And ENDLESS WIT!
Hopefully that got someone's attention and hopefully it was the good kind.
I'm but a humble officer for a trading guild named: ANOTHER TRADING GUILD, home to some (Currently 355~) of the most generous beings known to man, as well as weekly (tiered) raffles. All at the meager cost of either 2 raffle tickets (1k each, meaning 2k bottom-line a week) OR 5k in sales (also weekly)! It's little price to pay for generous crafters, a good trader, and a chance to win big in weekly raffles, amirite?
If all of that interests you or even if I just seem to be desperate enough to pity send mail to either of these fine beings and you'll get an invite as soon as possible:
@Kota_Alexander@Dreamyblues