...Natch Potes?

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[IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: North American and European megaservers for patch maintenance

ZoS plez ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIFF NATCH POTES ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Also want to see memes and discussions, I r super bored.
Difficulty scaling is desperately needed. 9 years. 6 paid expansions. 25 DLCs. 41 game changing updates including A Realm Reborn-tier overhaul of the game including a permanent CP160 gear cap and ridiculous power creep thereafter. I'm sick and tired of hearing about Cadwell Silver&Gold as a "you think you do but you don't"-tier deflection to any criticism regarding the lack of overland difficulty in the game.
  • Mashille
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    I don't get why people ever care about Maintenance Patch Notes.

    They probably fixed a bug while creating a new one that they'll fix next week while at the same time creating another new one, same as every week.
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  • Turelus
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  • teladoy
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    Turelus wrote: »
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    Ah jesus i did that Bild! and then I couldn't find it anymore! thanks mate! :D
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  • Pallio
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    This week's patch notes will be a buff, if it have fewer nerfs than last week.
  • Jaeysa
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    Mashille wrote: »
    I don't get why people ever care about Maintenance Patch Notes.

    They probably fixed a bug while creating a new one that they'll fix next week while at the same time creating another new one, same as every week.

    Because it's fun to make natch potes threads? Also to see if a bug we care about's been fixed.
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    Enjoy some music in the mean time :)

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    I hope for not another dog barking :)
  • Muttsmutt
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    where did the natch potes thing originate? //relatively new
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  • SilverWF
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    This will be a buff if... we would gave you patch notes
    This will be a buff if... we would bring server up
    This will be a buff if... it wouldn't be nerf
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  • Knootewoot
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    Muttsmutt wrote: »
    where did the natch potes thing originate? //relatively new

    I think it started in may 2015 on the ESO forums. Gina spread it across the office and now it's stuck. I also seen it on other forums, but it originated on the ESO forums.

    Edit: also read this. it's funneh

    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/257287/pc-mac-natch-potes-v4-1-0/p1
    Edited by Knootewoot on April 24, 2017 12:48PM
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  • Vanthras79
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    I think I know a good meme for this..
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  • Vanthras79
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    and then...


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    Edited by Vanthras79 on April 24, 2017 1:39PM
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  • Vanthras79
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    It is sad to know that this is the highlights of my "Happy Monday!"
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  • randolphbenoit
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    Patch Notes are usually put up by @ZOS_GinaBruno when she/they are sure what in those notes is working. Just in case last minute changes to the Patch Notes is needed.

    But it more than bugs like the past weekend login issues that I read it for. I look see if small quest fixes make it in to get a idea how long it takes to correct minor ones before they are forgotten and have to be report again. Also when the Patch Notes are put up on the forums gives you an idea when maintenance is fully complete and something to read while we wait to get into the game.
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    Vanthras79 wrote: »
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    Crap that's terrifying.
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  • ookami007
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    We don't need no stinkin natch potes

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