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https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/683901

What are some of the funniest player character names you've seen in ESO?

  • Shardan4968
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    I saw Argonion " Stalks-The-Women".
    PC/EU
  • AlexanderS
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    George Clowney
  • mmcgibbo
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    My main character is named Turd-Fergusson. I get about one mail a week letting me know I made their day. It's the little things
  • Septimus_Magna
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    Pact Fire Ballista
    PC - EU (AD)
    Septimus Mezar - Altmer Sorcerer
    Septimus Rulanir - Orsimer Templar
    Septimus Desmoru - Khajiit Necromancer
    Septimus Iroh - Dunmer Dragon Knight
    Septimus Thragar - Dunmer Nightblade
    Septimus Jah'zar - Khajiit Nightblade
    Septimus Nerox - Redguard Warden
    Septimus Ozurk - Orsimer Sorcerer
  • Countcalorie
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    Destyran wrote: »
    My wardens name is Wardenfell Frostitute

    Seen a duo deletus fetus and fetus deletus


    saw someone called that on the Xbox Eu server
  • FakeFox
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    "Molag Balls Deep" is still my favorite.
    EU/PC (GER) - Healermain since 2014 - 50305 Achievement Points - Youtube (PvE Healing Guides, Builds & Gameplay)
  • Kuro_Urufu
    Kuro_Urufu
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    Queen Noobia Sparklebum
  • AlienSlof
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    My husband is good with funny names:

    Harpic gro-Bogtrauma
    Mudlin Cludgie
    Bibble Toadburger
    Lord Helpus
    Histme-withyor-rhythmstik
    Pink Profundity
    Alma Nack
    Hobgob Lyn
    Anise Wonteatmyveggies (wood elf!)
    RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.
  • spikesaurus
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    I have one not so much funny but fun to play with in zone chat with and with /eat emote command... : Priestess of Namira
    Also another kahjiit with a tiger-like appearance who likes pop music called : Taygress
    And a character called : 'RNG ..whom sometimes stands by the undaunted enclave & uses /laugh emote as people open undaunted chests, just for fun when I'm feeling bored.
    seen so many fun names, also had a few on alts over time but none come to mind, love peoples creativity :smile:
  • The Uninvited
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    Don't know if this name was mentioned before, but I ran into a player called "Cyrodill's Next Top Model" once.

    Don't think he/she is still playing as that was like 1,5 years ago and haven't seen it since.
    Pandora's Promise (rip) | LND | Pactriotic | IKnowWhatUDidLastWinter's | The Uninvited |

    Ride the paranoia | All life is pain | Only the grave is real
  • O_LYKOS
    O_LYKOS
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    I had a character name inspired by someones psn I pug'd with,

    SheLookedATeen (reading shelooked18)
    PC NA - GreggsSausageRoll
    Xbox NA - Olykos66
    PS NA - Olykos266
  • Runschei
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    I Touch My Elf
    Twice P0rn Star
    Edited by Runschei on August 12, 2017 9:47AM
  • TheDoomsdayMonster
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    One day I saw a guy named "Target Me"

    At that very moment it was funny as hell...
    Unyeilding Bias
    PSN TheLordofMurder
    PS4 NA
    Magicka Templar
    DC
    The Combat Physician: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKaqUVm_8JE&t=142s
  • Anne_Firehawk
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    Don't know if this name was mentioned before, but I ran into a player called "Cyrodill's Next Top Model" once.

    Don't think he/she is still playing as that was like 1,5 years ago and haven't seen it since.

    still playing
    Edited by Anne_Firehawk on August 12, 2017 11:28AM
    Anne Firehawk | Legate | Bringer of Light | Voice of Reason | Divayth Fyr's Coadjutor | Dro-m'Athra Destroyer | Magicka DK forever
    GUAR SQUAD OP
    All Hardmodes done, WTB content.
    Cancercrates are ruining the game

    DD | Phoenix Reborn
    GM | Tamriels Emporium

    #permabanAPFlippers
  • pod88kk
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    I just won a maths debate was the funniest I've seen, pretty clever
  • Mondini
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    Dat Boi
  • CloneTrooper699
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    A pregnant looking Argonian Woman Called "Married-With-Hatchlings"

    Also "Diamond City Security"
    I'm a goat
  • DocFrost72
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    I'm leveling my mag sorc in EP to play with a buddy. Name: "Pepperidge Farm Remembers".
  • CrisXD
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    One of mine is 'Molagballtickler'
    PS4 EU
    Tamriel Dance Masters:
    AD - Altmer MagSorc, Altmer Magplar, Redguard StamBlade(PVP)
    EP - Nord Tank, Altmer MagSorc(PVP), Dunmer MagBlade(PVP)
    DC - Redguard StamWarden, Breton MagDK

    GM - The Taverneers PS4 EU

    Feeling Fresh Traders PS4 EU
  • Countcalorie
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    used to have a magnb argonian saptank on a different alliance(I'm usually EP but this was a DC character)called Steals-All-Your-Base.
    he didnt steal anyone's base and was abandoned as a mule until I deleted him.
  • Wrubius_Coronaria
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    I named my nb for fews days : kill me for achievement.

    (because I have pvp rank 50, wich means you'll get this when my nb is killed : http://i.imgur.com/fHu53zi.jpg )
  • PieMaster1
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    My own gamer tag..Bernie The Jew
  • MehrunesFlagon
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    AngryNord wrote: »
    I tried making a female Khajiit named *** Galore, but was told the name was "invalid"...

    All because of a stupid profanity filter that shouldn't exist.
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