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ZOS... you need to get new hamsters for your servers. This is ridiculous.

Kulizma
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This entire event has been nothing but complete frustration for most players. I don't understand how you manage to NOT secure everything to make sure it can handle the amount of traffic before releasing a new event.

Just now the server dropped my whole group in IC, and I know it wasn't just us because every single one of my guild chats was going nuts. Got logged out with high ping, then we logged back in and tried to enter the sewer to bank our stones and all got booted out to login screen saying we didnt have a valid connection. Restarded client because it wouldn't log in otherwise, get back to base and before I could finish selling junk and banking stones another massive lag spike followed by kick to login screen.

Not to mention the hundreds of bugs and broken systems in the game like the queue system. With the state the game is in now you would think there were only 3 employees maintaining the whole game...
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  • Kulizma
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    I guess the event really stands up to its name.
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  • Vapirko
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    Kulizma wrote: »
    I guess the event really stands up to its name.

    Lol. Also is "restarded" a mix of restarted and retar-ded? Because that works really well in combination with this game. But yeah, it sucks. Compounded by bad nodes.
    Edited by Vapirko on July 28, 2017 7:44AM
  • Kulizma
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    Vapirko wrote: »
    Lol. Also is "restarded" a mix of restarted and retar-ded? Because that works really well in combination with this game. But yeah, it sucks. Compounded by bad nodes.


    Lol yup... pretty much sums up the problems of this game in one typo
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  • xSkullfox
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    Who calls ZOS mustarded ^^
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  • SantieClaws
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    Perhaps also consider upgrading to a less sleepy form of small mammal yes?

    A chinchilla, a large guinea pig or even perhaps one of those giant rabbits might work.

    Alternatively have you considered using a different brand of sunflower seed?

    Yours with paws
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  • Kulizma
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    Perhaps also consider upgrading to a less sleepy form of small mammal yes?

    A chinchilla, a large guinea pig or even perhaps one of those giant rabbits might work.

    Alternatively have you considered using a different brand of sunflower seed?

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    I was thinking something bigger and faster... but a giant rabbit will surely be better than the hamsters they are using now. They should probably switch to Ranch flavored seeds as well... those should do the trick.
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  • twev
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    Kulizma wrote: »
    I guess the event really stands up to its name.

    Think of it as an endurance test, and see if that feels any better?

    :D
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  • Banana
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    Id like to drive a bulldozer through the server room
  • Fherrit
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    Just a little tip to pass on to Mr. Firor, when you're bragging about copies sold and all that, be sure to take at least 1/3 of your profits to reinvest in the business, you know, stuff like hire additional staff, invest in hardware, and some CS agents. Especially if you want to be considered a AAA MMO and stand up to the likes of Arenanet, SquareEnix, and Blizzard (even Trion has reliable connections and they're definitely on a shoestring budget).

    So far my experience with the game being a new player going into their 2nd month of a sub has been
    • broken dungeon finder
    • broken battle grounds
    • broken pvp event
    • repeated encounters with Error 200, 108 and very long delays from CS (heck getting forum access was 8 days)
    • regular lag drops during evening hours (days is fine but evenings is a regular occurrence)
    • , , , and now servers crashing.
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    Definitely some good to the game since when i experimented with it back in 2014 but these sorts of issues make me wonder if your financing model isn't failing you after all. :/
  • bottleofsyrup
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    They should use capybaras.
    Perhaps also consider upgrading to a less sleepy form of small mammal yes?

    A chinchilla, a large guinea pig or even perhaps one of those giant rabbits might work.

    Alternatively have you considered using a different brand of sunflower seed?

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Or some senche-tigers.
  • ccfeeling
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    I think they better find a 3rd party server solution company to solve these issues :s
  • agegarton
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    Molag Bal doesn't have these problems. You want to know why......? Daedrats.

    He stop using *** hamsters years ago. Switched it up to daedrat power, and his big fat anchor machine has been on overdrive ever since. C'mon you guys at Zenni. Get yourself a few daedrats!!
  • Feanor
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    twev wrote: »
    Kulizma wrote: »
    I guess the event really stands up to its name.

    Think of it as an endurance test, and see if that feels any better?

    :D

    Ah. There we have it. The hamsters wear the endurance set as they couldn't grind something better. It sucks in the game as well.
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  • GreyWolf_79
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    twev wrote: »
    Kulizma wrote: »
    I guess the event really stands up to its name.

    Think of it as an endurance test, and see if that feels any better?

    :D

    Guessing they forgot that they nerfed sustain, and maybe they also forgot to take their food buffs. Silly hamsters. They should have respecced for magicka.
  • MarzAttakz
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    Alternatively have you considered using a different brand of sunflower seed?

    @SantieClaws

    Santie, it disturbs me that you so intimately know the food of choice for said rodent, are you breeding them for personal consumption?

    P.S> Nothing worse than cleaning up those husks.

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  • SantieClaws
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    MarzAttakz wrote: »
    Alternatively have you considered using a different brand of sunflower seed?

    @SantieClaws

    Santie, it disturbs me that you so intimately know the food of choice for said rodent, are you breeding them for personal consumption?

    P.S> Nothing worse than cleaning up those husks.


    Ah the wise hunter she always observes yes.

    The sunflower seeds are the chosen delight of many species yes. Usually chosen over many other foods which may also be on offer.

    Yours with paws
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