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See..........what you NOT gone do is.........

  • max_only
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    The people criticizing the humor of this thread:

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    Edited by max_only on June 9, 2017 6:14AM
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  • Thealteregoroman
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    crackersa wrote: »
    Sure did butcher the English language though! OP ftw!

    @crackersa Yea, people come on this forum and speak in the third person, in/out of character, horrible spelling and roleplay all day long. This thread was supposed to be good light hearted fun to get a quick laugh.

    I don't want to have to go through everything you ever commented on within the forums and grade your english grammar.
    Don't ever assume I'm not proficient in the english language and I won't assume how you must actually look in real life................

    Especially with a screen name such as yours..........

    Cool? Cool.

    Like I said don't come for me and I won't come for you. Goodnight.
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  • VDoom1
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    One can indeed say it is a tad unfair that Warden's get their own class costume. But that was probably to promote it, give people more reason and incentive to want to make a warden. Gotta admit that costume looks very good.
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  • ThePaleItalian
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    I love you sir. I will sing your winning the internet praises

    @ThePaleItalian I didn't think you would have seen this LMFAO.

    I stalk you sir. You should know this from PS4 lol

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    @Thealteregoroman

    Ok, we need to somehow make that emote work in game

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  • taiji2078
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    I'm using the dark brotherhood costume on all my chars :D Looks amazing with eso+ colors :smile: The AA white on my sorc is, simply put, amazing :D

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  • Mallow
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    Gif game ON POINT

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  • starkerealm
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    Where is MY class costume at!?!?! I play as a TEMPLAR and I would LOVE to be sold a "TEMPLAR" class costume with a sick HEALING ANIMATION TRANSFORMATION!!!!

    Templars don't deserve a costume. :p

    Sorcs got a costume. Nightblades got a costume (even if it looks kinda derpy). Dragon Knights got a costume. No costume for Templars. Wear your towel and heal us with shame. WITH SHAME!
  • ObsidianMichi
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    Sorcs have no costumes? Sorcs have no costumes? EXCUSE ME! They have two. ;)

    Templars were the ones that never got their own class hero in any of the trailers. They are unloved and unrepresented, so they get none. For those of you who didn't buy the swanky hero costumes from the Crown Store when they were exclusives, you can now chase them in the form of an upcoming Dwemer crates.

    One for Sorcs. One for Nightblades. One for Dragon Knights.

    None for Templars.

  • Thealteregoroman
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    Sorcs have no costumes? Sorcs have no costumes? EXCUSE ME! They have two. ;)

    Templars were the ones that never got their own class hero in any of the trailers. They are unloved and unrepresented, so they get none. For those of you who didn't buy the swanky hero costumes from the Crown Store when they were exclusives, you can now chase them in the form of an upcoming Dwemer crates.

    One for Sorcs. One for Nightblades. One for Dragon Knights.

    None for Templars.


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    Ummmm.........Those people are Tamriel Heroes.......They even say that in their tooltip that was in the crown store.............remember?

    WE WANT CLASS COSTUMES WITH ANIMATIONS LIKE THE WARDENS.........

    Also, STOP DRAGGIN Temps! lol. You bein mean.......

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  • Ruckly
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    Sorcs have no costumes? Sorcs have no costumes? EXCUSE ME! They have two. ;)

    Templars were the ones that never got their own class hero in any of the trailers. They are unloved and unrepresented, so they get none. For those of you who didn't buy the swanky hero costumes from the Crown Store when they were exclusives, you can now chase them in the form of an upcoming Dwemer crates.

    One for Sorcs. One for Nightblades. One for Dragon Knights.

    None for Templars.


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    Ummmm.........Those people are Tamriel Heroes.......They even say that in their tooltip that was in the crown store.............remember?

    WE WANT CLASS COSTUMES WITH ANIMATIONS LIKE THE WARDENS.........

    Also, STOP DRAGGIN Temps! lol. You bein mean.......

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    That last one is kinda creepy. How long have you been holding that in your back pocket?
  • Thealteregoroman
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    @Ruckly ................long enough for when I smell a Templar hater. LMFAO.
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  • Ihatenightblades
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    Egonieser wrote: »
    Bringer wrote: »
    "TEMPLAR" class costume with a sick HEALING ANIMATION TRANSFORMATION!!!!

    Are you saying templar can only be healers? Are you just going around, assuming peoples roles like that?

    Yeah, that's pretty much true. Whether you like it or not, Templar is part of the traditional class trinity as the designated healer, it was designed that way and it remains that way to this day. Twist it how you want, nothing can beat a pro Templar healer, not even a warden, they simply don't have the tools for it. Sure other classes can heal, but they will never heal as good as a Templar. Just that one well timed BoL can mean all the difference between failure and success and no other classes have dumb-heal abilities as potent as Templar's.

    Everybody can run, some faster some slower, doesn't mean they can compete with Usain Bolt...


    One word. Alcast.

    Then come tell me magplar cant dps
  • Ruckly
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    Sorcerer pet re-skins is a great idea. Re-skinning all sorcerer pets(meaning all that appear in the world not just yours) or even allowing custom skins would be good. I would take flying cubes over the stacks of flying pink flesh.

    I don't have a meme in my back pocket for this :s but if I did it would probably be rated for adults only.
  • nhisso
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    Aww. It's cute when the kids try to and act street while online.
    Hella gangsta yo.
  • MehrunesFlagon
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    Just give us skimpy, nearly nude costumes already.
  • sirston
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    they see our characters as obsolete and hunks of junks.
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    Edited by sirston on June 10, 2017 1:43AM
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    @ObsidianMichi



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    Ummmm.........Those people are Tamriel Heroes.......

    YES! THEY ARE! THEY ARE ALSO A NIGHTBLADE! A DRAGON KNIGHT! AND A SORCERER!

    YOU WILL NOTICE! THERE IS NO! TEMPLAR! THAT IS BECAUSE! TEMPLARS ARE NOT WORTHY! NOW PUT ON YOUR TOWEL! AND! GO HEAL US WITH YOUR SHAME TEMPLAR! WITH YOUR SHAME!
  • Thealteregoroman
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    Just give us skimpy, nearly nude costumes already.

    @MehrunesFlagon LOL stop it!!!!
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  • Doctordarkspawn
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    The reason Warden got a costume and no other class did was it's pay to be relevent boys, get the message.
  • starkerealm
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    Just give us skimpy, nearly nude costumes already.

    Take your towel, man.
  • starkerealm
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    The reason Warden got a costume and no other class did was it's pay to be relevent boys, get the message.

    All of the cinematic heroes have gotten costumes. So, the three from the original trailers. Ironically enough, the Dragonborn from Skyrim got one. Now, the Warden from the trailer. Also, Naryu's new outfit got datamined, so that's also coming. There may even be a few others I'm not thinking of. But, yeah, the high profile costumes have been from those CGI cutscenes.
  • Thealteregoroman
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    Just give us skimpy, nearly nude costumes already.

    @MehrunesFlagon LOL stop it!!!!
    The reason Warden got a costume and no other class did was it's pay to be relevent boys, get the message.

    All of the cinematic heroes have gotten costumes. So, the three from the original trailers. Ironically enough, the Dragonborn from Skyrim got one. Now, the Warden from the trailer. Also, Naryu's new outfit got datamined, so that's also coming. There may even be a few others I'm not thinking of. But, yeah, the high profile costumes have been from those CGI cutscenes.

    @starkerealm

    .........ok look, I don't know how many times I gotta say this.........so I am not trying to......get.........


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    AlL oF THe HEro COStumes DOn'T haVE ANImAtIONS like the WARDENS COSTUME.

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    I WANT A COSTUME FOR EACH CLASS THAT DON'T HAVE ONE. ESPECIALLY FOR A TEMPLAR.

    I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOTTT WANT TO DRESS LIKE THE ORIGINAL HEROES OF TAMRIEL.

    I want to be proud to be a temp or whatever class I love to play at the time......

    ALSO I WANT THEM PET/SUMMON SKINS........

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    Edited by Thealteregoroman on June 10, 2017 2:16AM
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  • starkerealm
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    ALSO I WANT THEM PET/SUMMON SKINS........

    ...but, Templars don't have any summon skills.
  • ObsidianMichi
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  • Thealteregoroman
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  • AtAfternoon
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    I don't want a costume, but I doI want polymorphs for my sorc pets. I'd like to transform my Twilight into a tiny Watcher.latest?cb=20150214061437

    @AtAfternoon skin for sorc ultimate!!!!!!!

    Sure but I'd rather have thislatest?cb=20161201054844
    as a sorc ulti polymorph, literally spitting lighting at your enemies. And it's already in the game so it's lore friendly.
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  • Thealteregoroman
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    I don't want a costume, but I doI want polymorphs for my sorc pets. I'd like to transform my Twilight into a tiny Watcher.latest?cb=20150214061437

    @AtAfternoon skin for sorc ultimate!!!!!!!

    Sure but I'd rather have thislatest?cb=20161201054844
    as a sorc ulti polymorph, literally spitting lighting at your enemies. And it's already in the game so it's lore friendly.

    @AtAfternoon I can only dream!
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