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ESO Isn't Your Personal Dating Site! =P

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  • zaria
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    missjackieb14_ESO wrote: »
    Okay, so this is what my toon looks like:

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    And for the past.. god knows how many weeks... I have had random guys come up to me, send me whispers, even give out marriage proposals, ask me if I'm single, if I don't want to be single anymore, etc.

    Hey numbnuts, ESO isn't your personal dating site!

    It doesn't really bother me. I find it more hilarious that guys have to be so pathetic. Any other people experience this?
    LOL, I had an obvious teen boy trying to check my elf female up in another MMO.
    I was doing some low level RP as in this armor make me look fat and thought it caused it but it was more like I reached him some tricks.
    He was shocked that half the girls had male players.

    On the other hand some of the players checking you up is probably playing an game too.
    You have an nice character so you expect response.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
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    Nestor wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU

    What the frick is that the lesbian chick from supernatural that (SPOILER) went to OZ?

  • starkerealm
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    Enemy-of-Coldharbour wrote: »
    What exactly do you think is on the other side of the screen?

    This:

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    Are you telling me, I've been deceived?
  • Runs
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    missjackieb14_ESO wrote: »
    I think from now on, I'm just going to lie and tell them I'm some 500 pound hairy naked guy, with sausage nips.
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  • vyndral13preub18_ESO
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    So is it bad that in dungeons I make my gf promise me certain favors before I will revive her?

    You know like doing the dishes, or the laundry....
  • WhitePawPrints
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    This one is a single, golden furred Khajiit, looking for another Khajiit, either sex interested in yoga, killing nords and orcs, and moonsugar cooking!
    Edited by WhitePawPrints on September 25, 2017 10:04PM
  • missjackieb14_ESO
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    Runs wrote: »
    missjackieb14_ESO wrote: »
    I think from now on, I'm just going to lie and tell them I'm some 500 pound hairy naked guy, with sausage nips.
    Ao3qQim.png


    I love you. :D
  • Livvy
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    Someone sent me a message today asking if I was looking for a best friend.

    I said no. But thanked them for their message, as I was looking for someone to fill the last slot on my ignore list.
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  • starkerealm
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    WhitePawPrints wrote: »
    This one is a single, golden furred Khajiit, looking for another Khajiit, either sex interested in yoga, killing nords and orcs, and moonsugar cooking!

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  • zaria
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    WhitePawPrints wrote: »
    This one is a single, golden furred Khajiit, looking for another Khajiit, either sex interested in yoga, killing nords and orcs, and moonsugar cooking!
    This one has found her soul mate
    Except she perter killing Dumer.
    Edited by zaria on September 25, 2017 10:21PM
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Sorry , no Tail , no eMail .
  • Sotha_Sil
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    Awesome Dunmer, well tanned, pretty red eyes, blacksmith looking for his moon and stars, preferably living in Balmora, with great taste in wine and clothes. Khajiit not accepted. Please send a pigeon to Vivec City if interested.
    Edited by Sotha_Sil on September 25, 2017 10:35PM
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  • Reverb
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    missjackieb14_ESO wrote: »
    I think from now on, I'm just going to lie and tell them I'm some 500 pound hairy naked guy, with sausage nips.

    its taking all of my willpower not to Google sausage nips. Something tells me I really don't want to do that.

    I have several, subjectively attractive, female characters. Not once has anyone (I didn't know) propositioned me or my toons. While on my newest Breton Warden, people have noted that she's pretty, but nothing more than that.
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Runs
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    missjackieb14_ESO wrote: »
    Runs wrote: »
    missjackieb14_ESO wrote: »
    I think from now on, I'm just going to lie and tell them I'm some 500 pound hairy naked guy, with sausage nips.
    Ao3qQim.png


    I love you. :D

    Hey now, the forums aren't your personal dating site...
    Runs| Orc Nightblade • Chim-el Adabal| Dunmer Templar • M'air the Honest| Khajiit Templar
    Oddity| Altmer Sorceror • Drizlo| Orc DragonKnight • Lady Ra Gada| Redguard Sorceror
    Taste-of-Hist-Sap| Argonian Nightblade • War'den Peace| Khajiit Warden • Little Warden Annie Altmer Warden
    Ports with Blood| Breton Templar • Dirty-Old-Man| Dunmer DragonKnight • Eyes-of-the-Sun| Argonian DragonKnight
    Bleak Mystique| Nord Warden • Polychronopolous| Imperial Sorceror • Bullcrit| Khajiit Nightblade
    PC NA CP 1250+ and still a noob
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  • Hippie4927
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Needs more Dunmer before I am interested. :trollface:

    @Turelus I got your Dunmer for ya' if you don't mind the veiny look! ;)

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    Back on topic........I was paid 1000 gold to dance like a Redguard. lol
    Edited by Hippie4927 on September 25, 2017 10:51PM
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  • Axoinus
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    missjackieb14_ESO wrote: »
    Okay, so this is what my toon looks like:

    2w57wno.jpg

    And for the past.. god knows how many weeks... I have had random guys come up to me, send me whispers, even give out marriage proposals, ask me if I'm single, if I don't want to be single anymore, etc.

    Hey numbnuts, ESO isn't your personal dating site!

    It doesn't really bother me. I find it more hilarious that guys have to be so pathetic. Any other people experience this?

    No. Cause I only play male characters that dress for function. Men aren't changing their triggers. And a subset of men will ALWAYS react to their triggers. Especially if they have the option of remaining anonymous. It's like racism. But with sexual attraction.

    Feel free to disagree. I'm just bringin' the real.

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    SirAndy wrote: »
    My fat Naked Nord never gets any proposals, only hate whispers ...
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    Well that just changed. >:)
  • Stovahkiin
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    Why would anyone try to hit on your character OP? That's just weird

    The big, fuzzy orcs that I see in Daggerall are far more attractive, and they usually are already wearing a wedding dress when I find them, so it's an easy score.
    Edited by Stovahkiin on September 25, 2017 11:06PM
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  • CaffeinatedMayhem
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    My ladies (all 6 of them) do get weird whispers from time to time and they get shut down pretty fast. Being married IRL has some perks. My argonian gets the weirdest ones like "will you marry me goddess" from some random in Belkarth while turning in writs.
    Edited by CaffeinatedMayhem on September 25, 2017 11:05PM
  • phairdon
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    One of the reasons I'd never create a female character.
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • Loralai_907
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    This thread is fantastic haha.

    I had one dude make me super uncomfortable and nervous every time I logged in and he was online. He was a local dude, and in the guild. It wasn't really even that much, it was just weird and did I want to be his mommy type stuff. I didn't like it

    But yeah, it would be nice if people would refrain from being ultra weird with people they don't know.

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  • Stovahkiin
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    phairdon wrote: »
    One of the reasons I'd never create a female character.

    Is the other reason that you think girls have cooties?
    Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!
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    missjackieb14_ESO wrote: »
    Okay, so this is what my toon looks like:

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    Two pages, and not one clever (but not bannable) reference to the cat. Am I on the wrong forum? :open_mouth:
    Edited by Elsonso on September 25, 2017 11:09PM
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  • phairdon
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    Stovahkiin wrote: »
    phairdon wrote: »
    One of the reasons I'd never create a female character.

    Is the other reason that you think girls have cooties?

    Haha. No.
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • Stovahkiin
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    phairdon wrote: »
    Stovahkiin wrote: »
    phairdon wrote: »
    One of the reasons I'd never create a female character.

    Is the other reason that you think girls have cooties?

    Haha. No.

    Well it should be! Girls do have cooties, I've vowed to never touch one ever again..
    Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!
  • Icy_Waffles
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    You're clearly flattered.
  • jlboozer
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    It seems like maybe you're stretching the truth a little...I play ESO with quite a few females and they said this never really happens. Stop trying to get attention by posting fabricated tales on the forums
  • Velvelya
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    Some men will do anything for a Waifu.
  • Verbal_Earthworm
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    OP, maybe stop dressing like a "lady of the night"
  • Velvelya
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    Verbal_Earthworm wrote: »
    OP, maybe stop dressing like a "lady of the night"

    WOW how dare you try to *** shame OP. SHAME.
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