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• PC/Mac: No maintenance – January 12
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Update 49 is now available for testing on the PTS! You can read the latest patch notes here: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/pts

PC NA Server down March 4th 2017

  • Karius_Imalthar
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    The funny meme pictures are great but spelling mistakes, when people went to the trouble of making them, hurt.
  • mabdastardseb17_ESO
    Is this a zos thing? Is this just fantasy?
    Stuck in a load screen, no escape from reality
    Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
    I'm just a poor boy, I need your sympathy
    Because I'm sat here, servers down, little high, gert big frown
    Any way this crash blows i't really matters to me, to me
    Zos, just killed me game
    Put a gun against its head
    Pulled the plug now servers dead
    Oh Zos i had just begun
    But now I've gone and thrown it all away
    Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
    Will the server be back again this time tomorrow
    Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
    Too late, my time has come
    Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
    Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
    Mama, ooh, I don't want to die

    sorry to queen fans everywhere but sometimes a lyric has to be murdered to fit
  • MidknightWolf
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    Is this a zos thing? Is this just fantasy?
    Stuck in a load screen, no escape from reality
    Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
    I'm just a poor boy, I need your sympathy
    Because I'm sat here, servers down, little high, gert big frown
    Any way this crash blows i't really matters to me, to me
    Zos, just killed me game
    Put a gun against its head
    Pulled the plug now servers dead
    Oh Zos i had just begun
    But now I've gone and thrown it all away
    Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
    Will the server be back again this time tomorrow
    Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
    Too late, my time has come
    Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
    Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
    Mama, ooh, I don't want to die

    sorry to queen fans everywhere but sometimes a lyric has to be murdered to fit

    I just read this by rapping it like M&M.
  • Decon98b16_ESO
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    Edited by Decon98b16_ESO on March 4, 2017 9:37PM
  • Poncho28
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    Cronopoly wrote: »
    Poncho88 wrote: »
    Maybe if North America had two servers, ZOS could fail over on one while maintenance is performed on the other. You know, no disruption of service?

    Just saying.

    I wrote this above...ANY of the components below could be "The" problem. It's not just a Server when you are talking potential redundancy systems, and yes it's an expensive option for hardware sitting idle. And sure they could do it, if we all didn't mind buying more Crown Store crates every month and buying every available house with Ca$h. then after they have finished buying their new homes and Beemers they might decide to invest in redundancy. Oops i got sarcastic there . I apologize. :p

    Also referring to Hardware systems where something "could" go wrong:
    Firewall's (NATS, SSL, Failover that doesnt failover correctly, Failed Policy pushes)
    SQL Servers (multiple types, stats or indexes not optimized)
    Storage farms (EMC etc, simple hard drives full)
    Core Routers - A million thjings that could go wrong. Spanning tree loop.
    DMZ Routers
    ACE Network appliances
    CSS appliances
    App Servers (lack of purging policies filling hard drive(s)...sooo common)
    HTTP Servers in DMZ
    Login Servers
    Backup/Media Servers running against production resources killing prod systems
    DNS servers

    Yes, read that and good stuff.

    But having just one server for any form of online service is kind of risky.

    Thanks
    Poncho-Dovahkiin (Defilers of Molag Bal, Lost Souls of Tamriel, Rebellious Spirit, EP ***)
  • rootimus
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    Poncho88 wrote: »
    Another server doesn't cost that much more, especially compared to the money lost due to down-time.

    If one server is all any online service is providing, then one point-of-failure is the risk that business is assuming. And to put it bluntly, that's an unacceptable business risk anyone should assume.

    Except we're not talking about, for example, a single HP GL120. "The server" we're talking about is rows of cabinets full of servers, each of which costs a lot of money. I suspect ZOS are renting from Amazon - I doubt any MMORPG company owns their own hardware, so they *could* gradually increase resources but given what I've seen since this game was in beta, they're more likely to gradually reduce them until they can't get away with doing so.
    Even on the internet, clear communication is important; it can be the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"; the difference between "knowing your s***" and "knowing you're s***".
    Greybeards & Gals - Civilised, laid-back, mature gamers. Beards optional. |
  • gediv2
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    OMG. Turn it back on!
    giphy.com/gifs/kzuKRQ9BN3Ffy
    Edited by gediv2 on March 4, 2017 9:27PM
  • Rene_Valionus
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    Oh no! its my worse nightmare!!! Waking-up to find i can't play because of a Maintenance :# My weekend is ruined!!!! :s


    ..............I guess i need to exercise today anyway......
  • UrQuan
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    Thanks for being awesome at your job Gina! :smiley:

    LOL really ? If they were awesome at their jobs we wouldn't be having the issues we have (especially on weekends).

    Look, Gina has nothing to do with the servers being down... and it is a Saturday (day off) for her...
    Notice I said THEY (as in Zos) in general ,but thank you for pointing out the blatantly obvious.
    That you were talking out of your ass?

    Someone specifically called out Gina as being awesome at her job - called her out by name, with absolutely no implication that they were talking about anyone else at ZOS, and you decided to object to someone specifically talking about Gina (whose job has literally nothing to do with keeping the servers running) with your asinine "LOL really ? If they were awesome at their jobs we wouldn't be having the issues we have (especially on weekends)."

    So yes, the blatantly obvious here is that you were completely talking out of your ass.
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • Idinuse
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    Is this a zos thing? Is this just fantasy?
    Stuck in a load screen, no escape from reality
    Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
    I'm just a poor boy, I need your sympathy
    Because I'm sat here, servers down, little high, gert big frown
    Any way this crash blows i't really matters to me, to me
    Zos, just killed me game
    Put a gun against its head
    Pulled the plug now servers dead
    Oh Zos i had just begun
    But now I've gone and thrown it all away
    Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
    Will the server be back again this time tomorrow
    Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
    Too late, my time has come
    Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
    Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
    Mama, ooh, I don't want to die

    sorry to queen fans everywhere but sometimes a lyric has to be murdered to fit

    https://youtu.be/3p4MZJsexEs
    Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium dolorem que laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?
  • GreySoul
    GreySoul
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    Poncho88 wrote:
    Another server doesn't cost that much more, especially compared to the money lost due to down-time.

    I can't imagine downtime costs them much.... I'm sure they have an IT contract, I'd assume it includes "after hours" support - either internally, or with their provider... so that's going to be a fixed cost over time regardless of up/down status.

    They're not going to hemorrhage paying customers. They might see a small number of people for whom this is the final straw, and they quit - but they're also adding new players every day.

    Even IF they offer some kind of compensation for the downtime in the form of exp bonus or something, that doesn't have any cost associated with it...

  • Unlikely_Ghostbuster
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    gediv2 wrote: »
    OMG. Turn it back on!

    LoL. "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" Page one of the IT manual.
  • C4rt3r_H4ll
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    Forum Rage Quit
  • Meetre
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    gediv2 wrote: »
    OMG. Turn it back on!

    LoL. "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" Page one of the IT manual.
    gediv2 wrote: »
    OMG. Turn it back on!

    LoL. "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" Page one of the IT manual.

    Yes, you do need to have the power turned on at your house for the computer to work...
  • Poncho28
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    rootimus wrote: »
    Poncho88 wrote: »
    Another server doesn't cost that much more, especially compared to the money lost due to down-time.

    If one server is all any online service is providing, then one point-of-failure is the risk that business is assuming. And to put it bluntly, that's an unacceptable business risk anyone should assume.

    Except we're not talking about, for example, a single HP GL120. "The server" we're talking about is rows of cabinets full of servers, each of which costs a lot of money. I suspect ZOS are renting from Amazon - I doubt any MMORPG company owns their own hardware, so they *could* gradually increase resources but given what I've seen since this game was in beta, they're more likely to gradually reduce them until they can't get away with doing so.

    Exactly - a single logical server. My recommendation is to have two (or more) logical servers, say a West Coast and an East Coast service. I know that's over simplified, but I could never understand why clustering for one logical server is a good solution.

    That would be a good question to ask, if ZOS has a traditional data center located with Bethesda or do they subscribe to a IAAS type of subscription (that truly would be costly).

    Poncho-Dovahkiin (Defilers of Molag Bal, Lost Souls of Tamriel, Rebellious Spirit, EP ***)
  • gediv2
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    ZOS!!!!! I'm losing Command!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvRBDQqSmY

  • choekstr
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    rootimus wrote: »
    Except we're not talking about, for example, a single HP GL120. "The server" we're talking about is rows of cabinets full of servers, each of which costs a lot of money. I suspect ZOS are renting from Amazon - I doubt any MMORPG company owns their own hardware, so they *could* gradually increase resources but given what I've seen since this game was in beta, they're more likely to gradually reduce them until they can't get away with doing so.

    Yeah, we're not talking about a single server when they say "Megaserver". This is dozens if not hundreds of machines and then the same rows of maxed out servers for EU, again for XBOX, another set for PS4, another albeit smaller set for PTS, another set for their testing...

    Think hundreds of servers, each server being very very expensive as it is a server class system. Megaserver is a concept but you can see the evidence of multiple systems by the "instances" and having to travel to someone to be in that same instance which means on the same server.
  • Epona222
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    Knights12 wrote: »
    One-Does-Not-Simply-Log-in-To-ESO-Online-There-Are-Crashes-Their-That-One-Does-Not-Know-About.jpg

    Meme's with bad spelling...smh

    *Cough* inappropriate apostrophe *cough*

    (Sorry, can't help myself, it just happens...)
    GM - Ghost Sea Trading Co - NA PC

    Epona was a Romano-Celtic goddess dating back to around 1800 to 2000 years before computer games were invented.
  • Taself
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    Oh no! its my worse nightmare!!! Waking-up to find i can't play because of a Maintenance :# My weekend is ruined!!!! :s


    ..............I guess i need to exercise today anyway......

    stuff the exercise.
    Woke up early on a Sunday to pvp, me pvping is rare in itself and no sever.
    Youtube is our friend :)
    Edited by Taself on March 4, 2017 9:38PM
  • rootimus
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    choekstr wrote: »
    rootimus wrote: »
    Except we're not talking about, for example, a single HP GL120. "The server" we're talking about is rows of cabinets full of servers, each of which costs a lot of money. I suspect ZOS are renting from Amazon - I doubt any MMORPG company owns their own hardware, so they *could* gradually increase resources but given what I've seen since this game was in beta, they're more likely to gradually reduce them until they can't get away with doing so.

    Yeah, we're not talking about a single server when they say "Megaserver". This is dozens if not hundreds of machines and then the same rows of maxed out servers for EU, again for XBOX, another set for PS4, another albeit smaller set for PTS, another set for their testing...

    Think hundreds of servers, each server being very very expensive as it is a server class system. Megaserver is a concept but you can see the evidence of multiple systems by the "instances" and having to travel to someone to be in that same instance which means on the same server.

    Just to be clear, "megaserver" is a marketing term. If it were a real-world term then the Eve server would be labeled a megaserver. /pedant

    Edit: A word absconded.
    Edited by rootimus on March 4, 2017 9:36PM
    Even on the internet, clear communication is important; it can be the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"; the difference between "knowing your s***" and "knowing you're s***".
    Greybeards & Gals - Civilised, laid-back, mature gamers. Beards optional. |
  • WldKarde
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    I think I'm officially either addicted to ESO...crazy...or both. ;)

    My back deck is within casting range of the Columbia river.
    And yet I'm sitting here glued to these forums waiting for the servers to come back up...


    So I can get back to fishing! :p
    PC NA
    Characters formally known as Veteran 16:
    Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
    "Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H
  • runagate
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    Went to the EU server. Made a blue argonian lass named Ich Mag Jungs. Weeee wailing prison here I come!
  • souravami
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    Nice.
    Fix the lag in trials as well when you're at it.
    PC NA
    vMOL. vAA HM. vHRC HM. vSO HM. vMA on every single class.
    "A game should be fun to play. Balance always comes second."
  • UrQuan
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    WldKarde wrote: »
    I think I'm officially either addicted to ESO...crazy...or both. ;)

    My back deck is within casting range of the Columbia river.
    And yet I'm sitting here glued to these forums waiting for the servers to come back up...


    So I can get back to fishing! :p
    I have never once had perfect roe drop from a fish caught in the Columbia river :p
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • gediv2
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    Who cares about Mega this or that. Turn it back on!

    Why can't I post a gify? example: http://giphy.com/gifs/kzuKRQ9BN3Ffy


    Edited by gediv2 on March 4, 2017 9:41PM
  • Cpt_Teemo
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    gediv2 wrote: »
    Who cares about Mega this or that. Turn it back on!

    Why can't I post a gify? example: http://giphy.com/gifs/kzuKRQ9BN3Ffy


    It wasn't a link to a specific image, you had to copy image location and post that
    giphy.gif
    Edited by Cpt_Teemo on March 4, 2017 9:43PM
  • qsnoopyjr
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    Can you remove CP for PvE as well.

    I think it causes a lot of lag, please do a week test of PvE with no CP.
    Just give out experience boost and everyone will be happy. Double experience week!
  • Idinuse
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    Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium dolorem que laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?
  • NobleNerd
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    gediv2 wrote: »
    OMG. Turn it back on!

    LoL. "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" Page one of the IT manual.

    ROFL... love that show "The IT Crowd". British comedy can be the best.
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  • tjbhunter
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    Is this a zos thing? Is this just fantasy?
    Stuck in a load screen, no escape from reality
    Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
    I'm just a poor boy, I need your sympathy
    Because I'm sat here, servers down, little high, gert big frown
    Any way this crash blows i't really matters to me, to me
    Zos, just killed me game
    Put a gun against its head
    Pulled the plug now servers dead
    Oh Zos i had just begun
    But now I've gone and thrown it all away
    Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
    Will the server be back again this time tomorrow
    Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
    Too late, my time has come
    Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
    Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
    Mama, ooh, I don't want to die

    sorry to queen fans everywhere but sometimes a lyric has to be murdered to fit

    I just read this by rapping it like M&M.

    M&M? latest?cb=20140709194432

    Edited by tjbhunter on March 4, 2017 9:48PM
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