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What are some of the funniest player character names you've seen in ESO?

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  • Tornaad
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    I don't know if it was a player or a character name, but one that made me do a double take and got me to laugh was "Maker of Trouble."
    The big reason I had to laugh is because of how often my wife calls me trouble maker. :smiley:
  • Franieck
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    Ran a trial with a East Clintwood. At first I didn't notice it. Until after the second boss it hit me.
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    Couldn't stop laughing.

    Edited by Franieck on June 8, 2017 8:37PM
  • VipA
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    Heals-For-Meals
    The skinniest Argonian lady you ever did see
  • Slammer99uk
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    My solo play lizard - Billy-No-Mates
  • The_Red_Viper
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    Necros-Threads
  • Ariotar
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    Usually I only do lore related names but my one attempt to make a funny one is my argonian pvp healer
    Doesn't-Heal-Stupidity
    Proud AD for life
  • Enslaved
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    Gank Sinatra. Made me lol yesterday.
  • Master_Kas
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    Enslaved wrote: »
    Gank Sinatra. Made me lol yesterday.

    Lol. I actually got that name from a tank I saw in pve long time ago named Tank Sinatra :trollface:

    /Yours truly, Gank Sinatra.
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  • Warbow7
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    Master_Kas wrote: »
    Enslaved wrote: »
    Gank Sinatra. Made me lol yesterday.

    Lol. I actually got that name from a tank I saw in pve long time ago named Tank Sinatra :trollface:

    /Yours truly, Gank Sinatra.

    I have a Bank Sinatra as one of my mules, he also doubles up as a pretty handy tank xD
    PC•EU │since 08/2016
  • Hawco10
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    For me it has to be Black Jack Rum Rum.
    Cracks me up
  • Ashtaris
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    Lusty Oregonian Maid :)
  • starkerealm
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    I've got a guildmate: Heals-When-Hungry. Actually, his @ name is pretty amusing as well.
  • svartorn
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    Can't remember this guy's name but it was something like Hot Juice Explosion.

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  • amphib.drub17_ESO
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    Trinimac Daddy
  • DarkMatter909
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    About 44 Mexicans

    I flipping died laughing when i saw that in pvp a long time ago. It might have been his gamertag idk and i dont care, it makes me laugh.
    There are other worlds than these.
  • Schizoid-man
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    Saw a guy called 'Bilbo's Baggin you'
    Made me chuckle.
  • Drakkdjinn
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    This is the funniest toon in the history of ESO - all hail Preacher Bob, savior of cyrodiil.

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=_KKWvOX7maY
  • Arizona_Steve
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    This thread needs a bump so I will add "Flowers Pretty". Not particularly funny, except that it belongs to a monstrous male Orc in a baby blue dress. Saw that one in Deeshan today.
    Edited by Arizona_Steve on August 7, 2017 12:12AM
    Wannabe Thalmor - Altmer MagSorc
  • Axoinus
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    I like to take gaming environment seriously and don't like joke names.

    However, a guy name Molags Balls got me.



  • ForsakenSin
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    i went into pug and there was a guy called something like

    " Ur mum calls me Senpai"
    "By many i am seen as hero...as a savior of the Tamriel i will not stop until every Daedra every evil there is in Tamriel is vanquish by my hands..
    However i do this for my own purpose to gain trust of mortals to worship me and to eliminate my competition i will not bend my knee to lead your army to serve you Molag Bal , i will simply just take it from you.."--- Forsaken Sin( Magica Sorc)


    Arise From Darkness Forsaken SIn
    "You have been a loyal High Elf Magica Sorc
    Conjure of Darkness, Master of Magic
    Killer of Molag Bal and Savior of Ebonheart Pact
    Until Dark Brotherhood killed you...
    but now..NOW its time to Arise From Darkness once again..."

  • Iselin
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    Some of my own... Silver Spork, Ritalina, Nate the Grape and Vvondervvoman.
  • Servo
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    My two recent favorites are LtDanMagicLegs and a healer named GeicoHealthInsurance.
    PRAISE BE TO THE FAT ORC!

    Sevoa Starsunder - MagSorc
    Sevalynn Starsunder - MagBlade
    Katarina Starsunder - Stamblade
    Darielle Starsunder - MagDK
    Trashcan Tom - MagWarden
    Gimbly Bimblybottom - Merchant Extraordinaire
    Grimtooth Marrowsucker - StamSorc
    Barrelgut Fleshflayer - StamDk
    Rimefist Organgrinder - StamWarden
  • phairdon
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    Dirty Barry. Found the name amusing in the context that the player was looking for a christian guild, in zone chat.
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • Cpt_Teemo
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    Teemomypeephole something like that I saw before was pretty funny
  • hamgatan
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    #dontclickmysig
    PC / NA - 1900 CP

    PvE Tanks
    L50 Imperial DK (US/DC) "Rampant Rabbit"
    L50 Nord Necro (US/DC) "Skeletons In The Closet"
    L50 Nord Arcanist (US/EP) "Now Thats a Huge Witch"

    PvE Healers
    L50 Argonian MagPlar (US/EP) "Smothers-With-Pillows"
    L50 Breton MagWarden (US/EP) "Drunk-The-Koolaid"
    L50 Altmer MagBlade (US/AD) "Never Goanna Heal You Up"

    PvE DPS
    L50 PvE DPS Khajit MagDK (US/EP) "Snowflake Crusher"
    L50 Dunmer Stam Arcanist PvE DPS (US/EP) "Sends-The-Trout"
    L50 Altmer MagSorc PvE DPS (US/DC) "Acirrum" - The vMA/vvH Potatoaky Sorc
    L50 Breton StamCro PvE DPS (US/DC) "Ivanna Fakakakis"
    L50 PvE DPS Argonian StamPlar (US/EP) "The Rusty Argonian Spade"
    L50 PvE DPS Khajit StamPlar (US/EP) "Critteh Kitteh"
    L50 Dunmer MagDK PvE DPS (US/DC) "Deep Fried Bin Chicken"

    Bank Skanks
    L20 Redguard StamBlade PvP Tank (US/AD) "Sneak Dogg"
    L40 Orc StamDen PvE DPS (US/EP) "Fugly Betty"

    PvP DPS
    L50 Orc StamSorc PvE DPS (US/AD) "Fraggle Proc"


    Xbox One / NA - 360 CP
    L50 Altmer MagBlade (US/AD) "Cork Soaking"
    L10 Argonian Templar (US/EP) "Makes-Me-Moist"
    L10 Argonian MagDK (US/EP) "<Forced-Name-Change>"
    L27 Altmer MagSorc (US/EP) "Sorcie McSorcface"

    |GM - The Bin Chicken Alliance | Aussie Dragon Slayers | Aedra | The Skooma Emporium | The Bus | The Bounty Hunters Guild |
  • BigES
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    Sum Tings Wong
  • Jurand80
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    Adolf Healer is my all time favorite. Def worth the 3 day ban.
  • Betsararie
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    Many of the Argonian names

    I haven't rolled an Argonian yet, but if I did I'd be hard-pressed to compete with some of the names I see.

    I think it almost 'mandatory' to make your name in traditional Argonian format.
  • Thannazzar
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    Saw two toons together, one called Molags left bal, and the other Molags right bal.
  • Jitterbug
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    From beta:

    Doest Thou Even Hoist
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