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Blame the healer, blame the healer they're not even a real class anyway.
bryanhaas
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I know this is stupid but I found it amusing, everyone knows how it is always the healer or tank's fault and that it can never be the crappy DPS's fault (I usually run DPS btw). So I got the blame Canada song from South Park stuck in my head but with the words in the title. Hope it gives someone a laugh, at least it seemed funny to me.
So just in case, this is all sarcasm try to take it as a joke.
So just in case, this is all sarcasm try to take it as a joke.
PS4 NA AD GM formerly known as GM of "The Children of the Void"
9 trait crafter I do all the things (Yes I mean ALL the things ;0).
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DMuehlhausen✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I do look at healing kinda like Operation Human Shield from South Park.
The tank and healer gets all the aggros to keep DPS alive, but they are normally the cause of a wipe due to not doing what they are suppose to be doing.
OPERATION HUMAN SHIELD MY A$$5 -
KochDerDamonen✭✭✭✭✭
✭*role
How many times does ZOS have to nerf my class before Healer is a role and not an alt-name for Templar?
If you quote someone, and intend for them to see what you have said, be sure to Mention them with @[insert name].5 -
bryanhaas✭✭✭✭DMuehlhausen wrote: »I do look at healing kinda like Operation Human Shield from South Park.
The tank and healer gets all the aggros to keep DPS alive, but they are normally the cause of a wipe due to not doing what they are suppose to be doing.
OPERATION HUMAN SHIELD MY A$$
I honestly would not want to be a healer in a trial, I have tanked and DPS'd trials but healing just seems extremely stressful. One day though I'll finish leveling my Breton Healer though.PS4 NA AD GM formerly known as GM of "The Children of the Void"
9 trait crafter I do all the things (Yes I mean ALL the things ;0).
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Mashille✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Ah Pugs...
*Stands In Red Circle While DPSing
*Dies.
"What the actual **** dude do you not know how to heal someone, it's not hard."
True Story.Edited by Mashille on June 8, 2017 3:40PMHouse Baratheon: 'Ours Is The Fury'22 -
bryanhaas✭✭✭✭*Stands In Red Circle While DPSing
*Dies.
"What the actual **** dude do you not know how to heal someone, it's not hard."[/quote]
Last time I tried healing got one of those so put in text chat "Please don't stand in stupid" Got a response do your job won't be a problem. So I said I could leave they say we can find another, so put good luck with that and left. I highly doubt they ever finished that pledge.PS4 NA AD GM formerly known as GM of "The Children of the Void"
9 trait crafter I do all the things (Yes I mean ALL the things ;0).
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Feanor✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭The chance it's the healers fault exponentially rises if the DD is a main hand bow user.Main characters: Feanor the Believer - AD Altmer mSorc - AR 50 - Flawless Conqueror (PC EU)Idril Arnanor - AD Altmer mSorc - CP 217 - Stormproof (PC NA)Other characters:Necrophilius Killgood - DC Imperial NecromancerFearscales - AD Argonian Templar - Stormproof (healer)Draco Imperialis - AD Imperial DK (tank)Cabed Naearamarth - AD Dunmer mDKValirion Willowthorne - AD Bosmer stamBladeTuruna - AD Altmer magBladeKheled Zaram - AD Redguard stamDKKibil Nala - AD Redguard stamSorc - StormproofYavanna Kémentárí - AD Breton magWardenAzog gro-Ghâsh - EP Orc stamWardenVidar Drakenblød - DC Nord mDKMarquis de Peyrac - DC Breton mSorc - StormproofRawlith Khaj'ra - AD Khajiit stamWardenTu'waccah - AD Redguard StamplarAll chars 50 @ CP 1900+. Playing and enjoying PvP with RdK mostly on PC EU.4 -
vyndral13preub18_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Im sure everyone has seen this by now it has been posted by me and many others over the years, but when these threads pop up I can't help it.
Enjoy. Again.
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Victoria_Marquis✭✭✭Most tanks suck so much now due to nerfing I just use my high elf healer mage as a tank.... And DPS..... And healer. *Face Palm*
Why is the healer tanking??? =O,.,o=0 -
nine9six✭✭✭✭✭
✭Class? No.
Role? Yes.
Blame away.
Sincerely, PvE & PvP Main Healers
Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up...1 -
Insandros✭✭✭✭Ah Pugs...
*Stands In Red Circle While DPSing
*Dies.
"What the actual **** dude do you not know how to heal someone, it's not hard."
True Story.
Yeah, been blamed in Spindlecluth 1 for people being one shoted by the Whisperer, because they are too dumb to roll dodge the second she turns to look at them to avoid 2 possible range spittings
Or how many time i get blame for not dpsing, because the 2 dps are too crappy to do decent dps, i can't even have fun to play the class i love to play, healer :P When i hop on my DPS, i DPS for 2, i don't expect the healer to take my job 
BTW, i think people thinks Red Circles = Health Buffs or AOE Health Regen since it's the color of their health bars and Health potions. :P0 -
WhitePawPrints✭✭✭✭✭
✭I don't see blame be placed on any specific role all that often. I typically see it blamed on the person that dies the most to stupid things (i.e. DPS). I've seen bad players of all types, but the most common bad player is a DPS.Edited by WhitePawPrints on June 8, 2017 10:46PM0 -
bryanhaas✭✭✭✭CaptainBeerDude wrote: »
But should you? No, never! You must punish them for the insolence, how else will they learn.
Also don't forget to drop a cake in the doorway.PS4 NA AD GM formerly known as GM of "The Children of the Void"
9 trait crafter I do all the things (Yes I mean ALL the things ;0).
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MLGProPlayer✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I've never seen anyone blame the healer. Their role is probably the least important in dungeons, so even if they're terrible, it doesn't really matter.
Most times it's the DPS that gets the blame because it's really easy to know if a DPS is ***. Combat Metrics tells you your DPS as a percentage of the team, so you can easily tell if someone isn't pull their weight (like you'll have a game with one DPS pulling 60% of the team's damage and the healer pulling 20%... which means the other DPS is literally doing nothing). You'll also know a DPS is *** if your team is taking forever to kill bosses.
Tanks are also easy to single out when they don't taunt. Although this usually happens when a DPS queues as a tank, or the tank is a low level.
Edited by MLGProPlayer on June 10, 2017 5:18AM1 -
mesmerizedish✭✭✭✭✭I've never been unable to complete a dungeon because of a poor tank or a poor healer.
As much as I love tanking, I often prefer playing DPS on my sorcerer because it's a lot less stressful to do that with a bad tank/healer than to tank for bad DPS.
So yeah, I tend not to blame healers for anything. DPS on the other hand... it's always their fault.1 -
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✭CaptainBeerDude wrote: »
I can heal most stupid on vet too.
Does it matter ?
No, it doesn't
You need to let evolution do it's job.
On a sidenote, I think I've been blamed once....
ONCE.Artemis Absinthe - DC magicka nightblade (PC - EU)
Gruzosh Barrelsmasher - DC stamina sorcerer (PC - EU)
Kew'bacca - AD stamina nightblade (PC - EU)
Jebediah Orbrynn - DC magicka templar (PC - EU)
Hold-Many-Bags - Mule DK, Promoted to main tank, occasionally stamDD
Olaf Proudstache - Mule - No longer with us Now a Stamwarden healer
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Rodolfo Lavandino - DC stamina, greatsword wielding, Jesus beam spamming, Redguard hybrid templar just a stamplar again (PC - EU)
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raaphor✭✭✭
I honestly would not want to be a healer in a trial, I have tanked and DPS'd trials but healing just seems extremely stressful. One day though I'll finish leveling my Breton Healer though.
Healing in a trial is easier in a way than healing 4 man dungeons PUG's as usually the groups I run trials with know the mechanics and when to stack or not.
When doing PUG pledges people are often all over the place.EU/PC - 9 max level characters (DC)
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zaria✭✭✭✭✭
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While either standing behind tank or healer.Ah Pugs...
*Stands In Red Circle While DPSing
*Dies.
"What the actual **** dude do you not know how to heal someone, it's not hard."
True Story.
Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.0 -
Faulgor✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I usually don't get blamed a lot (mainly because dungeons are trivial and I off-DPS most of the time anyway), but getting berated yesterday for not using Orbs and Spear Shards was kind of comical.
And if I already have to spam BoL because of your misadventures, don't cry about "HEALS!" when you die all the time ...Alandrol Sul: He's making another Numidium?!?
Vivec: Worse, buddy. They're buying it.0 -
zaria✭✭✭✭✭
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Yes, keep combat prayer and ele drain up, mutagen is nice, else dps.As a healer in good groups I wind up being more of a damage dealer.
Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.0
