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widowmakerx · November 2017

So i am happy to anounce that not one person in my pvp guild dc this eve , however we all force crashed like 70 ÷÷÷×==%/* times , also the lag was decent as it was mostly empty in shor ....... In unrelated news the road network or tamriel has several multihorse pile ups and northbound lanes of cyro hwy 1 are moving slow at this hour

TheUndeadAmulet · November 2017

Thanks widow, now onto the weather.

swippy · November 2017

thank you Am. the weather this evening will be mostly sprocketish, although we are receiving data indicating something resembling unicorn urine pouring down in many of the Macintosh-affected areas. we'll have more on this as it develops; back to you

majorlginfidel · November 2017

Thanks swippy, In unrelated news. There was a triple homicide over night near Blue Road Keep. Witnesses say they heard several screams as what was described as a "Zerg" rolled through the area at about 3am. This is an increasing trend sweeping the nation as tensions rise over the High Elf statues being removed by a kahjit emperor last week. The former emperor has declined to comment.

SGT_Wolfe101st · November 2017

I love all of you. This is the best thread ever, that is all.

widowmakerx · November 2017

Thanks infidel now back to channel 8 highway reports, as of 10am tamriel central time there is a minor slowdown on trader way near eldon root with passing riders rubbernecking hanging meat and onions, all lanes are now open on Cyro 1 as crews worked into the night cleaning up horse parts and random bits of " transmute stones " which appears to be the latest cashcrop leading the rawlka 500 index

majorlginfidel · November 2017

Thanks for the update Widow,
Following the controversy of the removal of the high elf statues it seems that a group "elftifa" activist have now joined forces with a group of dark elves know as "incognito". It seems there latest cyber attack has been aimed at Cryodil. Loading screens are plaguing the area area as more and more cases are being reported. Channel 8 has reached out to ZOS but they have declined to comment as well. Stay tuned to Channel 8 TNN, Tamerials most trusted news network for further updates.

Katahdin · November 2017

L.M.A.O.!!!

Thogard · November 2017

Will your soul be stolen and used by an evil necromancer to merge our world with Cold Harbour’s? It’s more common than you might think. More on this story when we return.

misfitmanic · November 2017

TheUndeadAmulet wrote: »

Thanks widow, now onto the weather.

Fog. Lots and lots of fog.

ManDraKE · November 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04bw4pY6hDk

widowmakerx · November 2017

Now to weather central and our own h1n1 reporting on scene: " Good morning tamriel , we can expect moderate seasonal temps across most of northern daggerfall and ebonheart provinces, scattered snow late into the evening , the island of morrowind will see hot dry weather this morning , shifting to heavy cloud cover later in the day, PvP ers can expect a sunny mostly happy day with scattered spikes of rage..... Back to you....