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That bear just body-checked me

ofSunhold
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I was just at a dolmen - moving constantly, since the anti-bot measure is cough a little aggressive - and slammed into a big brown bear like it was a brick wall. Another bear rammed into the first moments later.

Are the warden bears meant to have collision like this? I'm certain I have never tripped over anybody's clannfear, so I'm guessing "no" - in which case, please fix. Funny, but not fun.

Lots of mushrooms and flowers and dead player characters at the dolmen. And ice. And bears.
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  • Tryxus
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    Nature strikes back

    "Take that, Molag Bal!!"
    Edited by Tryxus on May 23, 2017 4:30PM
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
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  • ofSunhold
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    Tryxus wrote: »
    Nature strikes back

    And they seemed so friendly, too. Even with the glowy eyes.
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  • jeradlub17_ESO
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    I about died laughing reading that subject line
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  • Asardes
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    One of the bears also had a shovel and a banner saying "Only YOU can prevent dolmen spawns!". They call him Grindy Bear :smile:
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    Dro'Bear Three-paws | 50 Khajiit Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
    Veronique Nicole | 50 Breton Templar | DC AR 20 |
    Sabina Flavia Cosades | 50 Imperial Warden | EP AR 20 |
    Ervesa Neloren | 50 Dark Elf Dragonknight | EP AR 20 |
    Fendar Khodwin | 50 Redguard Sorcerer | DC AR 20 |
    Surilanwe of Lillandril | 50 High Elf Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
    Joleen the Swift | 50 Redguard Templar | DC AR 20 |
    Draynor Telvanni | 50 Dark Elf Warden | EP AR 20 |
    Claudius Tharn | 50 Necromancer | DC AR 20 |
    Nazura-la the Bonedancer | 50 Necromancer | AD AR 20 |

    Tharkul gro-Shug | 50 Orc Dragonknight | DC AR 4 |
    Ushruka gra-Lhurgash | 50 Orc Sorcerer | AD AR 4 |
    Cienwen ferch Llywelyn | 50 Breton Nightblade | DC AR 4 |
    Plays-with-Sunray | 50 Argonian Templar | EP AR 4 |
    Milariel | 50 Wood Elf Warden | AD AR 4 |
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  • ofSunhold
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    Asardes wrote: »
    One of the bears also had a shovel and a banner saying "Only YOU can prevent dolmen spawns!". They call him Grindy Bear :smile:

    And in the distance... music.

    If you go down to the dolmen today, you're sure of a big surprise
    If you go down to the dolmen today, you'd better go in disguise
    For every bear that ever there was
    Is gathered there for certain because
    Today's the day the Wardens get their grind on
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  • TheShadowScout
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    I about died laughing reading that subject line
    ...you know... when i read that line, i was reminded of a certain joke about a hunter and a bear in the woods...

    Sadly, the moderators would be vexed if I tried to tell it here, and censor me, so I won't.

    Still, the words "Guess you are not -really- here for the hunting..." will forever haunt me whenever I see such a bear body-shecking someone in game!

    ...

    In any case, remember to play dead, and the bear won't hurt you (much). :p;)
  • Keep_Door
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    Bears forever!!! #itsawardenthing
  • Eddyble
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    I about died laughing reading that subject line
    ...you know... when i read that line, i was reminded of a certain joke about a hunter and a bear in the woods...

    Sadly, the moderators would be vexed if I tried to tell it here, and censor me, so I won't.

    Still, the words "Guess you are not -really- here for the hunting..." will forever haunt me whenever I see such a bear body-shecking someone in game!

    ...

    In any case, remember to play dead, and the bear won't hurt you (much). :p;)

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  • idk
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    OP isn't one of the old timers in the game. Sorc pets had collision for a long time.
  • ofSunhold
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    OP isn't one of the old timers in the game. Sorc pets had collision for a long time.

    And I thought it was bad my twilight just hovers rudely in people's LOS. tsk
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  • TheRealPotoroo
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    I laughed at a dolmen last night seeing five or six bear ultimates all converging on a hapless banekin.
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    "Instead of taking the best of the dolmens (predictable rotation), the best of the geysers (scalability based on number of players), and the best of the dragons (map location and health indicators) and adding them together to make a fun and dynamic world event scenario, they gave us....... harrowstorms." https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/6850523/#Comment_6850523
  • DannyLV702
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    I about died laughing reading that subject line

    Same here lmao
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    I have a Khajiit called Dro'Bear Three Paws, modeled after my RL cat (he's called Bear and he has only 3 legs). He's not a warden, so he doesn't have a permanent bear following him around, but he can summon a spectral one from time to time ;)
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    Dro'Bear Three-paws | 50 Khajiit Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
    Veronique Nicole | 50 Breton Templar | DC AR 20 |
    Sabina Flavia Cosades | 50 Imperial Warden | EP AR 20 |
    Ervesa Neloren | 50 Dark Elf Dragonknight | EP AR 20 |
    Fendar Khodwin | 50 Redguard Sorcerer | DC AR 20 |
    Surilanwe of Lillandril | 50 High Elf Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
    Joleen the Swift | 50 Redguard Templar | DC AR 20 |
    Draynor Telvanni | 50 Dark Elf Warden | EP AR 20 |
    Claudius Tharn | 50 Necromancer | DC AR 20 |
    Nazura-la the Bonedancer | 50 Necromancer | AD AR 20 |

    Tharkul gro-Shug | 50 Orc Dragonknight | DC AR 4 |
    Ushruka gra-Lhurgash | 50 Orc Sorcerer | AD AR 4 |
    Cienwen ferch Llywelyn | 50 Breton Nightblade | DC AR 4 |
    Plays-with-Sunray | 50 Argonian Templar | EP AR 4 |
    Milariel | 50 Wood Elf Warden | AD AR 4 |
    Scheei-Jul | 50 Necromancer | EP AR 4 |

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    Member of:
    Savage Blade: Majestic Machette


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  • Tan9oSuccka
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    If this causes collision, finally a solution for rubber banding scrubs and botters??!!!
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    OP isn't one of the old timers in the game. Sorc pets had collision for a long time.

    ^ this... also anyone remember early on after launch when imgakin beta reward pets had this weird collision where if you ran at them the right way you could launch quite a way into the air? (and no, for anyone who can't remember it I am not joking, that was actually a thing).
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  • ofSunhold
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    If this causes collision, finally a solution for rubber banding scrubs and botters??!!!

    Oh they're getting the hell shocked out of them now. You should go look, it's quite funny.

    It also happens to people who are legit fighting though, if they stand still and range attack for too long. And anyone running by them when the thing blows. And sometimes random booby traps seem to spawn.

    ... Which makes the whole thing more fun actually. lol
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  • Tan9oSuccka
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    ofSunhold wrote: »
    If this causes collision, finally a solution for rubber banding scrubs and botters??!!!

    Oh they're getting the hell shocked out of them now. You should go look, it's quite funny.

    It also happens to people who are legit fighting though, if they stand still and range attack for too long. And anyone running by them when the thing blows. And sometimes random booby traps seem to spawn.

    ... Which makes the whole thing more fun actually. lol

    So you can shock rubber banded scrubs off the dolmen cliff in the Alikr Desert? Likewise the dummies off the rocks and tent tarp in Auridon?

    This news is quite exciting!!
    Edited by Tan9oSuccka on May 24, 2017 5:12PM
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