And I was extremely disappointed. How? Read on.
"the adventures of Investigator Vale"...who or what is Investigator Vale? Why should I care?
"her I-don't-give-a-fetch attitude"...I'm sorry, ZeniMax, but it is nigh near impossible to shield kids from cuss language nowadays. In fact, my younger sister, when she was an 8th grader, was a master of cuss words...in 3 different languages. Either remove this or at least make generous use of your M for Mature rating. And who cares about the FCC, they've already proven to be a bunch of jerks, and the only thing they've managed to regulate was the Super Bowl 40 halftime show disaster...and even then, it took urging of Congress to get the FCC to act.
"Lord Vivec's 24th sermon as a weapon" - Look, I for one cannot understand how a book that's written like the New Testament can kill someone...unless you can throw it at someone with the strength of Hercules, I can't see how a prayer book is a lethal weapon.
And that's just a partial list of grievances. If you require more, I will be happy to include them, but suffice to say that this article was written poorly.
And now to watch as I get suspended for 100 days from the forums. Lord Arena25 out.
Signed,
Lord Arena25
If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!