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You can only get the Royal Jester achievement if you're a nightblade

  • DrkHunter86
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    Sounomi wrote: »
    Don't sneak past her and just walk around her from a distance. Once you learn where she spawns at, its easy enough to do in your sleep.

    Ok so funny thing... As a nightblade I got this accidentally by running up too the pig and feeding it the apples and running away. Didn't even realize this was the achievement spot untill after the pig was following me. I thought aww crap I missed it. Brought the pig back and got the achievement lol. Sorry I know this isn't helping, just thought it was funny. I was standing straight up directly behind the butcher.
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  • Lylith
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    sorcs and orcs got it done, nb's and dk's will finish it up soon, too.
  • captainwolfos
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    I've got the achievement on both a sorcerer and a dragonknight, and only got them when I gave up sneaking entirely and just mounted up and barrelled past her.

    I don't know how, but she didn't notice me three feet away riding a giant cat.
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  • SydneyGrey
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    I tried it again today with my nightblade character this time. (Did it with a sorceror yesterday.)
    The nightblade got caught. I'm obviously doing something wrong. I don't really feel like trying again for a fourth time, though. It's so dull doing the same three quests over and over. :/ I guess no Jester's title or trees for me.
  • Ihatenightblades
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    Stealth detection pots ;)
  • craftycarper73
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    did it on dk just stayed off the path round the rocks up the stairs around the houses and inn through the door and done.

    nightblades do think there special lol
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  • Reremnu
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    I've done this one all types of toons. I didn't sneak at all. Just mounted up and ran past her from a far.

    I can confirm, did it on a horse and with rapid. I saw butcher running next to me and still got the achievement.
  • Sovaso
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    lmao
  • malicia
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    Ok so funny thing... As a nightblade I got this accidentally by running up too the pig and feeding it the apples and running away. Didn't even realize this was the achievement spot untill after the pig was following me. I thought aww crap I missed it. Brought the pig back and got the achievement lol. Sorry I know this isn't helping, just thought it was funny. I was standing straight up directly behind the butcher.

    Same here. I didn't realize that there's any reason to sneak, so I climbed on my mount and rode away. The pig had to move its little legs to keep up! I also accidentally got the achievement.

    In fact, I heard the butcher asking people if they saw me. Simply ignored it and rode on.
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  • KanedaSyndrome
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    Libonotus wrote: »
    To complete the Royal Jester achievement, you need to get princess tothe jester without the Butcher seeing you. I have tried this on a non-nightblade in sneak mode and everytime I get near the exit she sees me.

    From my experience she sees the pig, so doesn't matter if you have the best stealth in the world. I tried it once in my perfect stealth suit and she spotted me from far away. It was the pig giving me away.
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  • Sinolai
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    Done this with all my characters (2 Sorcs, 2 temps, StamNB and StamDK)

    Use horse, rapid manouver and take the left side of the city back. Butcher wont have time to notice you even if you right right in front of her at one point.
  • lostavalon
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    Invispot?

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  • HatchetHaro
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    Both times I got through that without being spotted by the butcher, I was mounted up with rapids on running as fast as I could.
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  • Greasytengu
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    Stay mounted, use the left road. When you get to the top of the stairs, hug the left side and go behind the inn. I just got it doing this, didnt even hear the butcher.
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  • FuriousStar
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    Done it myself on every class, high and low level. Correct, left path is best. And definitely mount as soon as you feed the pig.

    But wouldn't you know, that I tried being a smart-alec by hugging the main castle walls when I came up those stairs, and caught a bounty!? And then got stopped at the bridge to pay my stinking 4g? LMAO, need a button so I could just throw money at a guard while mounted.."no time to talk, I'm on a mission!"
  • Aquanova
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    You just need to find the route. All 10 of characters have the princess rescuer achievement. It's easy. Tbh stealing the apples and not getting a bounty is harder.
    Edited by Aquanova on March 26, 2017 3:38PM
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  • Elsonso
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    Aquanova wrote: »
    You just need to find the route. All 10 of characters have the princess rescuer achievement. It's easy. Tbh stealing the apples and not getting a bounty is harder.

    Yeah. I think it is intended to be hard so that players have a bounty. It raises the difficulty of the quest.
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  • Kay1
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    My girlfriend did it with a magicka sorcerer and she started playing this game about 3 weeks ago.

    L2sneak OP?
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    Pop an invisibility potion when stealing the apples
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  • FrancisCrawford
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    I did it on a few characters of different kinds. In all the successful cases, I stole the pig, sneaked some number of paces away, mounted up and rode as quickly as I could.

    Perfection on the ride wasn't needed; I succeeded with some wrong turns and/or a horse that wasn't fully maxed out.

    And when I WAS stopped by guards? They took a trivial bounty fee and let me keep going, pig and all. Obviously, those rides didn't get the achievement, but they did finish the quest.
  • jaye63
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    Libonotus wrote: »
    To complete the Royal Jester achievement, you need to get princess tothe jester without the Butcher seeing you. I have tried this on a non-nightblade in sneak mode and everytime I get near the exit she sees me.

    Done with Nord Stamplar, Breton Magplar, Khajiit Stamblade and an Orc DK. And the only one with thief skills for sneaking is the Khajiit. You just need a faster horse.

  • FrancisCrawford
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    Just to be clear -- this is easier if you wait until the bounty from stealing the apples is gone before you do the next part of the quest
  • Jemcrystal
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    Do pig part of quest mounted. Make sure bounty paid off to guard first from the apple theft. Go left at the first set of cheering npcs. Go under the tent at very top of steps even tho it would cut your head off mounted irl. Then race like a madman to the gate. HOME FREE!!!

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    Edited by Jemcrystal on March 26, 2017 6:06PM
  • alexkdd99
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    Hallothiel wrote: »
    First character (nb!) - did without problem. Sneak steal; sneak feed; run & mount & ride to jester

    Second - did exactly the same BUT somehow got caught. Had to jump into the water to escape guards. Tried again this time with rapids - lost the pig....got it on 3rd try.

    With my argonian I tried to be clever but apparently pigs can't swim......

    They can't fly, either.
    Update: I think the pig will follow you no matter where you will go, as long as it is in certain "radius" of the quest location. What I did I think is I accidentally picked a less - obvious route back to the jester... so I think I missed the spot where npc butcher spawns so it was not able to spot me...

    I always go up the left side of Ebonheart, looking at it from the swamps in the back. The radius does not go behind the Ebony Flask, so do not follow the city wall around behind the buildings.

    I always go along the wall and it does follow me. Sometimes it will stop but I just stop and it continues to follow me.
  • STEVIL
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    fast east done - as noted above.
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  • Hallothiel
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    Hallothiel wrote: »
    First character (nb!) - did without problem. Sneak steal; sneak feed; run & mount & ride to jester

    Second - did exactly the same BUT somehow got caught. Had to jump into the water to escape guards. Tried again this time with rapids - lost the pig....got it on 3rd try.

    With my argonian I tried to be clever but apparently pigs can't swim......

    They can't fly, either.
    Update: I think the pig will follow you no matter where you will go, as long as it is in certain "radius" of the quest location. What I did I think is I accidentally picked a less - obvious route back to the jester... so I think I missed the spot where npc butcher spawns so it was not able to spot me...

    I always go up the left side of Ebonheart, looking at it from the swamps in the back. The radius does not go behind the Ebony Flask, so do not follow the city wall around behind the buildings.

    Actually did that on latest try & worked fine. Got pig to follow without being stopped first time. So seems to be ok if you go behind the buildings but inside the walls.
  • O_LYKOS
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    I got the title on two of my characters within a day. Both Templar and dk.
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  • Oompuh
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    My dk tank is a nightblade? OP
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  • Runschei
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    What are you talking about? I've done it on all classes first try
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