No, don´t mind me, your story is good and I liked it, read all of it.
It is just for my taste a bit to much self-congratulation, and to be honest I have 2 chars in EP
Just no chars in AD, although there I once started in the open-beta....
But my char stuck somewhere in the beginning and ZOS could not release it for weeks, and when they finally got it, I was already in love with DC and there I stayed, my EP chars now function as Crafter and banker, and they those both functions very well. And AD char was deleted.
But the layout I liked most, well done!