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Is it just me,

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kyle.wilson
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Or does ZOS seem to think that they can run a AAA title off a steam game budget.

But, seriously hire more programmers and Devs.
  • starkerealm
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    It's just you.
  • Stovahkiin
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    That's what the $150 houses are for you silly goose!
    Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!
  • Browiseth
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    it's just y-
    starkerealm wrote: »
    It's just you.
    damnit man, stealin my thunder

    skingrad when zoscharacters:
    • EP - M - Strikes-with-Arcane - Argonian Stamina Sorc - lvl 50 - The Flawless Conqueror/Spirit Slayer
    • EP - F - Melina Elinia - Dunmer Magicka Dragonknight - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Sinnia Lavellan - Altmer Warden Healer - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Follows-the-Arcane - Argonian Healer Sorcerer- lvl 50
    • EP - F - Ashes-of-Arcane - Argonian Magicka Necromancer - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Bolgrog the Sinh - Orc Stamina Dragonknight - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Moonlight Maiden - Altmer Magicka Templar - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Maxine Cauline - Breton Magicka Nightblade - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Garrus Loridius - Imperial Stamina Templar - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Jennifer Loridius - Imperial Necromancer tank - lvl 50
    PC/NA but live in EU 150+ ping lyfe
  • Turelus
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    You mean like these openings?
    Search Results
    Analytics & Operations Manager/Director
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Administration | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    Combat Designer
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Design | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    Contract Bilingual (French) Social Analyst
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Customer Support | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    Contract Bilingual (German) Social Analyst
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Customer Support | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    Contract Bilingual Social Analyst (Russian)
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Customer Support | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    Contract Customer Support Agent
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Customer Support | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    Contract Technical Artist
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Art | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    FX Artist
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Art | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    General Application
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    Lead Console Programmer
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Programming | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    Media Artist
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Art | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    Monetization Designer
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Design | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    Senior Platform Administrator
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Customer Support | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    Server Engineer/Programmer
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Programming | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    Sr. Concept Artist
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Art | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    Sr. Gameplay Programmer
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Programming | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    Systems Administrator
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Network Operations | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    Systems Designer
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Design | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    UI Programmer
    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Programming | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US
    Edited by Turelus on April 29, 2017 11:28PM
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  • JamilaRaj
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Monetization Designer

    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Design | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    More Info

    How about launching a kickstarter campaign to pay off this guy so he would stay at home, not doing any work on ESO?


    EDIT: perhaps another campaign for combat designer as well. Though the job description seems innocuous at glance, sentences like "Make certain that progression paths include enough reward mechanisms to keep players engaged" are rather disturbing. Could not they just make progression paths fun to keep players engaged?
    Edited by JamilaRaj on April 30, 2017 12:10AM
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    JamilaRaj wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    Monetization Designer

    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Design | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    More Info

    How about launching a kickstarter campaign to pay off this guy so he would stay at home, not doing any work on ESO?
    Well it could even be you get someone who actually understand how to build a better relationship with the community via pricing and fair deals rather than what we have now.

    https://jobs.zenimax.com/requisitions/view/1377
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
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  • wolfdoggie_ESO
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    I don't get it.
  • KerinKor
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    wolfdoggie_ESO wrote: »
    I don't get it.
    Indeed, the OP is a pretty feeble attempt at sarcasm it would seem.
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    KerinKor wrote: »
    wolfdoggie_ESO wrote: »
    I don't get it.
    Indeed, the OP is a pretty feeble attempt at sarcasm it would seem.
    I just think OP should probably learn how to use Google, took me less an a minute to locate ZOS' job openings page.
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
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  • JamilaRaj
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    Turelus wrote: »
    JamilaRaj wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    Monetization Designer

    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Design | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    More Info

    How about launching a kickstarter campaign to pay off this guy so he would stay at home, not doing any work on ESO?
    Well it could even be you get someone who actually understand how to build a better relationship with the community via pricing and fair deals rather than what we have now.

    https://jobs.zenimax.com/requisitions/view/1377

    I am afraid that is not possible. See, someone tasked with designing new, ruthless P2W/gambling depredations, can only have relationship with playes similar to relationship a butcher has with four legged customers coming to a slaughterhouse.
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    Damn I wish modern technology made telecommuting a thing. I would love to apply for a few of these positions but my disability and family commitments prevent me just up and moving across the country.
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    JamilaRaj wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    JamilaRaj wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    Monetization Designer

    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Design | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    More Info

    How about launching a kickstarter campaign to pay off this guy so he would stay at home, not doing any work on ESO?
    Well it could even be you get someone who actually understand how to build a better relationship with the community via pricing and fair deals rather than what we have now.

    https://jobs.zenimax.com/requisitions/view/1377

    I am afraid that is not possible. See, someone tasked with designing new, ruthless P2W/gambling depredations, can only have relationship with playes similar to relationship a butcher has with four legged customers coming to a slaughterhouse.

    I don't know where you're from, but **** son, you've got one messed up economy there... or a very warped perception of how meat is made.
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    starkerealm wrote: »
    JamilaRaj wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    JamilaRaj wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    Monetization Designer

    Division: ZeniMax Online Studios | Department: Design | Location: Hunt Valley, MD, US

    More Info

    How about launching a kickstarter campaign to pay off this guy so he would stay at home, not doing any work on ESO?
    Well it could even be you get someone who actually understand how to build a better relationship with the community via pricing and fair deals rather than what we have now.

    https://jobs.zenimax.com/requisitions/view/1377

    I am afraid that is not possible. See, someone tasked with designing new, ruthless P2W/gambling depredations, can only have relationship with playes similar to relationship a butcher has with four legged customers coming to a slaughterhouse.

    I don't know where you're from, but **** son, you've got one messed up economy there... or a very warped perception of how meat is made.

    In Soviet Russia, Whale milk YOU!

    XD
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    KerinKor wrote: »
    wolfdoggie_ESO wrote: »
    I don't get it.
    Indeed, the OP is a pretty feeble attempt at sarcasm it would seem.

    You would hope, and its likely after reading the thread he will do the mia culpa "It was sarcasm, harr harr"

    I bet it wasnt though, I'm betting he meant it. Im also betting he's hurting, it was probably a million to one shot.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eghL7ORV1lg
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