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What's the strangest thing you've ever seen in ESO?
Nighn_9
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Found this today.. Definitely top 5 strangest things for me xD lmao
Skeleton with a fish in its mouth and it looks like monkeys are eating the skeleton xD
Edited by Nighn_9 on September 18, 2017 5:29PM Skeleton with a fish in its mouth and it looks like monkeys are eating the skeleton xD
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bebynnag✭✭✭✭✭
✭the old glitch that was sadly fixed that would result in you dragging your but across the floor while running/sprinting after being dismounted, especially when bear mounts were introduced..... dry humping the floor was by far the weirdest thing my characters ever did3 -
CapnPhoton✭✭✭✭✭Two player characters, male and female, in their underwear laying on their side face to face in a shallow stream.
After turning around in a double take, I went away in sprint mode.
Xbox One NA Aldmeri Dominion7 -
zaria✭✭✭✭✭
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The pet bug is insane unfortunately its just local, other seen you as normal.puffytheslayer wrote: »
Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.0 -
Runschei✭✭✭✭✭
✭That time I went to craft some seducer staves and ran into some really deatiled roleplaying in the cave. Still traumatized.4 -
iiYuki✭✭✭✭✭Either running on top of a horse, or dismounting and staying with your legs open and half your body clipping the ground while walking and you just sort of scoot around on your arse."Play how you want... unless its not how we intended you to play in which case we'll nerf it".
- ZO$
- The ZO$ Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmUJWP_ebsQ0 -
bebynnag✭✭✭✭✭
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The pet bug is insane unfortunately its just local, other seen you as normal.puffytheslayer wrote: »
i know but a great way to amuse yourself!
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✭✭✭✭✭Werewolf tank who queued as dps using only a bow and aggroed bosses before we were even ready ... let's not forget he didn't have food, but sure had plenty of soul gems to waste.
There's also this quest in shadowfen where we you fall into a trap trying to pick up quest.0 -
TheRealSniker✭✭✭✭✭
✭the most strangest thing about eso is how unfinished and broken the game is for such a big name and success.
I mean you can literally wander outside the map where there are no textures and you pay 60€ for the expansion3 -
Tan9oSuccka✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Near the Ebonheart wayshrine, I saw a group of probably 40 naked Nords (both male and female) dancing and doing the Ritual emote behind a single buxom Nord lass.
I of course, immediately took my clothes off and joined the festivities. 7 -
Vanthras79✭✭✭✭✭I saw a naked Argonian lass run though Wayrest--probably hitting the hist sap again...Norion Germain - Telvanni Wizard, Covenant Battle Mage, Mage's Guild Magister, Resident of Daggerfall Overlook, Lord of Tel Galen, Psijic Monk, Antiquarian, Breton Scholar, and Traveler.3
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doslekis✭✭✭I saw a nightblade sitting on the alessia bridge stealthed. Weird.I don't normally use daggers, but when I do, I choose dos Lekis.1 -
Froil✭✭✭✭✭
✭Two identical Argonians both named Kitty Nap, wearing the Nordic Bathing Towel, Spiderkith skin, and the Dwemer eyeglasses, both doing some awful scream."Best" healer PC/NA3 -
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I became a Welwa and wrote a story about it...
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367143/the-day-i-became-a-welwa#latest@Tucker311- PC
Tucker3711
Nord Beth Rose (EP)
Imperial Freya Var (DC)
High Elf Hestia du foyer (AD)
Wood Elf Epona Caoin (AD)
Hotstuff Queen3 -
EttinTheBreton✭✭✭It happened today: I was fishing on the big sea break wall at the South-East coast of Auridon, minding my own business, when all of a sudden an assassin murdered the nice NPC fisherman right next to me! Then they just ran off!Best,
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✭✭Both in Cyrodiil.
1. Dead enemy player suspended in mid air
2. Two flying Templars.Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)3 -
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✭Not my finest moment...
Several months ago - Was on one of my characters at skyreach grind spot, waiting for a grind partner.
There's this level 3 Orc called Shrek, yes he looked just like shrek, a dirty minded shrek wearing a pink Nordic bathers towel.
He sees my character - short bosmer with long red hair and to my shame I go along with it.
He yells: Fiona! My love come here!
I went to him and boy the emotes he was doing was not pretty, he was yelling all kinds of groaning "ughhhs" and other dirty minded stuff.
Then he does the emote which is you know - humping the floor and tells me to lay down, to my shame I looked for the lay down emote and off he popped.
Several hours later after I logged off and came onto the same character, he was still there, still a level 3, guy has serious dedication to be a kinky shrek.
He yelled: my love Fiona has returned!... at that point I fast travelled away XD
Xbox one EU
8 Flawless conquerors on all class specs (4 stam, 4 magicka)
Doesn't stand in red5 -
Sneaky-Snurr✭✭✭✭✭Strangest thing would be the undodgable cliff racers.The Order of the Shadows: Nightmare-
EP CP810 Nightblade
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AD CP810 Templar
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AD CP810 Dragon Knight
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AD Lvl 25 Sorceror
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DC Lvl 23 Nightblade
Shadow hide you. -Unknown
There is no clean fight in a war. -Shun Izaki1 -
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✭1)Floating keeps in Cyrodiil
2)That part of the D.C. Side in Cyrodiil where D.C. Players could walk in & out of the terrain thus being invisible. If you were AD or EP & got into the terrain you were stuck but D.C. Could move freely.
3)Hundreds of meteors & standards spammed in seconds during keep fight.
4)Teleport strike/Ambush on top of outposts (sejanus/nickel/bleakers); this should be brought back.
5) Falling from ridiculously high in the sky/infinite falling through the map.Member of:
Fantasia - osh kosh b-josh
Just Chill - Crown's house
GoldCloaks - Durruthy test server penga
Small Meme Guild - Mano's house
Former member of:
Legend - Siffer fan boy club
TKO (tamriel knight's order) - free bks
Deviance - Leonard's senche tiger
Purple - hamNchz is my hero
Eight Divines - myrlifax stop playing final fantasy
WKB (we kill bosses) - turd where you go?
Arcance Council - Klytz Kommander
World Boss - Mike & Chewy gone EP
M12 (majestic twelve) - cult of the loli zerg0 -
Didaco✭✭✭✭A guy singing "girls wanna have fun", with an half naked dancing female character and his other half naked friends.
Got a video too, makes laugh hard every time I watch it xD0 -
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✭✭✭A dog getting friendly with my pet pig (Ned Beatty)....
Drakon Koryn~Oryndill, Rogue~Mage,- CP ~Doesn't matter any more
NA / PC Beta Member since Nov 2013
GM~Conclave-of-Shadows, EP Social Guild, ~Proud member of: The Wandering Merchants, Phoenix Rising, Imperial Trade Union & Celestials of Nirn
Sister Guilds with: Coroner's Report, Children of Skyrim, Sunshine Daydream, Tamriel Fisheries, Knights Arcanum and more
"Not All Who Wander are Lost"
#MOREHOUSINGSLOTS“When the people that can make the company more successful are sales and marketing people, they end up running the companies. The product people get driven out of the decision making forums, and the companies forget what it means to make great products.”
_Steve Jobs (The Lost Interview)7 -
Arbit✭✭✭✭i remember back when the game was newer, bots would by flying across the sky or through the ground, doing specific quests or farming nodes.Argonian Master Race
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