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What do you think about the idea of having an assistant bard

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Edited by bloodthirstyvampire on October 2, 2017 6:11PM

What do you think about the idea of having an assistant bard 122 votes

Yes I love the bard songs
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No way 10 bards in one location singing different songs will be annoying
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Nemesis7884PurpleDrankgreyloxHvzedaVizierApheriusMahpeeApache_KidStorymaster 9 votes
Sure but only if nobody else can hear them except in homes as a decoration
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Not an assistant a decoration maybe
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NO! NO! NO! NEVER
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  • NewBlacksmurf
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    Not an assistant a decoration maybe
    As some type of an NPC decoration, I would think many would support the idea.

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  • I_killed_Vivec
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    I'd rather have a squire - someone to get me out of my armour, wipe off all the blood, sharpen my blades, run me a bath, cook some food, look after the horses... fill my skooma pipe... and give me a massage ;)
  • AcadianPaladin
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    Not an assistant a decoration maybe
    Would love a bard as a 'furnishing' for your home. Would need an off/off switch too of course like the lights and fires have.

    As far as assistants go, I'd like my merchant to repair stuff and my banker to be able to access my guild's bank. :'(
    Edited by AcadianPaladin on October 2, 2017 7:51PM
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  • Runschei
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    Not an assistant a decoration maybe
    As an assistant following you everywhere? Oh god imagine the trial runs
  • Glockcoma725
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    Not an assistant a decoration maybe
    "WHEN AKOTOSH SLEW LORKHAN HE RIPPED HIS HEART RIGHT OUT"....
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  • Tryxus
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    Only if the Blade of Woe works on it...
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  • Jade1986
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    Sure but only if nobody else can hear them except in homes as a decoration
    Only if no one else hears it, it would be a bit overwhelming if we had 200 people in one area with bards singing different songs, AND IMAGINE CYRO! :D
  • Runschei
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    Not an assistant a decoration maybe
    laced wrote: »
    Only if no one else hears it, it would be a bit overwhelming if we had 200 people in one area with bards singing different songs, AND IMAGINE CYRO! :D

    You cannot use assistants in Cyrodiil :(
  • Jade1986
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    Sure but only if nobody else can hear them except in homes as a decoration
    Runschei wrote: »
    laced wrote: »
    Only if no one else hears it, it would be a bit overwhelming if we had 200 people in one area with bards singing different songs, AND IMAGINE CYRO! :D

    You cannot use assistants in Cyrodiil :(

    Hahahaha, ok, because imagine the concerts.

    " Guys, I think the enemy is coming".

    "How can you tell"

    " Quiet, listen for the stampede of bards".

    :p

    Im giggling thinking about this actually.
  • Faylis
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  • STEVIL
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    Yes I love the bard songs
    for homes only
    Proudly skooma free while talks-when-drunk is in mandatory public housing.
    YFMV Your Fun May Vary.

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  • bloodthirstyvampire
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    Sure but only if nobody else can hear them except in homes as a decoration
    Would love a bard as a 'furnishing' for your home. Would need an off/off switch too of course like the lights and fires have.

    As far as assistants go, I'd like my merchant to repair stuff and my banker to be able to access my guild's bank. :'(

    Kinda of like in skyrim where you tell the bard to take a break
  • Enslaved
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    Sure but only if nobody else can hear them except in homes as a decoration
    Why not, if it does not bother others with its tunes.
  • TheShadowScout
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    What do you think about the idea of having an assistant bard
    You mean like...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8
    :p;):D
  • bloodthirstyvampire
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    Sure but only if nobody else can hear them except in homes as a decoration
    What do you think about the idea of having an assistant bard
    You mean like...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8
    :p;):D

    Rolf lol
  • Jaimeh
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    NO! NO! NO! NEVER
    I voted for NO! NEVER! as a knee-jerk response without reading throughout the other choices carefully, because for some reason bards grate on my nerves (who sings about the plane meld and the end of the world in such a mellow way? :lol:) If I had a bard assistant that I accidentally summoned and then couldn't dismiss, I'd gladly jump into slaughterfish-infested waters, red mountain lava, or roll-dodge off cliffs, etc, to avoid them :D But as a decoration at (other people's) homes, I actually wouldn't mind them at all.
  • TelvanniWizard
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    Not an assistant a decoration maybe
    Bards for homes would be nice!
  • RaddlemanNumber7
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    Sure but only if nobody else can hear them except in homes as a decoration
    but only if it's Malukah
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  • Thaumic
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    Sure but only if nobody else can hear them except in homes as a decoration
    I'd add allow anyone in your group to hear them.

    You could possibly have anyone hear them if, when multiple were in proximity, they all synched. Maybe switching to different instruments to play the same song, with some singing. That would probably require a lot of work however, but that might justify the price, which the current assistants don't.

    I'd also prefer they be added through a quest reward, possibly with a Bard's College DLC rather than Crown Store, which again would justify the additional coding required.
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  • Nestor
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    Yea, not sure if I want to hear Brave Sir Robin or Red Diamonds as I travel the land.
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  • Inhuman003
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    Sure but only if nobody else can hear them except in homes as a decoration
    Can I go Dark Brotherhood on that Bard because everybody wants him dead anyway
    Edited by Inhuman003 on October 3, 2017 6:59PM
  • Jaimeh
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    NO! NO! NO! NEVER
    Jaimeh wrote: »
    I voted for NO! NEVER! as a knee-jerk response without reading throughout the other choices carefully, because for some reason bards grate on my nerves (who sings about the plane meld and the end of the world in such a mellow way? :lol:) If I had a bard assistant that I accidentally summoned and then couldn't dismiss, I'd gladly jump into slaughterfish-infested waters, red mountain lava, or roll-dodge off cliffs, etc, to avoid them :D But as a decoration at (other people's) homes, I actually wouldn't mind them at all.

    Whoever clicked 'insightful' don't judge me for my bard abhorring ways - years of hearing 'the plane meld is nigh' to the same melody can do weird things to a person :tongue:
  • Mojmir
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    NO! NO! NO! NEVER
    Bards are annoying af, the ones in game should be killable
  • Osteos
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    Yes I love the bard songs
    Yes! Partially to just annoy the easily annoyed >:)

    It would be fun though if they were more intuitive with what was going on and would react to what the character was doing.
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  • bloodthirstyvampire
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    Sure but only if nobody else can hear them except in homes as a decoration
    3 hearts from malukah is my fav bard song
    Edited by bloodthirstyvampire on October 4, 2017 11:17AM
  • The_Protagonist
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    Yes I love the bard songs
    Yeah why not, but on one condition:
    It should be Cacofonix the Bard from Gaul buffed with a magic potion no less
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    But
    I should be able to bash him when I've had enough
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  • MasterLenman
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    NO! NO! NO! NEVER
    Seeing how it went for Sir Robin, I don't think it's a good idea...
    "That's... that's, erm, that's enough music for now, lads."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYFefppqEtE
  • Lord_Etrigan
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    With Eso history and judging from what we got with the banker and the merchant, you will probably have a bart playing a tune but without any singing .Lol

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  • Storymaster
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    No way 10 bards in one location singing different songs will be annoying
    As long as we can remove that annoying voice actor male bard from launch (no offense, brother). The guy that did Leonardo's voice from the original Ninja Turtles cartoon is a great voice actor, but a terrible bard! H'es Terri-Bard!
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  • Loc2262
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    I'd rather have a squire - someone to get me out of my armour, wipe off all the blood, sharpen my blades, run me a bath, cook some food, look after the horses... fill my skooma pipe... and give me a massage ;)

    You forgot "polish your spear". You want an Argonian squire for that actually. ;)
    Kind regards,
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