As the title says, NA and EU went off for maintenance at the same time. So why has NA been live since about 12pm BST and EU Still has nothing. Surely it's the same sort of maintenance, no ?
"Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**
"I appear at my lord's behest, or perhaps I was always here, and you merely lacked the ability to see me."
PS4 - EU
AD - Pet Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - 160
DC - Warden - Werewolf - in - progress - 160
DC - Templar - Tank - 160
DC - Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - in - progress
EP - Dragon Knight -Fire Tank - 160
EP - Nightblade - Damage Dealer - 160
Duct tape is used the seal the joins in air ducts.
Insulating tape is used seal joins in electrical wiring.
So, gaffer tape is obviously what we need. To seal the gaff being made here every week or so.
For me, ESO Dead went into production at 6PM.
I've been pressing the enter key repeatedly and hopefully kissing frogs since 9PM.
It's now 3AM.
A crown crate for every hour offline would be a nice way to say 'thanks for waiting'.
I got suspenders for saying "Testicular Mass" instead of "Balls". like, rilly.