Favorite New Hireling Message So Far

kargen27 · June 2017

My all time favorite is the one about molasses from the early batch of messages. Close 2nd though with this more recent message.

"Zucci is no bigot, but he thinks Argonians are the most pernicious race of odious vermin that the Divines ever suffered to crawl upon the face of Nirn. But to their great credit, at least they aren't Nords."

starkerealm · June 2017

Which is actually a call back to one of Gavin's messages.

"I hope someday we'll all be able to put away our fears and prejudices, and just make fun of Nords. (Delivery enclosed.)"

driosketch · June 2017

I like a few of the new provisoner hireling.

Paraphrased from memory:
"We take our children everywhere. How they find their way back I don't know.
-and-
"I found out some argonians do not like it when you poke them with a stick. Also, that you can find out which ones by poking them with a stick."

Unfortunately, I think he spends too many messages hating people in general, including me. I don't have a single message from the enchanter hireling(s), but I think they have the better story overall of the new generation.

kargen27 · June 2017

Yeah the poke with a stick one had me laughing. Also the one about the young ones threatening to leave home is what keeps him going.

And Granny is beginning to grow on me.

AzraelKrieg · June 2017

Anything to do with Urbek and him learning how to send letters. Big dumb orc sending all caps messages hammered in to steel while his mentor sends messages complaining about stuff like Urbek breaking the anvil. It is a very humerous scenario.

Caligamy_ESO · June 2017

I miss Pacrooti..

This one bought a horse that answers to commands. To make it stop, you shout "Sweet roll!" To make it go, you shout "Thank the Divines!" Pacrooti was riding and dozed off. When he awoke, the horse was racing towards a cliff. Pacrooti shouted "Sweet roll!" and it stopped just in time. "Whew," Pacrooti said, "Thank the Divines!" Pacrooti had horsemeat for dinner.