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JamieAubrey
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I mean look how bad ass I look but once I put my gear on I will lose this look, only way to keep this look is with the Nord bath towel but I dont have those pants

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  • Betheny
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    Wear a pirate costume... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • AbysmalGhul
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    The pants on the pirate costumes have that weird baggy/droopy backside.
  • Betheny
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    The pants on the pirate costumes have that weird baggy/droopy backside.

    And the tight black jeans are mid-40s life crisis pants.
  • AbysmalGhul
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    Betheny wrote: »
    The pants on the pirate costumes have that weird baggy/droopy backside.

    And the tight black jeans are mid-40s life crisis pants.

    I wouldn't know, I haven't had my mid-life crisis yet. I'd prefer the convertible if I did

  • Betheny
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    Betheny wrote: »
    The pants on the pirate costumes have that weird baggy/droopy backside.

    And the tight black jeans are mid-40s life crisis pants.

    I wouldn't know, I haven't had my mid-life crisis yet. I'd prefer the convertible if I did

    Convertible pants? Don't do it, shorts don't look good on fat balding men.
  • AbysmalGhul
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    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    The pants on the pirate costumes have that weird baggy/droopy backside.

    And the tight black jeans are mid-40s life crisis pants.

    I wouldn't know, I haven't had my mid-life crisis yet. I'd prefer the convertible if I did

    Convertible pants? Don't do it, shorts don't look good on fat balding men.

    Neither do croc sunburns *heave and gags

  • Betheny
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    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    The pants on the pirate costumes have that weird baggy/droopy backside.

    And the tight black jeans are mid-40s life crisis pants.

    I wouldn't know, I haven't had my mid-life crisis yet. I'd prefer the convertible if I did

    Convertible pants? Don't do it, shorts don't look good on fat balding men.

    Neither do croc sunburns *heave and gags
    Easily fixed by adding an additional layer of socks.

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  • AbysmalGhul
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    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    The pants on the pirate costumes have that weird baggy/droopy backside.

    And the tight black jeans are mid-40s life crisis pants.

    I wouldn't know, I haven't had my mid-life crisis yet. I'd prefer the convertible if I did

    Convertible pants? Don't do it, shorts don't look good on fat balding men.

    Neither do croc sunburns *heave and gags
    Easily fixed by adding an additional layer of socks.

    nyk4jemhxg3a81j.jpg

    You forgot the fanny pack!

    Dem varicose veins tho.....
  • Betheny
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    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    The pants on the pirate costumes have that weird baggy/droopy backside.

    And the tight black jeans are mid-40s life crisis pants.

    I wouldn't know, I haven't had my mid-life crisis yet. I'd prefer the convertible if I did

    Convertible pants? Don't do it, shorts don't look good on fat balding men.

    Neither do croc sunburns *heave and gags
    Easily fixed by adding an additional layer of socks.

    nyk4jemhxg3a81j.jpg

    You forgot the fanny pack!

    Dem varicose veins tho.....

    Hey, props to the guy for still being able to stand.
  • AbysmalGhul
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    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    The pants on the pirate costumes have that weird baggy/droopy backside.

    And the tight black jeans are mid-40s life crisis pants.

    I wouldn't know, I haven't had my mid-life crisis yet. I'd prefer the convertible if I did

    Convertible pants? Don't do it, shorts don't look good on fat balding men.

    Neither do croc sunburns *heave and gags
    Easily fixed by adding an additional layer of socks.

    nyk4jemhxg3a81j.jpg

    You forgot the fanny pack!

    Dem varicose veins tho.....

    Hey, props to the guy for still being able to stand.

    Right? Hahaha! He's probably yelling at costumer service demanding his senior discount
  • Inhuman003
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    When did the Gold Coast come out if you put more threats on customs that might fit your custom to Pirates for the anniversary of the Gold Coast it could possibly happen to be in Crown store or some kind of in-game content event
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    Inhuman003 wrote: »
    When did the Gold Coast come out if you put more threats on customs that might fit your custom to Pirates for the anniversary of the Gold Coast it could possibly happen to be in Crown store or some kind of in-game content event

    I just want to rock a pair of Axl Rose leather pants without the hassle and losing my 5-piece bonuses my friend.
    Edited by AbysmalGhul on September 20, 2017 5:45AM
  • Betheny
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    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    The pants on the pirate costumes have that weird baggy/droopy backside.

    And the tight black jeans are mid-40s life crisis pants.

    I wouldn't know, I haven't had my mid-life crisis yet. I'd prefer the convertible if I did

    Convertible pants? Don't do it, shorts don't look good on fat balding men.

    Neither do croc sunburns *heave and gags
    Easily fixed by adding an additional layer of socks.

    nyk4jemhxg3a81j.jpg

    You forgot the fanny pack!

    Dem varicose veins tho.....

    Hey, props to the guy for still being able to stand.

    Right? Hahaha! He's probably yelling at costumer service demanding his senior discount
    And mistaking the nurses for strippers.

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  • JamieAubrey
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    Betheny wrote: »
    Wear a pirate costume... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    I don't have the pirate costume :(
  • ArchMikem
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    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    The pants on the pirate costumes have that weird baggy/droopy backside.

    And the tight black jeans are mid-40s life crisis pants.

    I wouldn't know, I haven't had my mid-life crisis yet. I'd prefer the convertible if I did

    Convertible pants? Don't do it, shorts don't look good on fat balding men.

    Neither do croc sunburns *heave and gags
    Easily fixed by adding an additional layer of socks.

    nyk4jemhxg3a81j.jpg

    You forgot the fanny pack!

    Dem varicose veins tho.....

    Hey, props to the guy for still being able to stand.

    Right? Hahaha! He's probably yelling at costumer service demanding his senior discount

    Since when did this thread devolve into petty classroom bullying of certain kinds of people?
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  • JamieAubrey
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    The pants on the pirate costumes have that weird baggy/droopy backside.

    And the tight black jeans are mid-40s life crisis pants.

    I wouldn't know, I haven't had my mid-life crisis yet. I'd prefer the convertible if I did

    Convertible pants? Don't do it, shorts don't look good on fat balding men.

    Neither do croc sunburns *heave and gags
    Easily fixed by adding an additional layer of socks.

    nyk4jemhxg3a81j.jpg

    You forgot the fanny pack!

    Dem varicose veins tho.....

    Hey, props to the guy for still being able to stand.

    Right? Hahaha! He's probably yelling at costumer service demanding his senior discount

    Since when did this thread devolve into petty classroom bullying of certain kinds of people?

    Mods can close this now since its gotten out of hand @ZOS_MikaS
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