Why bosmer are the best waifus/husbandos
Aliyavana
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1. They are beautiful little cannibals
2. Need to get rid of a murder victim? Ask your bosmer to get rid of the evidence.
3. They may arguably have the worst racials for min/maxing on pve but they are bis for cuteness.
4. Stage 4 vamparism? Still adorable for a lil blood sucker
Disagree? My bosmers will eat you and your opinion!
Edited by Aliyavana on July 15, 2017 1:35AM 2. Need to get rid of a murder victim? Ask your bosmer to get rid of the evidence.
3. They may arguably have the worst racials for min/maxing on pve but they are bis for cuteness.
4. Stage 4 vamparism? Still adorable for a lil blood sucker
Disagree? My bosmers will eat you and your opinion!
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Luigi_Vampa✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭They are beautiful little cannibals is a sentence I never thought I would hear.PC/EU DC10 -
Verbum_Rithimus✭✭✭aliyavana's keen to see
bosmers cute as cute can be.
ok, they're great, I'll agree
So please refrain from killing mebut alas in truth what can I say? That other races are fun to play11 -
ArchMikem✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Theres a Khajiit at the wayshrine north of Elden Root who married a bosmer. Its always kind of adorable to imagine her just dominating the guy in bed cause of how small they are.
Edited by ArchMikem on July 15, 2017 9:11AMCP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
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Ghanima_Atreides✭✭✭✭✭
✭"The shipmaster, Heinrich Oaken-Hull, has a wood elf for a wife. I'd rather sleep with my horse."
"Heinrich Oaken-Hull is married to a Bosmer? I suppose the women are less annoying than the men."
"You don't see a lot of Human-Bosmer marriages. I don't know if it's even legal in Cyrodiil."
"I don't know what would possess him to do that. Marrying a Bosmer is just wrong."
Source: NPCs in Anvil (TESIV: Oblivion) [The Beauty of Tamriel] My collection of ESO screenshots
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✭✭Disagree? My bosmers will eat you and your opinion!
Before you can do that, feel my axe on your head
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Aliyavana✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Ghanima_Atreides wrote: »"The shipmaster, Heinrich Oaken-Hull, has a wood elf for a wife. I'd rather sleep with my horse."
"Heinrich Oaken-Hull is married to a Bosmer? I suppose the women are less annoying than the men."
"You don't see a lot of Human-Bosmer marriages. I don't know if it's even legal in Cyrodiil."
"I don't know what would possess him to do that. Marrying a Bosmer is just wrong."
Source: NPCs in Anvil (TESIV: Oblivion)
Considering all the npcs look like grandparents in that game... do they matter
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Stormproof: Vibeke - 50 EP mDragonknight | Savi Dreloth - 50 EP Magsorc | Sadi Dreloth - 50 EP Magblade | Sigtric Stormaxe - 50 EP Stamsorc | Valora Dreloth - 50 EP Magplar | Sigtric the Unbearable 50 EP Stam Warden
Scrub: Chews-on-Beavers - 50 EP DK Tank | Vera the Wild - 50 EP magicka Warden | Sigtric the Axe - 50 EP Dragonknight Crafter | Sigtric the Blade - 50 EP Lost Nightblade | Sigtric the Savage - 50 EP magicka Templar | Vibeka Shadowblade - 50 Ep Stealthy Ganky Nightblade |
Show Me Your Dunmer
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Stovahkiin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I dunno, male bosmer just seem like creepy little dudes. The females look good, but I just can't get comfortable with the idea of being surrounded by fuzzy little 3 foot tall guys... I guess that means I can't ever have kids.Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!3 -
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✭1. They are beautiful little cannibals
2. Need to get rid of a murder victim? Ask your bosmer to get rid of the evidence.
3. They may arguably have the worst racials for min/maxing on pve but they are bis for cuteness.
4. Stage 4 vamparism? Still adorable for a lil blood sucker
Disagree? My bosmers will eat you and your opinion!
Nords.
1. They are beautiful large mead drinkers.
2. Need to get rid of an excess amount of mead?
3. They have the looks, the physique and the muscle. Or cute guts.
4. Lycanthropy? Still thirsty for a big mean fightin' machine.Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. ~ Terry Pratchett4 -
Uzmati✭✭✭
Well, i'm more into Orsimer/Nord but u convinced me1. They are beautiful little cannibals
2. Need to get rid of a murder victim? Ask your bosmer to get rid of the evidence.
3. They may arguably have the worst racials for min/maxing on pve but they are bis for cuteness.
4. Stage 4 vamparism? Still adorable for a lil blood sucker
Disagree? My bosmers will eat you and your opinion!
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Jeeraxith, Argonian Sorcerer - Priest of the Dead, Healer and Thunder-Caller
Olor-a-Sangre-y-Pino, Nord Warden - Ice-Caller, Nature-Brother and Werebear
Ja'Goru, Khajiit Templar - Apparently fat, harmless, and carefree trader1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭I'm here to show support for the male Bosmer. Cutest cannibal twinks in Tamriel.#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
#OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
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""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom1 -
Azzuria✭✭✭✭✭Technically, only the Bosmer who follow the Green Pact will cannibalize, and then only what THEY kill.
There's a reason Bosmer go into battle REALLY hungry.Brunhilda Icehammer - Nord Dragonknight, 'Smith & Enchantress 'What is 'ranged? I need to hit something!!'
Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.3 -
MarzAttakz✭✭✭✭I have been enlightened, thank you OP.
I just gotta say, having spent a fair amount of time in Grahtwood recently, I've developed a crush on 'dem cuties, the guys... kinda annoying in a weird way I cannot put my finger on.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Qura Scura | Altmer | MagBlade
Lhylyth | Breton | MagPlar
Nhynyth | Khajiit | MagDK
Ghwynyth | Dunmer | MagSorc
Loots-All-Urns | Argonian | MagDen
Shades-Of-Gray | Argonian | StamDK
Or'Chastration | Orc | StamSorc
Little Miss Famished | Orc | StamCro
Fhane Sharog | Orc | StamDen
Dead Moons Rising | Khajiit | StamBlade
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The aim of argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress.0 -
Tucker3711✭✭✭They are Tiny but Mighty! @Tucker311- PC
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Nord Beth Rose (EP)
Imperial Freya Var (DC)
High Elf Hestia du foyer (AD)
Wood Elf Epona Caoin (AD)
Hotstuff Queen0 -
Zimbugga✭✭✭Are you ever read "The Humor of Wood Elves"? The best book in game. Wood elves have very interestin humor, hah.0 -
TelvanniWizard✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭The blonde bosmer clothier in Grathwood's main hall is lovely. Should i marry an npc, that one would be.0 -
Yes, but would some cute bosmer gal be willing to marry an Argonian? Now that, there, that is an important question. Also, my Argonians' scales taste like wet logs. 0/10 would eat.1
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✭The aesthetic of any N'wah pales in comparison to the natural beauty of an ashen Dunmer maiden.With cold regards,
Mythic
Favorite Characters:Kilith Telvayn, Dunmer Telvanni Sorcerer (main)
Kilith, Dunmer Magblade (old main)
Vadusa Venim, Dunmer crafter (older main)
Hir Hlaalu, Dunmer Warden
Søren Icehelm, N'wah Warden
Fargoth of Morrowind, Bosmer commoner0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭1. They are beautiful little cannibals
2. Need to get rid of a murder victim? Ask your bosmer to get rid of the evidence.
3. They may arguably have the worst racials for min/maxing on pve but they are bis for cuteness.
4. Stage 4 vamparism? Still adorable for a lil blood sucker
Disagree? My bosmers will eat you and your opinion!
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