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Another Sucker - You Did It Again ZoS
brandonv516
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My wife: What's a craft bag?
Me: A separate bag to store all crafting materials such as the bananas you use to make food.
My wife: And how do I get it?
Me: Subscribe to ESO+.
$15 later...
My wife: I got 1500 crowns now.
Me: Yep.
My wife: What do I do with them?
Me: 'Shows her crown store'
My wife: Oh look at this adorable Pocket Mammoth! Must have. Oh and what are crates...?
$40 later...
I'm poorer and she won't leave the Dye Station. But she's happy with her Wild Hunt Bear.
I remember a simpler time when she showed no interest in this game.
Me: A separate bag to store all crafting materials such as the bananas you use to make food.
My wife: And how do I get it?
Me: Subscribe to ESO+.
$15 later...
My wife: I got 1500 crowns now.
Me: Yep.
My wife: What do I do with them?
Me: 'Shows her crown store'
My wife: Oh look at this adorable Pocket Mammoth! Must have. Oh and what are crates...?
$40 later...
I'm poorer and she won't leave the Dye Station. But she's happy with her Wild Hunt Bear.
I remember a simpler time when she showed no interest in this game.
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LordGavus✭✭✭✭✭
✭I was explaining the CS and ESO+ to my wife the other day. She started playing not long ago.
I have a bad feeling now haha4 -
geonsocal✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I'm sure they're high fiving the heck out of each over in some zos office right now after reading this thread...
whomever came up with the craft bag for sub should have been able to comfortably retire by now...
I used to wonder what was up with all the cosmetic stuff sold in the crown store...hmmmmm, it's all starting to fit together
hopefully there's no crown sale coming soon...personally, I'm not sure how much more "savings" I can afford...PVP Campaigns Section: Playstation NA and EU (Gray Host) - This Must be the Place1 -
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✭edit: realized the reply i had was irrelevantEdited by LadyLavina on March 13, 2017 10:26PMPC - NA @LadyLavina 1800+ CP PvP Tank and PvP Healer0 -
nimander99✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Flattedfifth wrote: »women be shopping amirite!?
yeraightI AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
"Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
"moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
"MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
"MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
"MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
"MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
"MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
"MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
"MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
"MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???
Male, Dunmer, VR16, Templar, Aldmeri Dominion, Master Crafter & all Traits, CP4502 -
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✭✭✭I was explaining the CS and ESO+ to my wife the other day. She started playing not long ago.
I have a bad feeling now haha
She can always try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klgheiYtvfQ 1 -
ZiRM✭✭✭✭✭
✭Made me chuckle OP, Thx!
Want to become Vampire? 5k @ZiRM in game.ESO Server Status. ( ^_^)o自自o(^_^ ) SkåL!!!!!0 -
Pwnyridah✭✭✭Wifes birthday, bought her the banker, 15 crown crates and no apex, 15 more crown crates and no apex, 15 crown crates and finally an apex. Plus she has enough gems to buy an apex on the next crate release. But yeah, $120 later she has 2 apex's.0 -
Chronicburn✭✭✭✭Wish I could get my wife to play ... maybe if I installed another tv next to the one I played on and bought a second Xbox?
Either she'd play with me or kill me2 -
SaRuZ✭✭✭✭✭I told my wife the craft bag is $15 a month investment.
"I need it."
$15 we don't always have for a video game.
"But I need it."
Now she subs.
Thankfully she isn't crazy with the cosmetics. "$40 for an elk mount? Are they on drugs?" Why I married her
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disintegr8✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭My wife has no interest in video games.... I am a happy man Australian on PS4 NA server.
Everyone's entitled to an opinion.4 -
Egonieser✭✭✭✭✭
✭Same here, but I've taught mine a bit of restraint. I let her buy a crate pack once a month, she's a sucker for all things vanity and decorative. If i wasn't there she'd probably buy out the entire store and eat instant noodles for the rest of the month.Sometimes, I dream about...cheese...
Dermont - v16 Pompous Altmer Sorcerer (With a very arrogant face!)
Egonieser - v16 Nord Stamina Dragonborn Wannabe
Endoly - v16 Tiny Redguard Sharpened MaceBlade
Egosalina - v16 Breton Cheesus Beam Specialist
Egowen - v16 Dunmer Whipping Expert (Riding crops eluded her)
(Yes, I had to grind all these to v16)
Akamanakh - lvl 22 Khajiit GankBlade (Inspired by Top Cat)
Targos Icewind - lvl 34 Imperial (Future) Jabplar
(CP 830+)
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Kram8ion✭✭✭✭✭
✭This is a thread I've been waiting for lol
Although I'd love to play eso with my other half we are just so different in the way we do things that I know I'll be sticking toothpicks in my eye after a short stint of playing together so I've turned her off wanting to play eso by under selling it
and saying it's too finicky
I know it sounds bad but trust me it's better this way for both of us
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Sneaky-Snurr✭✭✭✭✭@brandonv516
*turns on immature mode* Haha. You just implied your wife's a sucker. *turns off immature mode* Edited by Sneaky-Snurr on March 14, 2017 4:43AMThe Order of the Shadows: Nightmare-
EP CP810 Nightblade
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AD CP810 Templar
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AD CP810 Dragon Knight
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AD Lvl 25 Sorceror
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DC Lvl 23 Nightblade
Shadow hide you. -Unknown
There is no clean fight in a war. -Shun Izaki2 -
Nova Sky✭✭✭✭✭You've got one cool wife, Brandon!"Wheresoever you go, go with all of your heart."2 -
CMFan1966✭✭✭✭✭This is a thread I've been waiting for lol
Although I'd love to play eso with my other half we are just so different in the way we do things that I know I'll be sticking toothpicks in my eye after a short stint of playing together so I've turned her off wanting to play eso by under selling it
and saying it's too finicky
I know it sounds bad but trust me it's better this way for both of us
I think I need to have a chat with your wife......
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✭✭✭✭✭*Builds time machine*brandonv516 wrote: »My wife: What's a craft bag?
Me: Those $2 grab bags at Michael's with clearance seasonal items in them.
My wife: Oh look! They have Poop Emoji pillows. In pink or blue. These would look so appropriate in the guest room.
Me: Sure. So long as there are absolutely no follow-up questions.
And that is why I don't know a single woman who has ever read a realistic time travel romance.
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max_only✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Wife or Waifu? Be honest.
also some of this thread is "yikes" but eh
#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
#OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
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""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom1 -
Wtrenga✭✭✭Lucky me who has a girlfriend that hates anything related to video games :-) She would never ever play this game with me lol.0 -
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✭✭✭I bet you haven't told her about the 50% off crown sales yet have you?
If you do, she'll make you buy twice as many crowns so she can get twice as much stuff because that way half of it is free.
She'll be saving you money.Founder and Co-GM of The Psijic Order Guild (NA)
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✭✭✭For me it's the other way around - I'm the wife who got her husband into playing ESO. We now both play together and couldn't be happier!
Indeed, he plays more than me now!
* Oh, and neither of us buy clown crates!
Edited by AlienSlof on March 14, 2017 12:32PMRIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend, my Shining Light. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.0 -
Fudly_budly✭✭✭✭My wife doesn't game. RNGoddess came through for me there at least. Buuuuuuut... My 13-yr old daughter discovered the Crown Store when I was afk.. Rule #1: RL trumps gaming.
Rule #2: True immersion is RL.
Rule #3: RL lag is wonderful.
Rule #4: People matter. Pixels do not.1
