Maintenance for the week of April 6:
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – April 6
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – April 6
Obligatory Non-Sensical QQ Thread During Server Maintenance
Zinaroth
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Post your ignorant rants and illogical QQ below that you wouldn't have otherwise bothered to write about if the server wasn't in maintenance mode!
This way we can compile all the mid-maintenance forum guile in one condensed post.
The goal being that developers can easily identify which post to look in if they feel they've had too good of a start on the week and want that ordinary feeling of monday morning on the job.
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Zinaroth✭✭✭✭✭
✭I will start:
It's really obvious how oblivious the developers are to the player wishes when it has been asked so many times over the years to add a way to change the order of your characters on the log in screen. Come on ZOS instead of adding more pretty mounts to Crown Store maybe you should just listen to your community, we know what is best for the game!
/rant
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Ulfgarde✭✭✭✭✭Nice double post nerd.
Also obligatory "crystal frags is dead" meme.
I'll be enjoying that HOT crystal blast meta, thank you very much.Edited by Ulfgarde on October 23, 2017 8:45AMVery athletic eso player
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Seleval✭✭✭i literally told a few people yesterday that i would love to change my characters order in the character screen lolPC/EU1 -
Vapirko✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭We deserve another week of witches festival because reasons! I can’t play From 4am until 10am so that ruinns the whole festival. ZOS never does anything for us, they definitely didn’t add retraiting and I really hate all the changes they made that we’ve been asking about for months. They suck because they didn’t do every single change everyone in the forums ever asked for.1 -
Larsay✭✭✭Less QQ, more PewPew....Guild Leader of CtrlAltElite
Heidi Oakheart - Nord - Dragon Knight - Trial Tank - Stormproof
Drinda Ebonheart - Imperial - Nightblade - Trial Tank - Stormproof
Larsay Faithhealer - Breton - Templar - Trial Healer - Stormproof
Ingrid Winterborn - Redguard - Dragon Knight - Stamina DPS -Stormproof
Elina Hailstorm - Bosmer - Sorcerer - Stamina DPS - Stormproof
Gwen Stormarrow - Breton - Sorcerer - Magicka DPS - Stormproof
Regina Lightbringer - Redguard - Templar - Stamina DPS - Stormproof
Notable Clears vHRC HM, vAA HM, vSO HM, vMoL, vAS2 -
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✭✭✭Obligatory it's all PvPer's fault comment.Runs| Orc Nightblade • Chim-el Adabal| Dunmer Templar • M'air the Honest| Khajiit Templar
Oddity| Altmer Sorceror • Drizlo| Orc DragonKnight • Lady Ra Gada| Redguard Sorceror
Taste-of-Hist-Sap| Argonian Nightblade • War'den Peace| Khajiit Warden • Little Warden Annie Altmer Warden
Ports with Blood| Breton Templar • Dirty-Old-Man| Dunmer DragonKnight • Eyes-of-the-Sun| Argonian DragonKnight
Bleak Mystique| Nord Warden • Polychronopolous| Imperial Sorceror • Bullcrit| Khajiit Nightblade
PC NA CP 1250+ and still a noob
At Writs End - A place to complete master writs3 -
Titansteele✭✭✭✭✭Obligatory picture of Gina giving you the death glare.
Guild Leader of The Twelve Knights, AD PVE, PVP and Trading Guild on the EU Mega Server
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger"2 -
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✭✭FIXTHESERVERFIXTHELAGFIXMYCLASSNERFALLBUTMYCLASSMOREDAYSFORWITCHESFESTIVALBECAUSEREASONSSTONEFISTISOPILIKEPOISONSZOSISLAZYYOUWRONGIMRIGHTREMOVEALLADDONSFROMPVPPVEISFORNOOBSNERFPERMABLOCKINGNERFHEAVYARMORNERFSORCSNERFNIGHTBLADESTYPEEVERYTHINGINALLCAPSTHEREARETOOMANYSERVERMAINTENANCESTHISISABUFFIFYOUARENOTPLAYINGTHISCLASSSTREAMERSCONTROLZOSWHYZOSNEVERLISTENSTOMEIHATEYOUALLPLEASEFIXTHISREMOVECROWNCRATESEXTENDWITCHESFESTIVALPLEASEADDSPELLCRAFTING
Good enough?PC EU - Zahraji of the Void, aka "Kitty", the fluffiest salmon genocider in town.
Poke @AsmaeI (last letter is uppercase "i") on PC EU or Asmael#9325 on Discord and receive a meow today.4 -
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✭✭✭✭Obligatory demand to nerf sorcs and that Eye of the Storm is OP."Buzz Lightyear toy isle shot" Stormcalling/Animal Companions/Assassination PVP build hater
Bring Back Pure Class Build Power0 -
Finnisterre✭✭✭Worst servers and maintenance schedule in the world! I took the day off work, shotgunned 16 Red Bulls and the servers are down, gimme my money back now, ZO$!
Obligatory Buff My Favourite Class, Nerf All The Rest! Obligatory PVErs/PVPers are runing the game for everyone else!
Obligatory *Whinge* *Whine* *Stomps Feet* *Cries*Edited by Finnisterre on October 23, 2017 9:17AM0 -
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✭✭Really aggressive comment about pve carebears, how amazing I am at flexing my e-peen in cyrodiil, duels and battlegrounds.
Salty response about pvp'ers ruining pve for everyone else. Offhand comment about a pve cyrodiil.
Something about pvp lagfests.
Original comment about nerfing sorcs.Struggling to find a new class to call home.Please send help.1 -
Dave✭✭I have not played since 2014 because of this specific maintenance.The Original, The First, The Only, Dave.4 -
AlcastClass Representative
https://alcasthq.com - Alcasthq.com Builds & Guides
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Vimora✭✭✭✭This reminds me that my rant is about the fact that I can't / don't know how to set a title for myself on this forum. My forum title of all time is Entitled Carebear and it really triggers people reading my strongly opinionated posts.0 -
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✭I love it when the maintenace is during my classes, but if it is still going on when I'm home, then I'm mad.Edited by Runschei on October 23, 2017 12:20PM0 -
Vimora✭✭✭✭Can I rant more?
Thanks.
My second rant is about not finding the final release notes for CWC.0 -
Yarlenzey✭✭✭✭Is my entitlement there yet?I got suspenders for saying "Testicular Mass" instead of "Balls". like, rilly.0 -
LadyHeloise✭✭✭Insert "give us our money back greedy Zos for taking away our play time with maintenance!!!!" comment.PC-EU.0 -
Avnr✭✭✭1.after the new update i hope all ad dons stop to work to see if there no lag problems
2. like most end game players , we wait for the dust to sunk and see if we need to rework our gear all over agar again or not.
3. gear cap going up, true or not... well this is 24hrs work for the game with little time to have fun.
4.WTB STEADY game0 -
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"Instead of taking the best of the dolmens (predictable rotation), the best of the geysers (scalability based on number of players), and the best of the dragons (map location and health indicators) and adding them together to make a fun and dynamic world event scenario, they gave us....... harrowstorms." https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/6850523/#Comment_68505232 -
Jigger_allard✭✭✭Rant #!:
I hate how they are morphing SORCs, because of a few crybabies.
Rant #2:
As a former beta tester, I dislike what ZOS has done to the game. Thus, I have to question why I came back as a card-carrying member; (after being gone for over three years).
Rant #3:
I hate how technical support always blames the player for all the darn bugs in the game. Treating us as if we were stupid when many of us have been around since computers and computer games first came out. Shame on you!
Rant 4:
I paid for this game and I pay a monthly subscription fee. Therefore, I expect.... I demand that ZOS honor that by making a game worth the damn money.
Ranting done......for now!0 -
Nahtal✭✭✭Returning player here: And yes maintenance its a complot against me
How long does this take? 12.28 PM here. Love to crind, to sell, to explore, to heal, and to have fun.
Templar Breton vampire HEAL CP463 Lord Massimo 'fire is his friend'
Templar Argonian QUAN CHI HEAL CP463: 'the light of friendly'
Nightblade Breton Sjangsung DPS CP463 'does not take souls'
Zizeng (new char) DPS/HEAL warden (not chinees char)0 -
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I like to imagine the HODOR raid team is all on Teamspeak and singing campfire songs to get themselves through it.Alcast Multiple hodor posters in thread, is this another clear within 2 hours + hardmode about to happen???
What if ZOS decide the typical extended EU server downtime
@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
"Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."1
