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Queen Ayrenn's Jester

  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    StereoLiz wrote: »
    Wow, this is awesome. OP is literally like grumpy NPC, who don't get it. Great job, ZOS.

    By the way, where I can find angry khajiit fans talking about khajiit being zoophile?

    You be grumpy as hell too if you're trying to build up a toon that requires you to collect both skyshards and that stupid mages guild books, and not to mention doing pledges (The undaunted passives) that hardly nobody wants to do anymore because of the RNG crap in the chest.

    ZOS has put me in mental prison, and I'm doing hard time.

    ZOS won't let me enjoy the Jester event due :*(
  • Jitterbug
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    StereoLiz wrote: »
    Wow, this is awesome. OP is literally like grumpy NPC, who don't get it. Great job, ZOS.

    By the way, where I can find angry khajiit fans talking about khajiit being zoophile?

    You be grumpy as hell too if you're trying to build up a toon that requires you to collect both skyshards and that stupid mages guild books, and not to mention doing pledges (The undaunted passives) that hardly nobody wants to do anymore because of the RNG crap in the chest.

    ZOS has put me in mental prison, and I'm doing hard time.

    ZOS won't let me enjoy the Jester event due :*(

    *sprays with flowers*
  • SickDuck
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    An orc, a khajit and an argonian most suitable for jesters. Thanks to the Divines it's not racist.
    Holdviola - Khira'de Regalo - Lélekvadász - Used To Be An Adventurer - Zetor - Does-Not-Give-A-Duck - Lord Sugar - Tenar Arha - Da'rinka - Violent Moon - Extreme Runner
  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    Jitterbug wrote: »
    StereoLiz wrote: »
    Wow, this is awesome. OP is literally like grumpy NPC, who don't get it. Great job, ZOS.

    By the way, where I can find angry khajiit fans talking about khajiit being zoophile?

    You be grumpy as hell too if you're trying to build up a toon that requires you to collect both skyshards and that stupid mages guild books, and not to mention doing pledges (The undaunted passives) that hardly nobody wants to do anymore because of the RNG crap in the chest.

    ZOS has put me in mental prison, and I'm doing hard time.

    ZOS won't let me enjoy the Jester event due :*(

    *sprays with flowers*

    I admit I smiled when I saw your post. Good job despite me being in a bad mood :grin:
  • Indigochild3rdi
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    Ghettokid wrote: »
    Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!

    You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.

    Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
    - ohh. U feel the burn? Hah

    Altmer? More like assmer.
    -wanna take ur words back now?

    Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
    -ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.

    I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.
    Ghettokid wrote: »
    Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!

    You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.

    Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
    - ohh. U feel the burn? Hah

    Altmer? More like assmer.
    -wanna take ur words back now?

    Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
    -ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.

    I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.

    That's what I'm saying! I love orcs. I think it's an insult to orcs to be used as a joke for the altmers. Should have just been a Pig itself. Death to the altmer! I have a toon in AD but he doesn't associate with high elves. Nasty sort.

    Oh great another Orc (Or a filthy Orc lover) getting salty.

    Just admit that you're jealous that our race is far more superior then yours :)

    And speaking about a Pig (Cough cough) Orcs certainly do have a strong resemblance of one ;)

    @raidentenshu_ESO How dare you insult the orsimer folk. We are just as sophisticated and proper as you filthy high elf brown noses! It's not my fault you are blinded by our Brutish and aggressive appearance and can't see beneath the surface!
  • Reverb
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    The only thing worse than having an Orc wife?

    Having several
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    Ghettokid wrote: »
    Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!

    You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.

    Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
    - ohh. U feel the burn? Hah

    Altmer? More like assmer.
    -wanna take ur words back now?

    Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
    -ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.

    I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.
    Ghettokid wrote: »
    Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!

    You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.

    Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
    - ohh. U feel the burn? Hah

    Altmer? More like assmer.
    -wanna take ur words back now?

    Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
    -ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.

    I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.

    That's what I'm saying! I love orcs. I think it's an insult to orcs to be used as a joke for the altmers. Should have just been a Pig itself. Death to the altmer! I have a toon in AD but he doesn't associate with high elves. Nasty sort.

    Oh great another Orc (Or a filthy Orc lover) getting salty.

    Just admit that you're jealous that our race is far more superior then yours :)

    And speaking about a Pig (Cough cough) Orcs certainly do have a strong resemblance of one ;)

    @raidentenshu_ESO How dare you insult the orsimer folk. We are just as sophisticated and proper as you filthy high elf brown noses! It's not my fault you are blinded by our Brutish and aggressive appearance and can't see beneath the surface!

    Aren't you orcs suppose to be blacksmithing our weapons and building our homes? Oh and you Orcs... behave like animals. Only the chief can breed to the females in the herd, right? Just like an animal would do in the pack. Alpha dog has first breeding rights.

    Your practice of polygamy as part of your culture offends me. It further proves that you Orcs are on the bottom but at least you're doing us a favor by producing more servants :)

    As for your Brutish and aggressive appearance.... HAH! you wanna see true aggressive and brutish appearance.

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    Now go swing a sword my little Orc friend :)

    Altmers are superior. Remember that.
    Edited by raidentenshu_ESO on March 24, 2017 1:12PM
  • Mahhdy
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    ZOS whats the beef? Why is her Jester an ugly Orc? It should be a proud Altmer. If you had to pick another race at least be it a khajiit, not an ugly obnoxious Orc.

    Come on ZOS fix this already. Don't embarrass us AD! We are proud Altmers.

    No Orcs allowed!

    Join the Veiled Heritance, that's the perfect place for your racist arse. :smiley:
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  • kewl
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    Why are her hips constantly gyrating and thrusting?
  • rotaugen454
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    kewl wrote: »
    Why are her hips constantly gyrating and thrusting?

    I think that is to mock the queen based on various rumors about her past, ahem...
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • Enslaved
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    Ghettokid wrote: »
    Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!

    You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.

    Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
    - ohh. U feel the burn? Hah

    Altmer? More like assmer.
    -wanna take ur words back now?

    Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
    -ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.

    I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.
    Ghettokid wrote: »
    Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!

    You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.

    Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
    - ohh. U feel the burn? Hah

    Altmer? More like assmer.
    -wanna take ur words back now?

    Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
    -ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.

    I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.

    That's what I'm saying! I love orcs. I think it's an insult to orcs to be used as a joke for the altmers. Should have just been a Pig itself. Death to the altmer! I have a toon in AD but he doesn't associate with high elves. Nasty sort.

    Oh great another Orc (Or a filthy Orc lover) getting salty.

    Just admit that you're jealous that our race is far more superior then yours :)

    And speaking about a Pig (Cough cough) Orcs certainly do have a strong resemblance of one ;)

    @raidentenshu_ESO How dare you insult the orsimer folk. We are just as sophisticated and proper as you filthy high elf brown noses! It's not my fault you are blinded by our Brutish and aggressive appearance and can't see beneath the surface!

    Aren't you orcs suppose to be blacksmithing our weapons and building our homes? Oh and you Orcs... behave like animals. Only the chief can breed to the females in the herd, right? Just like an animal would do in the pack. Alpha dog has first breeding rights.

    Your practice of polygamy as part of your culture offends me. It further proves that you Orcs are on the bottom but at least you're doing us a favor by producing more servants :)

    As for your Brutish and aggressive appearance.... HAH! you wanna see true aggressive and brutish appearance.

    tumblr_nijqmh8xCw1rgrde6o4_r1_500.gif
    tumblr_nijqmh8xCw1rgrde6o5_r1_500.gif
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    Now go swing a sword my little Orc friend :)

    Altmers are superior. Remember that.

    LOL levels of BS in this post went over 9000.

    L2Read, read some lore, use your racist brain if possible and you will get why Orsimers do what they do, and also you will get why Altmers are a race with least population in ESO, even after the F disease killed so many ppl in this era. You make all Atmer look even worse. Shame on yourself and bs you write here.
  • Deedleqwerty
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    ZOS whats the beef? Why is her Jester an ugly Orc? It should be a proud Altmer. If you had to pick another race at least be it a khajiit, not an ugly obnoxious Orc.

    Come on ZOS fix this already. Don't embarrass us AD! We are proud Altmers.

    No Orcs allowed!

    Dude, I think she's gorgeous.
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    See you in Cyrodiil
  • rotaugen454
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    ZOS whats the beef? Why is her Jester an ugly Orc? It should be a proud Altmer. If you had to pick another race at least be it a khajiit, not an ugly obnoxious Orc.

    Come on ZOS fix this already. Don't embarrass us AD! We are proud Altmers.

    No Orcs allowed!

    Dude, I think she's gorgeous.

    Yes, but her voice sounds like she smokes 3 packs a day.
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • Violynne
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    I was actually disappointed I didn't get a kiss from her when I finished the quest.

    Still, it looks like some grumpy... grumps need some help.

    *throws flowers while wearing a crown that makes Emeric jealous*
  • Tan9oSuccka
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    I think the Orc Queen Ayren Jester is fantastic. The voice actress is fantastic and the animation/pose is hilarious.
  • kewl
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    kewl wrote: »
    Why are her hips constantly gyrating and thrusting?

    I think that is to mock the queen based on various rumors about her past, ahem...

    ZOS how dare you sloot shame Queen Beckinsale! HERESY!
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