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My *innocent* trolling in zone chat. I can't stop doing it, it's hilarious. I do this in diff zones

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  • Trinity_Is_My_Name
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    LOL!
  • Iselin
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    Yeah... that's right down there with the "Is your refrigerator running?" joke.

    At least you make yourself laugh.
  • Blacksmoke
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    Ha...? Ha....? Ha....?
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  • Krayzie
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    This is not trolling, this is a weird kid trying to get attention...


    sad, not funny
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  • CMFan1966
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    Thank you for making me realize how truly old I really am. :s

    They really need a face palm emoji on this forum.
  • Korah_Eaglecry
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    Is this the forums version of you exposing yourself in public?
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  • Enslaved
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    *** poor effort. You must do better, op.
  • TheRealPotoroo
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    Megabear wrote: »
    Here's a clip of Andy Kaufman if you aren't familiar with this guy. He's THE original troll.
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  • Wrubius_Coronaria
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    Megabear wrote: »
    So what I do is start by saying,

    Me: Guys, I need help.

    This sort of interrupts whatever zone chat that's happening at given time. Then I follow up with,

    Me: My tail is too heavy, would someone lift it for me please?

    I wait a bit for below at this point:

    Zone: *Silence*
    Whisper: I can help you
    Zone: (Hesitant variations of "sure I can help" or a cautious question in relation to the tail or my gender)

    Then bam, I hit the zone chat with:

    Me: Oh, my tail is frontal by the way.

    Zone response: WTF, I was afraid of this, etc.

    My response in reality: LOL

    Thanks for reading, just wanted to share this with you.

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  • TARAFRAKA
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    CyrusArya wrote: »
    Zonechat in stonefalls is legitimately the most hilarious thing in eso cus of the critical mass of stupid mindless zone chat trolls. Literally every time I go there, there's always the most intense and passionate debate raging about the most ridiculous and inappropriate topics. The last I recall was a heated forum on the rights of transgender people.

    This made me giggle more than it should have
  • altemriel
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    Megabear wrote: »
    So what I do is start by saying,

    Me: Guys, I need help.

    This sort of interrupts whatever zone chat that's happening at given time. Then I follow up with,

    Me: My tail is too heavy, would someone lift it for me please?

    I wait a bit for below at this point:

    Zone: *Silence*
    Whisper: I can help you
    Zone: (Hesitant variations of "sure I can help" or a cautious question in relation to the tail or my gender)

    Then bam, I hit the zone chat with:

    Me: Oh, my tail is frontal by the way.

    Zone response: WTF, I was afraid of this, etc.

    My response in reality: LOL

    Thanks for reading, just wanted to share this with you.




    not so funny a bit pervert, hmmm, frontal tail, hmm...ok...nevermind.... :smiley:


  • Carter_DC
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    who actually calls that "trolling" ?
    that's just barely clever for a middle schooler...
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  • ThePrinceOfBargains
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    I went into this topic expecting something clever at least. Was sorely disappointed. Crude humor is fine, but this is just so generic and unfunny. I have trouble believing anyone over the age 16 would actually react to the punchline much beyond a mildly confused "ok..."
  • supaskrub
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    Early stages of online grooming often begin with subtle sexual references thinly disguised as humour to gauge reactions and to give the want to be groomer a "get out clause" because in the "groomers" eyes it was just a joke, there was nothing meant by it", until they find a weak link in a strangers character that they can take advantage of.

    After all ESO is a very popular MMO but that doesn't mean that it won't have the same issues lurking deeply that are associated with social media platforms etc. I find it a little disturbing if I'm honest and far from agree that is funny.
    Edited by supaskrub on July 15, 2017 11:25AM
  • Turelus
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    Mashille wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    I stopped being 12 quite a while ago... the world is very different now.

    Now you see that's seems quite odd to me because, as a man, the older I get, the younger I seem to become
    I just seem to become more cynical and grumpy. :confused:
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  • Voxicity
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    I didn't find that funny at all :/ sorry
  • Turelus
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    Voxicity wrote: »
    I didn't find that funny at all :/ sorry
    Stop posting things I agree with. It's getting weird now.
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  • Buffler
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    Anlace wrote: »
    Stop doing that. You're the reason people can't get help with WBs and stuff, we've all turned off zone chat to get away from you.

    Why do you need help with wrecking blows?
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    It's cheaper than getting drunk at least, although you seem to be naturally inebriated anyway.
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  • nursingninja
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    I don't think he is talking about a literal tail.
  • bebynnag
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    is anyone else concerned for OP's wife?
  • KochDerDamonen
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    ITT: people who get salty over two lines of words, lol...

    'waah waah, I can't get /reeeal/ help because le troll posts make the chat move /oh soooo/ fast, my message is burried. Woe is me. :('

    Get a funny bone, people
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  • invo261
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    Last time I asked something in Zone chat, people started telling me Khajiit makes great slaves xD
  • AhPook_Is_Here
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    Here comes Zone to save the day!

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  • Belidos
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    Megabear wrote: »
    Here's a clip of Andy Kaufman if you aren't familiar with this guy. He's THE original troll.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wUe5aEwHM

    This one's better, he totally trolls Letterman:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p0sr2BejUk

  • Davor
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    Enemy-of-Coldharbour wrote: »
    This is exactly why I keep zone chat turned off...

    How do you do that? I can't find the option on PC to turn it off like on Xbox One.

    Also to the OP, what if someone agreed to help? :P
    Edited by Davor on July 16, 2017 2:07PM
    Not my quote but I love this saying

    "I would pay It for support. But since they choosed we are just numbers and not customers, i dont mind if game and zos goes to oblivion"
  • Anlace
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    Buffler wrote: »
    Anlace wrote: »
    Stop doing that. You're the reason people can't get help with WBs and stuff, we've all turned off zone chat to get away from you.

    Why do you need help with wrecking blows?

    I lose track of the big guy with his big sword and forget to block. So embarrassing.
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  • Tandor
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    puffytheslayer wrote: »
    is anyone else concerned for OP's wife?

    I'm not sure about that part, he doesn't come across as remotely old enough to have one.
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    KochDerDamonen wrote: »
    ITT: people who get salty over two lines of words, lol...

    'waah waah, I can't get /reeeal/ help because le troll posts make the chat move /oh soooo/ fast, my message is burried. Woe is me. :('

    Get a funny bone, people

    The thing is, it's possibly funny if you are a 10 year old child.

    Most of us who play the game are adults who grew out of that years (if not decades) ago, so I'm very sorry that I don't show the appreciation for the tired joke that is going on here. I've outgrown it. Try to do the same.
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