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What are some of the funniest player character names you've seen in ESO?

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  • theforgottenking1779
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    We haven't got the luxury of haveing a user name on console it's freaking stupid are psn name is are name or xbox network users name
  • Iago
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    Peas on Katz is still the best I have seen
    That which we obtain to cheap we esteem to lightly, it is dearness only that gives everything its value.

    -Thomas Pain

  • Latter
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    gank me im famous
    <3
    * vMoL Hardmode completed
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    * #1 v16 vSO clear

    Check out my builds on Tamriel Foundry!
    Magicka Templar DD - http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/latters-magplar-dd-for-vet-dungeons-trials/

    Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCx8bZlCBgvxLRL9iHBFRceg
  • olemanwinter
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    I don't know if this name exists. But someone should name a character "Zos Lag". So when you die it says "you were killed by Zos Lag"
  • The Uninvited
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    olemanwinter wrote: »
    I don't know if this name exists. But someone should name a character "Zos Lag". So when you die it says "you were killed by Zos Lag"

    I came across a player that was named "More Lag", so it's pretty close. Also the funniest I have seen so far.
    Pandora's Promise (rip) | LND | Pactriotic | IKnowWhatUDidLastWinter's | The Uninvited |
    Ride the paranoia | All life is pain | Only the grave is real
  • Tylersoh
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    Bilbo Swaggins
  • OrangeTheCat
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    Faps in Shadows
  • Godthab
    Godthab
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    Pull Ma Finga
    J'zakar Raimnirm | AD | Male | Khajiit Stamina NB
    Ma'jirra Raimnirm | AD | Female | Khajiit Templar
    J'dran Raimnirm | AD | Male | Khajiit Dragonknight
    Dro'zaddha Raimnirm | AD | Male | Khajiit Sorcerer
    J'leena Zahan | DC | Male | Khajiit Magicka NB
    Qa'yiira | EP | Female | Khajiit Nightbalde Archer
    Jo'shua-ra | EP | Male | Khajiit Warden
  • OrphanHelgen
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    Stiffler's Mom
    PC, EU server, Ebonheart Pact


    Finally a reason not to play League of Legends
  • OrphanHelgen
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    Swaghetti Yolognese
    PC, EU server, Ebonheart Pact


    Finally a reason not to play League of Legends
  • CapnPhoton
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    ImJoeKing

    On Xbox so it has to use the gamertag but still creative.
    Xbox One NA Aldmeri Dominion
  • The_Conquerer
    The_Conquerer
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    Twice-*** Star
  • Kerioko
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    My kids name my toons, usually after food:

    - Vamp Argonian Saptank - Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets (He hates fighting DK's)
    - Red Hair Dunmer Vamp Sorc - Strawberry Semifreddo
    - BBW Female Orc DK - Peanut Butter Sandwich
    - Cheerful Breton Temp - Sunny D-Light
    - Pending Tiger Khajiit Warden - Kellogg's Frosted Flakes
    - Short Male Bosmer in all green - Wee Little Bank Vault
    Edited by Kerioko on April 12, 2017 8:50AM
    Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets - Argonian mNB Tank/Heals (PVP)
    Strawberry Semifreddo - Dunmer mSorc DPS // Sunny D-Light - Breton mTemp Heals
    Peanut Butter Sandwich - Orc sDK DPS // Kellogg's Frosted Flakes - Argonian mWard Tank/Heals (PVE)
    Cor-Leonis
    friendship - integrity - perseverance
    http://cor-leonis.enjin.com
  • theher0not
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    I saw an argonian named "Eats-her-eggs" in Cyro once and another one called "Only-heals-himself" in Auridon Zone chat looking for a boss group (well I didn't see the character, but I assume it was an argonian). And one guy I played with in Cyro ran into an enemy argonian called "Elizardbeth".

    I am also proud of getting the name "Shrödinger's Khajiit" for my NB. (a painfully obvious pun on Schrödinger's cat)
  • QLDerPete
    QLDerPete
    Soul Shriven
    I have a few that i get some positive replies on

    DK tank - Septik-Tank
    NB gank build - Hate Tell
    Mana Warden - Ice Addikt
    Stam DK pvp build - Sir Leaps-A-Lot
  • Nifty2g
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    cowhairs
    i think the user id was supercowhair
    Edited by Nifty2g on June 8, 2017 5:38PM
    #MOREORBS
  • Coilbox
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    I have a Khajit named The Mighty Crumpet... who doesnt love crumpets? :3
    Comrade, a word...
  • Destyran
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    My wardens name is Wardenfell Frostitute

    Seen a duo deletus fetus and fetus deletus


  • grim_tactics
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    Throbbin Hood

    Still makes me laugh to this day.
    Edited by grim_tactics on June 8, 2017 5:50PM
  • Autolycus
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    Swims-with-Nerds, Keep Wall and Wall Repair Kit (the pocket healer), Do U Even Heal Bro, Nerdzilla, to mention a few.

    I also like my Khajiit Stam Sorc, Serana Thunderpuss.
  • FrancisCrawford
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    theher0not wrote: »

    I am also proud of getting the name "Shrödinger's Khajiit" for my NB. (a painfully obvious pun on Schrödinger's cat)

    That's a particularly good name while somebody is trying to rez him. :)
  • Zardayne
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    I try not to pay attention to dumb names as it ruins my immersion. I saw a lot of these, way more so than on PC, during my short stint on Xbox One. Just kills me..

    I miss the old days of RP servers..
    Edited by Zardayne on June 8, 2017 6:06PM
  • AlienSlof
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    My husband's Argonian Warden is called Histme-Withyour-Rhythmstik. :)
    RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.
  • DaveMoeDee
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    SafiyerAmitora wrote: »
    My personal favorites are: To-Poor-For-Bank-Space, Master of D Skies, Fuzzy Bubbles, and Sneaky Stabby Guy.

    (My buddies whose alts are named here, you know who you are. Awesome names! ;o)

    I have a similar character name: Blessing in the skies.
  • DaveMoeDee
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    Jakhajay wrote: »
    Our guild was derping out at the dye station a while back when who should walk past but a guy called Balzar Danglin...

    We still crack up about him XD

    That is a great one.
  • Jamascus
    Jamascus
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    Leaves-worms-in-nodes
  • Jamascus
    Jamascus
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    There's a toon in SWTOR named Walt Jizzney.....
  • DrSweetazz
    DrSweetazz
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    Vigor please


    Warden tarnation
  • Phreeki
    Phreeki
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    ORC named David Lee Wrothgar
  • Mazbt
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    Princess Kitty Mew Mew from cyro pvp .Then there's I am really a dog. Who's a khajit lol.
    Edited by Mazbt on June 8, 2017 8:00PM
    Mazari the Resurrected (AD)- PVP stamplar main
    Maz the Druid - PVP group stam warden
    - many others
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    Fantasia
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