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What is the most hilarious thing you have experienced lately?
Koensol
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What the title said. Mine is being t-bagged and being whispered "l2p u nub" in pvp after I was soul assaulted by a guy, when I had no magicka left to cloak and low on stam because I just got out of a fight against 2 EP. Man that killed me.
Now I wanna hear your stories.
Now I wanna hear your stories.
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Prof_Bawbag✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Being told from a GM I'm blacklisted from a number of guilds due to me leaving another guild. Think about it for a minute. It's a game and is akin to a 10 year old kid telling another kid that he's being excluded from the game because it's his ball. The maturity of some adults in-game never ceases to amaze me.9 -
Beardimus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Wiping out an enemy BG team using Overload, otherwise generally useless in PvP but i think i faced team potatoe of spud land, which im normally captain of.Xbox One | EU | EP
Beardimus : VR16 Dunmer MagSorc [RIP MagDW 2015-2018]
Emperor of Sotha Sil 02-2018 & Sheogorath 05-2019
1st Emperor of RavenwatchAlts - - for the Lolz
Archimus : Bosmer Thief / Archer / Werewolf
Orcimus : Fat drunk Orc battlefield 1st aider
Scalimus - Argonian Sorc Healer / Pet master
Fighting small scale with : The SAXON Guild
Fighting with [PvP] : The Undaunted Wolves
Trading Guilds : TradersOfNirn | FourSquareTraders
Xbox One | NA | EP
Bëardimus : L43 Dunmer Magsorc / BG
Heals-With-Pets : VR16 Argonian Sorc PvP / BG Healer
Nordimus : VR16 Stamsorc
Beardimus le 13iem : L30 Dunmer Magsorc Icereach4 -
Stovahkiin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Well, it isn't really hilarious, but still cool. A couple days ago we (AD) defended our last emp keep for hours against both DC and AD.
It was just an huge onslaught with a few minute long breaks here and there. There were a ton of people defending and attacking, and surprisingly there were few issues with lag at the time. I think that event really epitomized what Zeni was going for with the AvAvA PvP style.
(Actually, it was kinda hilarious because we kept getting boatloads of AP from the EP and DC who just kept smashing their heads into our keep)Edited by Stovahkiin on July 15, 2017 5:04PMBeware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!1 -
JuniperbmgSoul ShrivenProf_Bawbag wrote: »Being told from a GM I'm blacklisted from a number of guilds due to me leaving another guild. Think about it for a minute. It's a game and is akin to a 10 year old kid telling another kid that he's being excluded from the game because it's his ball. The maturity of some adults in-game never ceases to amaze me.
Good thing there are literally thousands of other guilds, and besides, not like it will realistically make it harder to join the other guilds that person was talking about. I'm curious to hear what guild this was, pm me if you don't want to post it please.Juni
Magblade in the streets, stamblade in the sheets.
Guild Master - Pacrooti's Hirelings PC/NA0 -
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✭✭✭Juniperbmg wrote: »Prof_Bawbag wrote: »Being told from a GM I'm blacklisted from a number of guilds due to me leaving another guild. Think about it for a minute. It's a game and is akin to a 10 year old kid telling another kid that he's being excluded from the game because it's his ball. The maturity of some adults in-game never ceases to amaze me.
Good thing there are literally thousands of other guilds, and besides, not like it will realistically make it harder to join the other guilds that person was talking about. I'm curious to hear what guild this was, pm me if you don't want to post it please.
It's a PS4 EU guild (or alliance as the case may be). It hasn't hindered me because there are plenty of more guilds. Some people just revert to being kids. The best part is, once the servers get switched off, they'll be left with nothing other than themselves again for company.1 -
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✭People erping at the freaking voucher npc...
People erping at the freaking guild traders in mournhold...
Battlegrounds, we just killed one of the teams when a guy from the 3rd team runs into us and starts teabagging the dead people. He died 1 second later.
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✭✭✭✭✭Bg's queue broke
Attempt fix 1 fail
Attempt fix 2 successful, breaks deathmatch the only game mode people like
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Current CP : 756+
I have every character level 50, both a magicka and stamina version.
RIP my effort to get 5x v16 characters...1 -
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✭Recently pug'd a Spindle pledge where the DPS nearly failed the Bloodspawn cave-in mechanic. They managed to down him on the last ground pound.0 -
VampiricByNature✭✭✭✭I don't have auto-decline on for duels. I often help my friends practice their dps as a *moving dummy* because I am a healer.
Someone at a wayshrine demanded I duel him. I warned him that I was just a pve healer and that he would have a hard time bc I have a high chance of not dying to a PvP mag build. He wouldn't let up, saying I was scared and I sucked... so finally I accepted...
He gave me all he had. I stood in his aoe. I teabagged the air. After a good five minutes I typed "hold on, gotta eat food".
He ran away.
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✭✭I was doing vWGT with a guildy and two pugs. The pugs were great, but my guildmate died on every boss fight repeatedly and on I'd say every 5th trash pull? Anywho, we get to planar inhibitor and every time the game chose him to take out the portals//rifts we (no surprise) were overwhelmed.
So, being the good guildmate that I was, I whispered him to ask him what his set up was. He took great offense to this telling me to drop the attitude, I told him I'd drop the attitude when he stopped dropping the ball and gave him a few suggestions on how to take out the rifts. A couple more attempts, a couple more wipes, the group falls apart.
Now I know he had taken offense to my getting (reasonably) irritated so I whispered him to apologize, and he shoved that apology right back in my face! Not just that but I got banned from guild chat because turns out he was an admin! Kids who can't do content and can't take criticism make me giggle, especially when they abuse their power."Your mistake is you begged for your life, not for mercy. I will show you there are many fates worse than death."
Para Nostram
Bosmer Sorceress
Witch of Evermore
"Death is a privilege that can be denied by it's learned scholars."
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The_Smilemeister✭✭✭✭✭The funniest thing I've seen today is someone make a post apparently bragging about his achievements only to delete his post and change the title to 'Ignore'. It's like what's the f**king point of that?3
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Erris✭✭✭I have a stray kitty who has adopted me... I call him Sweetroll because he sort of invited himself into my house and steals my sweetrolls like a little Khajiit thief (well, ok, he eats a bowl of cat food I put down)... and because he's sweet and he likes to roll.
Anyway, he tends to bring geckos into the house, and I spend a lot of time chasing them around and catching them to release back outside. Well the other night he brought one in while I was playing ESO, and I happened to spot him in the hall with it and yelled, "Did you bring another Argonian in?!?" :O And then it dawned on me that it was real life, whoops. I'm dreading the day where I tell people in real life that "my Khajiit brings me Argonians all the time" and have them look at me like I'm insane.9 -
Minyassa✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭My friend and I had just turned in a quest, and were by a small collection of a couple of named NPCs and one generic dockworker. Someone came up and murdered the dockworker, right in front of the other NPCs, so this one NPC calls him out on it. He crouched, went behind the NPC that had just scolded him, and I guess she was unkillable because he crawled around there for a few seconds looking for a position. This NPC facepalmed. My friend and I lost it. I think probably the facepalm was just built into her regular routine, but the timing was SO PERFECT! She was a Khajiit, too, so we decided she was just really unimpressed with his clumsy public crime technique. "If you are going to commit a crime at least try to be stealthy. This one is embarrassed for you."6 -
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✭✭My guildhouse is a deathtrap of floating platforms and flying rugs that may or may not be safe to land on.4 -
Anlace✭✭✭I got hit with petrify + bats + nova + dizzying swing in Cyrodiil today. I assume it was lack of group coordination rather than me being especially irritating, but it was funny. They killed me A LOT.
Templar - Warden - Sorc
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✭someone in zonechat last night getting upset that they dont have any gold gear.... 20 min after giving 4 D/wax & 3 rosin away to complete strangers for free!0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Battlegrounds, we just killed one of the teams when a guy from the 3rd team runs into us and starts teabagging the dead people. He died 1 second later.
Lol, probably me. When I'm in a 2v2v4 and the 4 are pwning it i just start bagging, its pretty impossible task to do much else. Which you could reach out to the other 2 some how for a parlay
Xbox One | EU | EP
Beardimus : VR16 Dunmer MagSorc [RIP MagDW 2015-2018]
Emperor of Sotha Sil 02-2018 & Sheogorath 05-2019
1st Emperor of RavenwatchAlts - - for the Lolz
Archimus : Bosmer Thief / Archer / Werewolf
Orcimus : Fat drunk Orc battlefield 1st aider
Scalimus - Argonian Sorc Healer / Pet master
Fighting small scale with : The SAXON Guild
Fighting with [PvP] : The Undaunted Wolves
Trading Guilds : TradersOfNirn | FourSquareTraders
Xbox One | NA | EP
Bëardimus : L43 Dunmer Magsorc / BG
Heals-With-Pets : VR16 Argonian Sorc PvP / BG Healer
Nordimus : VR16 Stamsorc
Beardimus le 13iem : L30 Dunmer Magsorc Icereach1 -
AdicusDio✭✭✭Went straight-up fisticuffs (remove weapons from both bars) and agro'd civilians into fist fights and let the Daedroth monster helm add chase after them while feared. Pretty funny in a world w/o much humor.
After awhile, I was agroing Grahtwood guards into lightweight trap, then fearing them to make an escape. Or vamp drain then fear them. Inner fire and Duneripper, etc.
Was all fun and games until I hit 54k bounty and no one in the overworld will talk to my npc 
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AdicusDio✭✭✭BTW, bank your gold if you try that so the guards won't take it and plan ahead as even with the passives unlocked, it'll take forever to get that amount down..... but worth the fun!0
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✭✭✭✭OpponentSmile66 wrote: »The funniest thing I've seen today is someone make a post apparently bragging about his achievements only to delete his post and change the title to 'Ignore'. It's like what's the f**king point of that?
Not bragging about my achievements, but other people rubbing theirs in people's faces. I was being an idiot however, completely forgot about my signature (I can't see it on mobile), and not thinking things through all the way. I'll own up to my stupidity there."Buzz Lightyear toy isle shot" Stormcalling/Animal Companions/Assassination PVP build hater
Bring Back Pure Class Build Power1 -
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✭✭✭✭Sorry, seems it got double posted by accident!Edited by WuffyCerulei on July 16, 2017 10:37AM"Buzz Lightyear toy isle shot" Stormcalling/Animal Companions/Assassination PVP build hater
Bring Back Pure Class Build Power0 -
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✭First time I've played in over a month today... I decided to Pvp on my stamblade who happens to be a vampire.
I decided to mix things up and use the bat ultimate... which worked really well especially when outnumbered.Xbox one EU
8 Flawless conquerors on all class specs (4 stam, 4 magicka)
Doesn't stand in red0
