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Banned until January 1970? o_O

  • Shardan4968
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    I'm here for memes.
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  • MyKillv2.0
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    W0lf_z13 wrote: »
    awwww... i went to @ZOS_GinaBruno 's profile hoping to see it on her's too .... alas .... its only us peasants who got the ban hammer stamp

    fwiw when I visit my own profile, it shows that I'm banned too :disappointed:

    Be honest, this glitch is Wrob's revenge on the world for making him wear pants a couple times a year.
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    Wolfkeks wrote: »
    Well, looks like you broke the forum :D

    Dammit! does that mean we have to play the game instead?
    Minalan owes me a beer.

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  • Dagoth_Rac
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    January 1st, 1970 has a special meaning at a low level. A lot of systems store dates as number of days since 1/1/1970. So if a date field is accidentally not populated and left at 0, it will be calculated on the fly as 1/1/1970 + 0 days = 1/1/1970.

    I have actually worked with a language where dates are stored internally as an integer offset from the birthday of one of the earliest employees!
  • Marabornwingrion
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    Damn, that was one of the funniest recent bugs :cry:
  • W0lf_z13
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    Astrid_V wrote: »
    Damn, that was one of the funniest recent bugs :cry:

    agreed ... gave me a good laugh while being at work
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  • Nebthet78
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    Did @Wrobel get miffed that we blame him for all the bad combat decisions and decide to ban everyone?
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  • Waffennacht
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    I didn't get banned :(
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  • Turelus
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    I didn't get banned :(
    Yet.
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  • andreasv
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    Dagoth_Rac wrote: »
    January 1st, 1970 has a special meaning at a low level. A lot of systems store dates as number of days since 1/1/1970. So if a date field is accidentally not populated and left at 0, it will be calculated on the fly as 1/1/1970 + 0 days = 1/1/1970.

    I have actually worked with a language where dates are stored internally as an integer offset from the birthday of one of the earliest employees!

    I think I've found Buzz Killington's ESO profile ;)
  • Rouven
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    I totally missed this and I too would have liked to be banned to a time before the internet was what it is today. I don't even think AOL was an option back then? :D

    Ban me nao like it's 1970!
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  • CardboardedBox
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    Huh....I didn't know eso was around for that long. Must have went under the radar during the pong craze.
  • Feanor
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    Next: Banned until January 1st 2070. Get the popcorn ready.
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  • ZOS_CoriJ
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    Kodrac wrote: »
    If we're all banned what will BillE do now?

    Well, clearly Bill, Antonio, and the gang will all just go on a vacation. If I was free from monitoring these forums, I'd celebrate too.

    Oh how I can dream.
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  • Turelus
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    ZOS_CoriJ wrote: »
    Kodrac wrote: »
    If we're all banned what will BillE do now?

    Well, clearly Bill, Antonio, and the gang will all just go on a vacation. If I was free from monitoring these forums, I'd celebrate too.

    Oh how I can dream.
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    Awww. :(

    You mods do a great job, and need some love. Maybe a Go Fund Me for ZOS Mod holiday?
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  • Nermy
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    Now I feel bad I haven't been banned... :(
    Edited by Nermy on July 7, 2017 5:41PM
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  • Turelus
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    Nermy wrote: »
    Now I feel bad I haven't been banned... :(
    @Nermy can I have Admin on Wabbajack TS? I think I can make you feel special as well. :naughty:
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  • Nermy
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Nermy wrote: »
    Now I feel bad I haven't been banned... :(
    @Nermy can I have Admin on Wabbajack TS? I think I can make you feel special as well. :naughty:

    How would I hear your dulcet tones again if I was banned from my own TS? :p
    @Nermy
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  • Turelus
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    Nermy wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    Nermy wrote: »
    Now I feel bad I haven't been banned... :(
    @Nermy can I have Admin on Wabbajack TS? I think I can make you feel special as well. :naughty:

    How would I hear your dulcet tones again if I was banned from my own TS? :p
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic

    Okay I need to stop trash posting in this thread soon. :sweat_smile:
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  • Nermy
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Okay I need to stop trash posting in this thread soon. :sweat_smile:

    Ruin your forum rep? ;)
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  • Zaldan
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    Dantaria wrote: »
    Erm... Why do I see that in my profile?

    BANNED.png

    EDIT: Oh, I can also post! So I'm not banned! I'm... very confused right now :D

    well there is a theory time is circular ;)
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  • Zaldan
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    Hmm...I have it also...and I'm an angel. o:)

    yeah but so was the other guy >:)
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  • W0lf_z13
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    there should be a new forum achievement in honor of the banned til 1970 hiccup! :D@ZOS_GinaBruno :D
    Edited by W0lf_z13 on July 7, 2017 6:24PM
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  • Zaldan
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    Er... we're on it.

    $_1.JPG

    no problem, we're used to this kinda thing around here :p
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  • Turelus
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    W0lf_z13 wrote: »
    there should be a new forum achievement in honor of the banned til 1970 hiccup! :D

    THIS
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  • Nermy
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    Turelus wrote: »
    W0lf_z13 wrote: »
    there should be a new forum achievement in honor of the banned til 1970 hiccup! :D

    THIS

    Agreed! Make me want to be banned even MOAR until Jan 1970 too!


    The weird thing for me is, I was born in Jan 1970... :/
    Edited by Nermy on July 7, 2017 6:16PM
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  • Zaldan
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    Streega wrote: »
    W0lf_z13 wrote: »
    awwww... i went to @ZOS_GinaBruno 's profile hoping to see it on her's too .... alas .... its only us peasants who got the ban hammer stamp

    fwiw when I visit my own profile, it shows that I'm banned too :disappointed:

    Yup, this is the end. Time to pack my pixels and try that WoW game everybody is talking about. It was an honour lagging with y'all, citizens of Tamriel *salute*

    leaving posts aren't allowed, ban ... oh wait
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  • Gilvoth
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    i have the same thing on my page as well, im not sure why.
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    Nermy wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    W0lf_z13 wrote: »
    there should be a new forum achievement in honor of the banned til 1970 hiccup! :D

    THIS

    Agreed! Make me want to be banned even MOAR until Jan 1970 too!


    The weird thing for me is, I was born in Jan 1970... :/
    Clearly that's why you were not banned then.
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  • Stovahkiin
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    They banned me before I was born? Wtf Zeni, you got something against fetuses?
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