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This Don't Pertain To ESO, But Could This Be Implemented AS A Quest? (Warning Involves Animals)

Serjustin19
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I hope I won't get in trouble but I want to share a story, but to keep it on ESO topic. I'll write it different, it's based of a true story. (Sadly it involves animals getting drunk, but all well afterward) I was wondering could this incident, be a quest of sorts?

It also turns out other wild life had this happened to them to sadly, according to this link. But could this a possible quest to be in ESO? I also don't want to considerd mean. But I just wanted to share of what happened to me and make others aware that it does happen. Not only to me but to others and including this poor moose. I'm also animal lover.

Link: http://metro.co.uk/2011/09/07/drunk-moose-stuck-up-tree-after-snaffling-too-many-apples-141796/





The Case of The Pigs and Fermented Fruit

There once a dark haired green eyed Wood Elf, named Bob The Wielder, who lived on a 13 acre farm. Bob The Weilder had pigs, This was Bob The Weilder's first time having pigs. Bob The Weilder loved pigs especialy his friend, Lion The Bald.

Despite Lion The Bald's name, don't let her name fool you. She a auborn haired, blue eyed with a speckle of red in eye. Half Nord and Half Imperial hailed from Cyrodill, came to love Bob The Weilder; whom loved his pigs way more.

One day Bob The Wielder had a lot of fermented fruit, it reeked his house very much. Bob The Weilder got tired of the smell and since it was first time having pigs, Bob The Weilder gave the fermented fruit to the pigs.


Bob The Wielder than left and went inside his house. Suddenly came a mighty roar a scream so loud, out bolted Bob The Wielder in a hurried flash whom in turned accidentaly hit Lion The Bald's head.

Down fell our Bob the Wielder, with a clang a clash. Up came Bob The Wielder covered with flour with sprinkles of wild flower "What happened" asked Bob the Wielder.


"What happened, what happened, What do you mean what happened? What happened to you, you mean? That's all you could say? Go check out the pigs!" Wailed Lion The Bald unintentionally.

Up came Bob The Wielder with a little headache, went to the pigs are. Then he opened his eyes wide with dismay, "are they, are they..." whispered Bob the Wielder.

"No, if that's what your asking but they are alive" whispered Lion The Bald with smooth tone. But this nice Kajiit named Edward The Baker, luckily stopped by whom watched you in horror dumping the fermented fruit in pig pin.

Whom in turn got me, but Edward The Baker confirmed that the pigs would Be All right. They just have to sleep it off and are really drunk from the fermented fruit." "Drunk" cried in horror, how can that be? How is that possible, I have learnt my lesson I will never do that again" said Bob The Wielder.

The End.





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  • Acrolas
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    Ehhh...

    You're comparing a wild animal eating rotting fruit to survive to domestic livestock which is often fed fermented foods as they have been shown to increase the animal's weight in a far more natural way.

    In a way, both instances already would exist in the game, especially around late fall and into winter.
    signing off
  • skywarnmc27
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    A couple years ago there was a couple Moose, do not remember where that were drunk from eating fermented fruit. The moose were stumbling around in the road, and in peoples yards. When you said "warning involves animals" I was thinking something Idiot Red...necks do in my neck of the woods. (Why is red...neck blocked)
    Edited by skywarnmc27 on July 30, 2017 6:47PM
  • SydneyGrey
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    There is a quest that's similar. I forget which area the quest is in, but it involves subduing some timber mammoths that had gotten drunk eating something fermented.
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