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That sound..
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I Just started playing ESO again a couple days ago and jumped into PvP this evening for the first time since coming back.
So there I was, just minding my own business in Cyrodiil, when I heard the strangest sound! I stood there for a moment and thought to myself, "What in Molag Bal's stinky back pocket was that??" And then.. it hit me. A glowing cliff racer crash landed into the back of my skull!
At first, I couldn't comprehend why such a "gentle creature" would do such a brutal thing to me. It wasn't until I turned around that I saw it.... a warden, covered from head to toe in glitter and sparkles!
I had heard the stories, but they failed to prepare me for the grotesque, undodgable boogieman that is the Sparkle Warden. In my moment of shock, I was pulverized by a wave of animal parts and sparkle dust. Heed my warning adventurer, for the Warden is a slightly above average opponent to be feared.
Edited by Stovahkiin on July 7, 2017 4:21AM So there I was, just minding my own business in Cyrodiil, when I heard the strangest sound! I stood there for a moment and thought to myself, "What in Molag Bal's stinky back pocket was that??" And then.. it hit me. A glowing cliff racer crash landed into the back of my skull!
At first, I couldn't comprehend why such a "gentle creature" would do such a brutal thing to me. It wasn't until I turned around that I saw it.... a warden, covered from head to toe in glitter and sparkles!
I had heard the stories, but they failed to prepare me for the grotesque, undodgable boogieman that is the Sparkle Warden. In my moment of shock, I was pulverized by a wave of animal parts and sparkle dust. Heed my warning adventurer, for the Warden is a slightly above average opponent to be feared.
Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!
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Rahotu✭✭✭I recommend a bicycle helmet with zip ties poking out from all around it,the cliff racer will be pacified and the warden will have to take his bear to steal some pikinik baskets b4 it's hunger gets his owner on the dinner menu2 -
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✭✭I recommend a bicycle helmet with zip ties poking out from all around it,the cliff racer will be pacified and the warden will have to take his bear to steal some pikinik baskets b4 it's hunger gets his owner on the dinner menu
Hmm, this one might work.
It should also protect me from ornery chickens!Edited by Stovahkiin on July 7, 2017 4:59AMBeware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!0
