This is ABSOLUTELY unacceptable!!!!!

Coilbox · August 2017

ParaNostram wrote: »

Translation - Gankblade Proctatoe gets upset when things are able to hit him back.

That aside Cliff Racers should be dodgeable.

Translation: L2Sarcasm

Keep_Door · August 2017

Lmao the amount of people who have no sense of sarcasm is why threads like these will keep popping up. Gave me some good laughs.

#spottheb8m8

Passifest · August 2017

A good portion of this community can not for the life of them detect sarcasm or satire even when it is painfully obvious like in the OP. I seriously do wonder if they have asperger syndrome. The possibility makes it kinda lame to be making fun of them like you all are. Have some class.

ookami007 · August 2017

Danksta · August 2017

If the OP is serious he's obviously a noob ganker. Who tf opens a gank with ambush!?

Vipstaakki · August 2017

Keep_Door wrote: »

There i was silently waiting in front of a DC keep getting ready to gank. My vipers set ready to proc my selenes tank was full. I see a warden walk out the door and ambush the crap out of him.......

To my dismay all my procs went off yet he is still standing..... he pops his healing ult and goes om the offensive. He must have been wearing the poor mans gear with impen pffft thats basically exploiting in its own right ....So i pop shuffle and and start dodge rolling away. I have built my NB around escaping theougb dodge roll and shuffle with well fitted on al my armor....

This exploiting cheap unfair jerk of a warden used the one ability in the game that can hit me through all my dodges..... cliff racer ... seriously before morrowind i could dodge basically anything , i would always escape. My rolldodhe spam procblade was basically untouchable.

Wardens need a nerf ... not just cliff racer the whole class just nerf it. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!

Learn to play.

Avidspark · August 2017

RodneyRegis wrote: »

A lot of posters have fallen into the sarchasm here.

I still prefer the Orc Chasm myself.

Iccengi · August 2017

Sounds like a learn to play issue...

Also well fitted? Wtf. Get some divines and hit harder

bebynnag · August 2017

Giles.floydub17_ESO wrote: »

rynth wrote: »

Keep_Door wrote: »

There i was silently waiting in front of a DC keep getting ready to gank. My vipers set ready to proc my selenes tank was full. I see a warden walk out the door and ambush the crap out of him.......

To my dismay all my procs went off yet he is still standing..... he pops his healing ult and goes om the offensive. He must have been wearing the poor mans gear with impen pffft thats basically exploiting in its own right ....So i pop shuffle and and start dodge rolling away. I have built my NB around escaping theougb dodge roll and shuffle with well fitted on al my armor....

This exploiting cheap unfair jerk of a warden used the one ability in the game that can hit me through all my dodges..... cliff racer ... seriously before morrowind i could dodge basically anything , i would always escape. My rolldodhe spam procblade was basically untouchable.

Wardens need a nerf ... not just cliff racer the whole class just nerf it. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!

Nerd rage!!! if you are leaving can you not post it and just leave

I kinda took the OP as meant in jest.

He must have been wearing the poor mans gear with impen pffft thats basically exploiting in its own right

That was the biggest clue.

it saddens me that you need to explain an obviously joke post is a joke

forum users please level up your humour skill line, unlock the sense of humour passives and get over yourselves!

edt for clarification - this post is a joke - it is me jokingly taking the *** out of people who get butthurt & triggered over everything by pretending to be butthurt & triggered that you are butthurt & triggered.....

SanTii.92 · August 2017

IcyDeadPeople wrote: »

I'd say that healing ultimate is a little too cheap at 75 ulti cost.

the healing ulti is bugged currently. It always restores 20 ulti regardless of hp values, so it's definetly being casted more than it should.

Tonnopesce · August 2017

Wardens... Pfffff today i'v done a duel with a cp 630 stamwarden with my level 32 stamina nightblade, it took him 5 minutes to kill me .
Just avoid the subterraneal assault / cliff racer combo and theyr damage is really low.

br0steen · August 2017

TL;DR "I rely on proc sets and I'm upset that I still suck and also nerf what killed me"

hamgatan · August 2017

puffytheslayer wrote: »

Giles.floydub17_ESO wrote: »

rynth wrote: »

Keep_Door wrote: »

There i was silently waiting in front of a DC keep getting ready to gank. My vipers set ready to proc my selenes tank was full. I see a warden walk out the door and ambush the crap out of him.......

To my dismay all my procs went off yet he is still standing..... he pops his healing ult and goes om the offensive. He must have been wearing the poor mans gear with impen pffft thats basically exploiting in its own right ....So i pop shuffle and and start dodge rolling away. I have built my NB around escaping theougb dodge roll and shuffle with well fitted on al my armor....

This exploiting cheap unfair jerk of a warden used the one ability in the game that can hit me through all my dodges..... cliff racer ... seriously before morrowind i could dodge basically anything , i would always escape. My rolldodhe spam procblade was basically untouchable.

Wardens need a nerf ... not just cliff racer the whole class just nerf it. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!

Nerd rage!!! if you are leaving can you not post it and just leave

I kinda took the OP as meant in jest.

He must have been wearing the poor mans gear with impen pffft thats basically exploiting in its own right

That was the biggest clue.

it saddens me that you need to explain an obviously joke post is a joke

forum users please level up your humour skill line, unlock the sense of humour passives and get over yourselves!

edt for clarification - this post is a joke - it is me jokingly taking the *** out of people who get butthurt & triggered over everything by pretending to be butthurt & triggered that you are butthurt & triggered.....

you see the thing with a joke right.. is it is meant to deliver amusement to a particular demographic that can relate to the argument presented and laugh in self reflection of the punchline.

People who are particularly good at this include - Billy Connolly, Russell Peters, Chris Rock, Robin Williams, Ricky Gervais, and so forth..

People who are particularly bad at this include, but are not limited to, Jerry Seinfeld, Amy Schumer, Gabriel Iglesias.. and OP.

My laughter is kind of non-existent which leads me to the conclusion that although a joke may have been attempted, it has fallen drastically short of captivating its potential audience.

Tonnopesce · August 2017

hamgatan wrote: »

puffytheslayer wrote: »

Giles.floydub17_ESO wrote: »

rynth wrote: »

Keep_Door wrote: »

There i was silently waiting in front of a DC keep getting ready to gank. My vipers set ready to proc my selenes tank was full. I see a warden walk out the door and ambush the crap out of him.......

To my dismay all my procs went off yet he is still standing..... he pops his healing ult and goes om the offensive. He must have been wearing the poor mans gear with impen pffft thats basically exploiting in its own right ....So i pop shuffle and and start dodge rolling away. I have built my NB around escaping theougb dodge roll and shuffle with well fitted on al my armor....

This exploiting cheap unfair jerk of a warden used the one ability in the game that can hit me through all my dodges..... cliff racer ... seriously before morrowind i could dodge basically anything , i would always escape. My rolldodhe spam procblade was basically untouchable.

Wardens need a nerf ... not just cliff racer the whole class just nerf it. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!

Nerd rage!!! if you are leaving can you not post it and just leave

I kinda took the OP as meant in jest.

He must have been wearing the poor mans gear with impen pffft thats basically exploiting in its own right

That was the biggest clue.

it saddens me that you need to explain an obviously joke post is a joke

forum users please level up your humour skill line, unlock the sense of humour passives and get over yourselves!

edt for clarification - this post is a joke - it is me jokingly taking the *** out of people who get butthurt & triggered over everything by pretending to be butthurt & triggered that you are butthurt & triggered.....

you see the thing with a joke right.. is it is meant to deliver amusement to a particular demographic that can relate to the argument presented and laugh in self reflection of the punchline.

People who are particularly good at this include - Billy Connolly, Russell Peters, Chris Rock, Robin Williams, Ricky Gervais, and so forth..

People who are particularly bad at this include, but are not limited to, Jerry Seinfeld, Amy Schumer, Gabriel Iglesias.. and OP.

My laughter is kind of non-existent which leads me to the conclusion that although a joke may have been attempted, it has fallen drastically short of captivating its potential audience.

I like Gabriel Iglesias... Don't dare to put him in the same category of Amy Shumer... Se is trash

Blacksmoke · August 2017

Filthy ganker you deserve to get rekt

DocFrost72 · August 2017

Keep_Door wrote: »

Lmao the amount of people who have no sense of sarcasm is why threads like these will keep popping up. Gave me some good laughs.

#spottheb8m8

I picked up on it while reading, but saw your name and said "dude ain't no potato." Staggeringly oblivious, some posts here.

Also, Kash/Tim/Cuddles the Stegasaurus says hi.

red_emu · August 2017

Don't worry. Soon the healing ulti will have a cost increase to 200 "to bring it closer to other classes" and we - scrubbing warden healers will become redundant.

Judas Helviaryn · August 2017

hamgatan wrote: »

puffytheslayer wrote: »

Giles.floydub17_ESO wrote: »

rynth wrote: »

Keep_Door wrote: »

There i was silently waiting in front of a DC keep getting ready to gank. My vipers set ready to proc my selenes tank was full. I see a warden walk out the door and ambush the crap out of him.......

To my dismay all my procs went off yet he is still standing..... he pops his healing ult and goes om the offensive. He must have been wearing the poor mans gear with impen pffft thats basically exploiting in its own right ....So i pop shuffle and and start dodge rolling away. I have built my NB around escaping theougb dodge roll and shuffle with well fitted on al my armor....

This exploiting cheap unfair jerk of a warden used the one ability in the game that can hit me through all my dodges..... cliff racer ... seriously before morrowind i could dodge basically anything , i would always escape. My rolldodhe spam procblade was basically untouchable.

Wardens need a nerf ... not just cliff racer the whole class just nerf it. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!

Nerd rage!!! if you are leaving can you not post it and just leave

I kinda took the OP as meant in jest.

He must have been wearing the poor mans gear with impen pffft thats basically exploiting in its own right

That was the biggest clue.

it saddens me that you need to explain an obviously joke post is a joke

forum users please level up your humour skill line, unlock the sense of humour passives and get over yourselves!

edt for clarification - this post is a joke - it is me jokingly taking the *** out of people who get butthurt & triggered over everything by pretending to be butthurt & triggered that you are butthurt & triggered.....

you see the thing with a joke right.. is it is meant to deliver amusement to a particular demographic that can relate to the argument presented and laugh in self reflection of the punchline.

People who are particularly good at this include - Billy Connolly, Russell Peters, Chris Rock, Robin Williams, Ricky Gervais, and so forth..

People who are particularly bad at this include, but are not limited to, Jerry Seinfeld, Amy Schumer, Gabriel Iglesias.. and OP.

My laughter is kind of non-existent which leads me to the conclusion that although a joke may have been attempted, it has fallen drastically short of captivating its potential audience.

Don't hate on Fluffy.
Don't try to quantify humor.
"I don't get it." is all you have to say. =P

Inig0 · August 2017

BAITED

Shadowasrial · August 2017

It should be dodgeable. The fact it can hit upwards of 10k on basic builds is too strong. Either make it dodgeable or reduce the damage. That thing hits as hard as an incap and it's so spammable it is broken. There are weapon skills and faction skills to also be taken into account. At least a nb incap is dodgeable and can only be cast once every 15-30 seconds. Iv seen these things fired so fast that a second strider was on its way before the first even hit the player

Keep_Door · August 2017

DocFrost72 wrote: »

Keep_Door wrote: »

Lmao the amount of people who have no sense of sarcasm is why threads like these will keep popping up. Gave me some good laughs.

#spottheb8m8

I picked up on it while reading, but saw your name and said "dude ain't no potato." Staggeringly oblivious, some posts here.

Also, Kash/Tim/Cuddles the Stegasaurus says hi.

@DocFrost72 wait did we play together? It must have been on xbox thats the only time i was keep door while playing. Sorry i have a crap memory and i recently made the switch to pc.

IcyDeadPeople · August 2017

SanTii.92 wrote: »

IcyDeadPeople wrote: »

I'd say that healing ultimate is a little too cheap at 75 ulti cost.

the healing ulti is bugged currently. It always restores 20 ulti regardless of hp values, so it's definetly being casted more than it should.

Ah, wondered why it seems almost spammable. Do you know if devs announced any fix planned for next patch?

apostate9 · August 2017

rynth wrote: »

Keep_Door wrote: »

There i was silently waiting in front of a DC keep getting ready to gank. My vipers set ready to proc my selenes tank was full. I see a warden walk out the door and ambush the crap out of him.......

To my dismay all my procs went off yet he is still standing..... he pops his healing ult and goes om the offensive. He must have been wearing the poor mans gear with impen pffft thats basically exploiting in its own right ....So i pop shuffle and and start dodge rolling away. I have built my NB around escaping theougb dodge roll and shuffle with well fitted on al my armor....

This exploiting cheap unfair jerk of a warden used the one ability in the game that can hit me through all my dodges..... cliff racer ... seriously before morrowind i could dodge basically anything , i would always escape. My rolldodhe spam procblade was basically untouchable.

Wardens need a nerf ... not just cliff racer the whole class just nerf it. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!

Nerd rage!!! if you are leaving can you not post it and just leave

Do you hear that sound, overhead?

That is the sound of this post flying over.

apostate9 · August 2017

Sunah wrote: »

Just nerf cliff racer... I dont even pvp and all the crap i see on the forums makes me already know its a *** skill.

And....no.

BTW, you completely missed the point. Go back to killing AIs.

Ojustaboo · August 2017

Giles.floydub17_ESO wrote: »

rynth wrote: »

Keep_Door wrote: »

There i was silently waiting in front of a DC keep getting ready to gank. My vipers set ready to proc my selenes tank was full. I see a warden walk out the door and ambush the crap out of him.......

To my dismay all my procs went off yet he is still standing..... he pops his healing ult and goes om the offensive. He must have been wearing the poor mans gear with impen pffft thats basically exploiting in its own right ....So i pop shuffle and and start dodge rolling away. I have built my NB around escaping theougb dodge roll and shuffle with well fitted on al my armor....

This exploiting cheap unfair jerk of a warden used the one ability in the game that can hit me through all my dodges..... cliff racer ... seriously before morrowind i could dodge basically anything , i would always escape. My rolldodhe spam procblade was basically untouchable.

Wardens need a nerf ... not just cliff racer the whole class just nerf it. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!

Nerd rage!!! if you are leaving can you not post it and just leave

I kinda took the OP as meant in jest.

He must have been wearing the poor mans gear with impen pffft thats basically exploiting in its own right

That was the biggest clue.

Yep it amazes me at how so many lack the slightest sense of humour on here.

I made a joke comment recently, couldn't believe the seriousness some people took it.

read post 7, my post 9, and replies to my post, posts 10, 11, 26,

In post 32 I thought I'd see if people would get I was joking by adding the only bit I missed off my original post.
And got post 36 and 40 in response.

See thread here

https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/359731/thank-you-for-being-an-eso-plus-member/p1

Ghost-Shot · August 2017

Decent troll, 8/10.

Rikkof · August 2017

troll, like otehr nb's on these boards
most nerf threads come from nb's, i wonder what age population play that class
NB is the strongest class in pvp, nothign even come close in 1v1 with nb

Morbash · August 2017

RodneyRegis wrote: »

A lot of posters have fallen into the sarchasm here.

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Acrolas · August 2017

Truthful or not, the line of thinking in the OP is exactly why there are DDoS attacks in 'competitive' games in the first place.

And then you tell them it's just a game. And then you get threads debating that. That is actually a thing apparently.
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749187121

Rowjoh · August 2017

I'm running a glass-cannon stam nb with 11k health - that's only 16k in Cyrodiil ! ,all medium armour, all divines.

I'm your average player running a hard hitting but extremely vulnerable set-up yet I can cloak, block or roll dodge out of Cliff Racer and most other offensive attacks with ease.

So if I can do it anyone can!