with the girls like Xylena Lazarow be handy

    Yankee Doodle, keep it up!
    Yankee Doodle dandy!
    Mind the negates and the SCIPIO!
    And with the ZERGS be handy!!!!!!!!!!!!

    https://youtu.be/uPwD_6b7CG8
    Edited by Publius_Scipio on November 21, 2017 2:49PM
  • Elong
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    Oh my lordy.
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