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If npcs could write on the forums, what would they type?

  • altemriel
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    damn, they killed me so many times with that magic blade, but my soul never went to Sithis. maybe the weapon is broken, or maybe I am just immortal, I just keep respawning. dammed, I am better than the daedric princes, I am immortal, beat that!!!
  • altemriel
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    lol, Naryu was so pretty in the trailer, why is she so ugly in the game??!

  • Rouven
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    altemriel wrote: »
    lol, Naryu was so pretty in the trailer, why is she so ugly in the game??!

    Do you have pics? I'm stuck in Coldharbour.
    Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. ~ Terry Pratchett
  • altemriel
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    Rouven wrote: »
    altemriel wrote: »
    lol, Naryu was so pretty in the trailer, why is she so ugly in the game??!

    Do you have pics? I'm stuck in Coldharbour.



    yes, I do have indeed, here you go

    UeMeVR5.jpg


    UouWocm.jpg


    maybe she should go to the barber shop guy, that would help for sure :smiley:
  • sekou_trayvond
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    M'aiq does not require forums to converse. One "um" is enough when unsure.
  • Jaimeh
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    altemriel wrote: »
    Rouven wrote: »
    altemriel wrote: »
    lol, Naryu was so pretty in the trailer, why is she so ugly in the game??!

    Do you have pics? I'm stuck in Coldharbour.



    yes, I do have indeed, here you go

    UeMeVR5.jpg


    UouWocm.jpg


    maybe she should go to the barber shop guy, that would help for sure :smiley:

    I prefer game-Naryu to trailer-Naryu, she looks more interesting (and more dangerous, which is fitting, I guess :smile:)
  • NordSwordnBoard
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    Poll: Kwama eggs - do they come from a mine, or an underground farm?

    Dye Station is bugged; cannot color anything

    Question: How do I get those sweetmeats to not move a muscle? (Besides telling them verbally)

    Cyrodiil Guard: I've seen so many teabags, I have PTTD (post-traumatic teabag disorder)

    Valaste: WTS skill point in exchange for my sanity. Whisper me in game.

    Sheogorath: Show us your cheese! (and the house you keep it in, I guess)

    Fear is the Mindkiller
  • 16BitForestCat
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    "zos pls check vvardenfell permissions, azura on visitor banlist but keeps coming into my house" - Posted by vivec4ever in Bug Reports, later edited by mods and locked for naming and shaming.


    "Why don't the mods do anything about all the harassment tickets I've submitted of players trying to take upskirt screenshots? I am a living god!" - Posted by LadyAlmalexia, cosigned by vivec4ever


    "MAKE PLAYERS STOP JOKING THAT I'M DONALD TRUMP AND MAKING FUN OF MY BALS OR I WILL CANCEL MY SUB" - Posted by IAMMOLAGBAL
    Edited by 16BitForestCat on October 6, 2017 9:58PM
    —PC/NA, never Steam—
    Getting lost in TESO Tamriel and beyond since Beta 2013!
    Alliance agnostic: all factions should chill the fetch out and party together.
    Mocking the false gender binary since the 1970s.
    If you ever wonder why certain official fandom spaces are so often toxic and awful, remember: corruption starts from the top. ^^v
  • Kimba_Do
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    This one bets most would say, "How do you make the wayshrines work?" At least, the ones trying to buy their way out of Craglorn would.
    Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and good with catsup.
    You're all just a bunch of pixels. Turn off the power and you cease to exist.
    White Lions. Bringing the jungle fame for over 50 years.
  • Zimbugga
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    You know that Khajiit, who always throw water to wayshrine in Vulkhel Guard?

    "Why that fire never goes off?!?"
  • THWIP71
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    "Stop trying to jump on my head"
  • Jaimeh
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    User: Sadrine Etan

    Topic: Our holiday in Grahtwood with Caravan Tours

    Rating: 5/5

    Review:

    We stayed in rented accommodation (Snugpod B&B) in the centre of Elden Root. The location was excellent, with transportation links, shops, and points of interest all within walking distance. Our tour guide was really knowledgeable and helpful, although, I must admit, at times we struggled to understand her accent. We visited the recommended sights in the area, but what we enjoyed most were the walking trails, as the landscape was absolutely stunning. The Elden trees are as majestic as described in the guide books, and the Great tree itself is a thing of wonder. We also loved listening to Spinners; they have a knack for telling stories, and the stories themselves are quite brilliant. There is a plethora of Ayleid ruins, but our guide advised against venturing on our own, though we did visit an excavation site with some members of the Mages Guild, which was exciting. One thing we didn’t really enjoy was the local cuisine, as there wasn’t much variety. However, an Orsimer lady we befriended on the tour, recommended an imported drink called ‘Orsinium Pink Zinfandel’, which was delicious, and became our daily indulgence. On this note, if you are considering traveling to Grahtwood, be aware that the Green Pact is heavily enforced, so avoid picking flowers or fruits at all costs. I had some dried figs in my satchel for us to eat on the go, and every time I pulled one out, I loudly disclaimed they were from back home, just to be on the safe side. All in all our holiday was memorable, and we’d love to come back in the future.

    Here is a photo of my wife and I attempting to climb the Great tree:

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  • altemriel
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    is it morning or is it late afternoon? i can not see the sun traveling on the sky

    no rain, no thunder, no rainbows, no clowds no birds, something is not right...

    cindaer the highelf, son of Raendaeldondoran Zingberg, high king lord craftsman and salesman of Kind Aennunae
    Edited by altemriel on October 7, 2017 10:52AM
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