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My bid for the Ebonheart leadership
Captain2
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After my last post being so warmly received I've decided to share another weird ESO related post that I made in the past. This was a mail exchange I had with the ESO support team awhile ago . I hope you find it as amusing as I have.
Lady Shauna and I were in the middle of the mission where Jorunn is laying on the floor, close to death. One of the nearby people tending to him tell me that they don't think he'll make it when I notice a familiar white outline around him and decide to hit him with my sword... you know, as you do. Well the big lumbering beast starts chasing me around the room, screaming and wielding his sword as my partner Lady Shauna stood by and watched. I then wack him with a blow that knocks him backwards and he falls into the cage. He then just stands in there growling and occasionally throwing things at me.
Anyway, my point is, I've proven that the King of the Ebonheart Pact was being a massive faker when it came to his poisoning, as people close to death rarely chase you around and barely hold their own in battle. I've also proven that I would be better suited to leading the Ebonheart Pact as I handily defeated and embarrassed it's king. I'm hoping that you agree that I would make an excellent King of the Ebonheart Pact and consider joining my movement to do so.
Signed;
Gregorius Augustus Pending King of the Ebonheart Pact
and the reply I received...
My dear Gregorius Augustus,
I adulate your greatness and bow to your highness! and so to Lady Shauna, of course!
Thank you for sending to us the story of your fit of strength, I am right away conferring with the best of the troubadour of Tamriel realm for them to tell the magnificent story of how Gregorius Augustus and Lady Shauna went to embarrass a certain that shall not be name so the shame he suffers from is already so extreme.
I am looking forwards for the children of the children of the children of Tamriel to listen to that story that for sure will impress more than one.
Your admirer,
Fight well and Farewell
Aria
The Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited support team
Edited by Captain2 on May 28, 2017 10:17AM Lady Shauna and I were in the middle of the mission where Jorunn is laying on the floor, close to death. One of the nearby people tending to him tell me that they don't think he'll make it when I notice a familiar white outline around him and decide to hit him with my sword... you know, as you do. Well the big lumbering beast starts chasing me around the room, screaming and wielding his sword as my partner Lady Shauna stood by and watched. I then wack him with a blow that knocks him backwards and he falls into the cage. He then just stands in there growling and occasionally throwing things at me.
Anyway, my point is, I've proven that the King of the Ebonheart Pact was being a massive faker when it came to his poisoning, as people close to death rarely chase you around and barely hold their own in battle. I've also proven that I would be better suited to leading the Ebonheart Pact as I handily defeated and embarrassed it's king. I'm hoping that you agree that I would make an excellent King of the Ebonheart Pact and consider joining my movement to do so.
Signed;
Gregorius Augustus Pending King of the Ebonheart Pact
and the reply I received...
My dear Gregorius Augustus,
I adulate your greatness and bow to your highness! and so to Lady Shauna, of course!
Thank you for sending to us the story of your fit of strength, I am right away conferring with the best of the troubadour of Tamriel realm for them to tell the magnificent story of how Gregorius Augustus and Lady Shauna went to embarrass a certain that shall not be name so the shame he suffers from is already so extreme.
I am looking forwards for the children of the children of the children of Tamriel to listen to that story that for sure will impress more than one.
Your admirer,
Fight well and Farewell
Aria
The Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited support team
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✭✭✭✭Filthy Ebonheart scum.Edited by vyndral13preub18_ESO on May 28, 2017 10:29AM10 -
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Captain2✭✭✭vyndral13preub18_ESO wrote: »Filthy Ebonheart scum.
That's filthy Daggerfall scum.
I just have a legitimate claim to the Ebonheart pact. It's cool. we'll join up and smash the elves
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Captain2✭✭✭cmetzger93 wrote: »This is the most amazing thing I've ever read on here
Aww thank you!AhPook_Is_Here wrote: »I bet Chet wouldn't have been as impressed.
I'm unfamiliar with Chet but I'd love to hear about my future subjects.0 -
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✭✭✭✭AhPook_Is_Here wrote: »I bet Chet wouldn't have been as impressed.
Chet is probably just Arias main.0 -
CaptainBeerDude✭✭✭✭✭I will never bend my knee to a filthy milk-drinker like you.
I believe Jorrun's ability to rise at all when so close to death is a testament to his willpower and endurance (all gold).
Go back to your whiny Lord Emeric.5 -
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✭✭✭✭CaptainBeerDude wrote: »I will never bend my knee to a filthy milk-drinker like you.
I believe Jorrun's ability to rise at all when so close to death is a testament to his willpower and endurance (all gold).
Go back to your whiny Lord Emeric.
Oh snap! It just got real up in here!!
So it turns out I'm not very good at RP...1 -
CaptainBeerDude✭✭✭✭✭I was going through the DC section of Caldwell's.
Emetic got on my nerves so bad. How on Nirn did the orcs submit to him?1 -
Captain2✭✭✭CaptainBeerDude wrote: »I will never bend my knee to a filthy milk-drinker like you.
I believe Jorrun's ability to rise at all when so close to death is a testament to his willpower and endurance (all gold).
Go back to your whiny Lord Emeric.
Well you lot are bound to bend your knee to an Imperial eventually. It may as well be me.
Edited by Captain2 on May 28, 2017 11:40PM0 -
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You've got my support, Augustus!
-Draevan, Colonel in the Ebonheart armyEdited by Lord_Draevan on May 28, 2017 11:48PMI'm a man of few words. Any questions?NA/PC server3 -
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✭✭✭✭✭CaptainBeerDude wrote: »I will never bend my knee to a filthy milk-drinker like you.
I believe Jorrun's ability to rise at all when so close to death is a testament to his willpower and endurance (all gold).
Go back to your whiny Lord Emeric.
I like the cut of your jib, sir!
Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!0
