Most memorable and most annoying ESO quotes?

Alucardo · August 2015

"Cat pi$$? Who throws cat pi$$ on someone?"

septvestige · August 2015

Most memorable:

"Where is the amulet of kings?!!!!" (The voice acting is perfect here)
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Most annoying:

Lysse Chauvry (the lady complainer at the Belkarth wayshrine): "...I'm gonna loose my shirt here...'"

Pallmor · August 2015

Pretty much every line of drunken NPC dialogue in Windhelm. It's a 24-hour party there every day!

THEDKEXPERIENCE · August 2015

"Maybe it's a giant Argonian dung pile." - Stormhold stable worker in reference to a Hist Tree.

Let's be honest though ... in 15 years you'll only remember one line. Sing it with me now ... "Red Diamond, red diamond..."

That song seriously needs an arrow to the knee.

Speely · August 2015

Directly after saving a village from a horrible doom:

"Come again when you can't stay so long."

Well f*** you too, you ungrateful twit.

Kobaal · August 2015

"If you need to lose 10 lbs. of ugly fat, I can chop off your head".

Teiji · August 2015

Rancer! You mad man, it's time to finish this!

The deal was sealed long ago. The Baelborne Child has served us well!

It was great when you could here these from within the entire zone.

P3ZZL3 · August 2015

You want annoying, here you go. Once you read this, however, you will NEVER EVER NOT HEAR IT Again in Spindleclutch...

"No! We must treat with them."

Vizier · August 2015

Parquier Gimbert- Barefoot Breton found drunk at a bridge...

"Why are you so interested in my shoes?"... Dude about made me spit my drink all over the screen. Brilliant little side quest.

Robo_Hobo · August 2015

I saw a mudcrab the other day.

arowz · August 2015

It's a perfectly good portal! I should know, I made it.

Totalitarian · August 2015

"It was Redguard society that drove me to become a bandit. That's right, I blame society."

VincentBlanquin · August 2015

"you have nothing but patience, do something for a change"

"lorene, bussines as usual?"

AlienSlof · August 2015

WitchyWarrior wrote: »

I can't remember exactly what is said, but I'm SURE you all know who I'm talking about.....The trick next to Belkarth Wayshrine. She just won't shut up!

JUST GO DELIVER IT YOURSELF!

Since my loading screen usually takes longer than I can sit still, I will go grab a drink or something. But as soon as I hear her voice I have to run back over to my computer to get the heck out of that area. I don't know exactly why she irritates me so much, but my god......

^ This! ^

She is just the most annoying one ever! I want to shut that whining woman up so bad it hurts!

And I agree about Razum-dar - he's made of awesome. Along with M'aiq the Liar... and Cadwell...

MmmmTofu · August 2015

"Do you know the old saying? 'Neither a borrower or a lender be'? "

"Really? Any idea where the stranger came from? I'd like to buy that hero an ale."

trinta · August 2015

Teiji wrote: »

Rancer! You mad man, it's time to finish this!

The deal was sealed long ago. The Baelborne Child has served us well!

It was great when you could here these from within the entire zone.

lol, flashback. Thanks. I'll be saying that all day now.

MmmmTofu wrote: »

"Do you know the old saying? 'Neither a borrower or a lender be'? "

"Really? Any idea where the stranger came from? I'd like to buy that hero an ale."

These, too.

Peel_Ya_Cap_517 · August 2015

When I'm freed from this ice prison, my heart will be filled with love again. But first, I'm going to make lute strings of his innards!

NocturnalGuideMe · February 2017

Most Annoying:

Having Lyris as a Follower. Useless and unoriginal.
"TAKE THAT YOU SKEEVING HORKER'

Most Memorable:
Choosing Abnur Tharn for my partner in the main quest. He cracks me up with that dry sarcastic wit. Everytime.

Although ill say this for lyris, she gets a few good digs in when they do their back and forth. pretty funny.

"you have a nose for a reason, so you can shut up and still breathe"

or anythign Cadwell says but thats because i love John Cleese.

NocturnalGuideMe · February 2017

NocturnalGuideMe wrote: »

Most Annoying:

Having Lyris as a Follower. Useless and unoriginal.
"TAKE THAT YOU SKEEVING HORKER'

Most Memorable:
Choosing Abnur Tharn for my partner in the main quest. He cracks me up with that dry sarcastic wit. Everytime.

Although ill say this for lyris, she gets a few good digs in when they do their back and forth. pretty funny.

"you have a nose for a reason, so you can shut up and still breathe"

Sidenote: Does anyone else really enjoy some of the tavern and market songs? Sometimes ill hang around on the inventory screen a little longer for a couple more bars of "Red Diamond, Red diamond!"

kyle.wilson · February 2017

The wood elf in Craglorn "What's brown and sticky?" .... "a stick"
Really ZOS?

NocturnalGuideMe · February 2017

the white girl wasted Nord in the Everful Flagon
Do you want to DANCE? I WANT TO DANCE!

Lynx7386 · February 2017

Wood elves aren't made of wood. Sea elves aren't made of water. Maiq isn't sure about high elves yet.

SFDB · February 2017

WitchyWarrior wrote: »

I can't remember exactly what is said, but I'm SURE you all know who I'm talking about.....The trick next to Belkarth Wayshrine. She just won't shut up!

JUST GO DELIVER IT YOURSELF!

Since my loading screen usually takes longer than I can sit still, I will go grab a drink or something. But as soon as I hear her voice I have to run back over to my computer to get the heck out of that area. I don't know exactly why she irritates me so much, but my god......

I came into this thread just to share that one, so I'm glad I'm not alone. If Molag Bal truly wanted to make Mannimarko's suffering legendary, the Prince should force him to take her on an endless road trip. After an hour he'd be begging for the flaming whips.

Also, any time the guards are jerks to you. Because nothing makes you feel like a powerful hero like being bullied by someone who's invincible.

NocturnalGuideMe · February 2017

SFDB wrote: »

WitchyWarrior wrote: »

I can't remember exactly what is said, but I'm SURE you all know who I'm talking about.....The trick next to Belkarth Wayshrine. She just won't shut up!

JUST GO DELIVER IT YOURSELF!

Since my loading screen usually takes longer than I can sit still, I will go grab a drink or something. But as soon as I hear her voice I have to run back over to my computer to get the heck out of that area. I don't know exactly why she irritates me so much, but my god......

I came into this thread just to share that one, so I'm glad I'm not alone. If Molag Bal truly wanted to make Mannimarko's suffering legendary, the Prince should force him to take her on an endless road trip. After an hour he'd be begging for the flaming whips.

Also, any time the guards are jerks to you. Because nothing makes you feel like a powerful hero like being bullied by someone who's invincible.

seriously, like fine why dont you and all your guard buddie go fight Molag Bal. let me know how it works out, ill be in the tavern sipping hard earned milk.

Cadbury · February 2017

"The skins of those you love, will fly as my banners" - Molag bal

First time I heard that, I was like O_O

heaven13 · February 2017

SilentRaven1972 wrote: »

I don't remember exactly where, only that it was a Daggerfall Covenant thing....A random NPC somewhere made reference to the "hide your wife, hide your kids" meme. I nearly died laughing!

Yes, this one! I love this every time I hear it. BTW, that guy is located in the square somewhere near Alcaire Castle. I got to hear him a lot during the New Life festival.