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Elves are Master race.
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Zoner✭✭✭✭Altmer are a bunch of prissy little stuck up nancies who can't take a punch to the face.
Also, red-eyed daedra worshipping fire mages seem way cooler to me. They're also kinkier. High elves look like they only know missionary through a hole in the sheet and don't ever talk about it afterward.Edited by Zoner on February 11, 2017 5:47AMNA EP
Seren Vedrano - EP NB
Geldis Vedrano -EP DK
Andewen Vedrano - EP Templar
Swiggity Swag - DC NB
Vashai The Impotent - AD DK
Sprints-With-Erect-Spine - EP Templar
Approved Inoffensive Name - EP Sorc
Serana Vedrano - EP DK
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MLGProPlayer✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »
Wow that went right over your head didn't it.MLGProPlayer wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »And I quote...
Due to the low fertility of Elven Women, Elven Men most likely are somewhat small...
Does this look like a small man to you?
The "size" you are referring to is direcrly correlated to height. Last time I checked, Altmer were the tallest beings in all the land.Edited by MLGProPlayer on February 11, 2017 5:55AM0 -
Fishoscandi✭✭✭✭I think this thread is focused on the high elfs... Well, guess what high elfs? I has black hair, suck it.Fishoscandi - Orc NB
Cookie of Dough - Dunmer Templar
Smells Like Tree Spirit - Bosmer Sorc
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✭✭TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »I will repost this from the other thread of WHY Humans > Elves...
1. Female Elves are stated to be much less fertile then Female Humans, now if anything is to go by then male elves are very likely to be...smaller, It is also a known fact that they are physically weaker then men are.
2. Humans have Talos and he is an actual God where as Almalexia, Vivec and Sotha Sil are "False" Gods.
3. Most problems in Tamriel were caused due to elven stupidity and their lack of common sense, Kagronac was an elf and caused the Dwemer race to go extinct, Mannimarco was an Elf and caused the Planemeld, Mankar Camoran was another silly little Elf and caused the Oblivion Crisis, the world would be better off without them.
4. In the majority of historic battles between Men and Mer, the Elves Lost, Snow Elves attacked Saathal and Got wiped out by the Nords, Ayleids tried to Enslsave the Alesians and got wiped out by the Nedes.. Your just lucky the Nords haven't decided to go wipe out all elven kind because knowing their track record they may very well succeed.
5. Elves Religious Beliefs are so laughably wrong, the Dunmer believe a bunch of Fake Gods are Divine, The Altmer believe that being a Descendent of the Et'Ada makes them special, well guess what the Humans Descended from the wondering Ehlnofey and where do you think the Ehlnofey came from? yeah they came from Aedra as well so the truth is Humans and Elves are related, Elves are just in Denial and cant accept that fact, but so what if they came before Humans, that just means Elves are primitive and Humans are more Evolved, that and Elven facial features such as their brows resemble those of Neanderthals.
6. Sheogorath takes the form of a Human, with his Ego why would he take the form of a lesser race unless Humans ARE INFACT Superior.
Elves should go back to making presents where they belong less they wish to end up a victim of the Thu'um whose power surpasses that any form of weak elven magic, Maybe the Nords should just wipe the rest out like they did you several other Elven races in the past.
You made me laugh, twice now
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SaRuZ✭✭✭✭✭Female Bosmer are actually the most attractive race in the game imo.
Altmer have always been narcissistic, arrogant & condescending. They remind me of Seymour from FFX. I always rolled Imperial in TES until ESO put them behind a paywall, Breton will suffice
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MLGProPlayer✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Female Bosmer are actually the most attractive race in the game imo.
Altmer have always been narcissistic, arrogant & condescending. They remind me of Seymour from FFX. I always rolled Imperial in TES until ESO put them behind a paywall, Breton will suffice
Can you blame them for being narcissistic, arrogant, and condescending when they're surrounded by savages?2 -
SaRuZ✭✭✭✭✭MLGProPlayer wrote: »Female Bosmer are actually the most attractive race in the game imo.
Altmer have always been narcissistic, arrogant & condescending. They remind me of Seymour from FFX. I always rolled Imperial in TES until ESO put them behind a paywall, Breton will suffice
Can you blame them for being narcissistic, arrogant, and condescending when they're surrounded by savages?
Completely savage.
Edited by SaRuZ on February 11, 2017 9:00AM1 -
raj72616a✭✭✭✭✭go play dragon age to see the future for altmers.
dunmers, on the other hands, are awesome.3 -
Skayaq✭✭✭✭✭you seem to mistakenly have typed "elves" when you meant to type "khajiit"Kazari-Dar, Khajiit Nightblade..........Jarkyr Storm-Blade, Nord Sorcerer .......... Dunric Amedain, Breton Templar
Araniwen, Altmer Sorcerer..................Llirasa Andralu, Dunmer Templar...................Marzug gro-Borgaz, Orc Warden
Calinchel, Bosmer Warden...................Jahrel-Xei, Argonian Nightblade....................Cienri Maraeud, Breton Sorcerer
Inara Savicci, Imperial Templar...................Garoric Attilus, Imperial Dragonknight............ Maevina Tallian, Imperial Nightblade
Ravanni-Ko, Khajiit Dragonknight..........Faevyn Ice-Heart, Nord Warden..........Nazran al-Taneth, Redguard Dragonknight3 -
117Dios✭✭✭
Pelinal "Putting spears through knife-ears" Whitestrake
Pelinal "You're not fine till you praise the Nine" Whitestrake
Pelinal "If it's yellow, smash the fellow" Whitestrake
Pelinal "There's no ride like genocide" Whitestrake
Pelinal "Put the Elf in a noose and you'll never lose." Whitestrake
Pelinal "A mace to the face will cure the Elven race." Whitestrake
Pelinal "To be fair, I'd kill a Mer" WhitestrakeEdited by 117Dios on February 11, 2017 9:28AM6 -
raidentenshu_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Sounds like his wife cheated on him with a handsome looking elf. That's why he has such hatred for the superior breed.Edited by raidentenshu_ESO on February 11, 2017 9:35AM1 -
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✭✭✭✭MLGProPlayer wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »
Wow that went right over your head didn't it.MLGProPlayer wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »And I quote...
Due to the low fertility of Elven Women, Elven Men most likely are somewhat small...
Does this look like a small man to you?
The "size" you are referring to is direcrly correlated to height. Last time I checked, Altmer were the tallest beings in all the land.
You must really be blind, you see Pelinal was an actual Demi-God, Mere mortals such as the Elves were beneath him.raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »Sounds like his wife cheated on him with a handsome looking elf. That's why he has such hatred for the superior breed.
"Pelinal Whitestrake, renowned as "The Divine Crusader", was an immortal hero, legendary warrior, sorcerer, king, and crusader who fought as champion of the Slave-queen"
Also this isn't attractive, they resemble unwashed Neanderthals with those brow ridges and those giant bug eyes, also they are scrawny and their hairline is receding.
Then again who am I too judge what others find attractive....Edited by TX12001rwb17_ESO on February 11, 2017 10:11AM1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Aldmeri Superiority is the only truth in existance.Auri-El is my lord,
Trinimac is my shield,
Magnus is my mind.
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TheShadowScout✭✭✭✭✭
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That's sooo not true, as evidenced by my manly dunmer boy Kelasendar:ScooberSteve wrote: »Yeah too bad all elven men are build like little girls.
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...okay, so maybe it IS true, sometime!
I keep asking my elf boy characters about that. They just blush and quickly change the subject for some reason...TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »...now if anything is to go by then male elves are very likely to be... smaller...
TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »Wow that went right over your head didn't it.
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I knew it, no wonder so many female Bosmer married Humans.TheShadowScout wrote: »
That's sooo not true, as evidenced by my manly dunmer boy Kelasendar:ScooberSteve wrote: »Yeah too bad all elven men are build like little girls.
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...okay, so maybe it IS true, sometime!
I keep asking my elf boy characters about that. They just blush and quickly change the subject for some reason...TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »...now if anything is to go by then male elves are very likely to be... smaller...TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »Wow that went right over your head didn't it.
Had to do that now...
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raidentenshu_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »MLGProPlayer wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »
Wow that went right over your head didn't it.MLGProPlayer wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »And I quote...
Due to the low fertility of Elven Women, Elven Men most likely are somewhat small...
Does this look like a small man to you?
The "size" you are referring to is direcrly correlated to height. Last time I checked, Altmer were the tallest beings in all the land.
You must really be blind, you see Pelinal was an actual Demi-God, Mere mortals such as the Elves were beneath him.raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »Sounds like his wife cheated on him with a handsome looking elf. That's why he has such hatred for the superior breed.
"Pelinal Whitestrake, renowned as "The Divine Crusader", was an immortal hero, legendary warrior, sorcerer, king, and crusader who fought as champion of the Slave-queen"
Also this isn't attractive, they resemble unwashed Neanderthals with those brow ridges and those giant bug eyes, also they are scrawny and their hairline is receding.
Then again who am I too judge what others find attractive....
Dude that's from Skyrim..... ALL characters and NPCs aren't very attractive in the game because Bethesda didn't put much effort into making them look better. With added in Mods (PC master race) They look far better then they do in vanilla version.1 -
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✭✭✭✭Yeah, elves are so superior that Ysgramor used them to wipe his ass. And that is how toilet paper was discovered.3 -
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No ESO is just more cartoony, this however is a much more realistic depiction also I must ask..why do you insult your own species? i'm pretty sure your a human but other that that I can tell you one major reason why humans are better then elves....Because Humans exist outside of a video game.raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »MLGProPlayer wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »
Wow that went right over your head didn't it.MLGProPlayer wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »And I quote...
Due to the low fertility of Elven Women, Elven Men most likely are somewhat small...
Does this look like a small man to you?
The "size" you are referring to is direcrly correlated to height. Last time I checked, Altmer were the tallest beings in all the land.
You must really be blind, you see Pelinal was an actual Demi-God, Mere mortals such as the Elves were beneath him.raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »Sounds like his wife cheated on him with a handsome looking elf. That's why he has such hatred for the superior breed.
"Pelinal Whitestrake, renowned as "The Divine Crusader", was an immortal hero, legendary warrior, sorcerer, king, and crusader who fought as champion of the Slave-queen"
Also this isn't attractive, they resemble unwashed Neanderthals with those brow ridges and those giant bug eyes, also they are scrawny and their hairline is receding.
Then again who am I too judge what others find attractive....
Dude that's from Skyrim..... ALL characters and NPCs aren't very attractive in the game because Bethesda didn't put much effort into making them look better. With added in Mods (PC master race) They look far better then they do in vanilla version.
Edited by TX12001rwb17_ESO on February 11, 2017 10:38AM1 -
MLGProPlayer✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »
No ESO is just more cartoony, this however is a much more realistic depiction also I must ask..why do you insult your own species? i'm pretty sure your a human but other that that I can tell you one major reason why humans are better then elves....Because Humans exist outside of a video game.raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »MLGProPlayer wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »
Wow that went right over your head didn't it.MLGProPlayer wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »And I quote...
Due to the low fertility of Elven Women, Elven Men most likely are somewhat small...
Does this look like a small man to you?
The "size" you are referring to is direcrly correlated to height. Last time I checked, Altmer were the tallest beings in all the land.
You must really be blind, you see Pelinal was an actual Demi-God, Mere mortals such as the Elves were beneath him.raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »Sounds like his wife cheated on him with a handsome looking elf. That's why he has such hatred for the superior breed.
"Pelinal Whitestrake, renowned as "The Divine Crusader", was an immortal hero, legendary warrior, sorcerer, king, and crusader who fought as champion of the Slave-queen"
Also this isn't attractive, they resemble unwashed Neanderthals with those brow ridges and those giant bug eyes, also they are scrawny and their hairline is receding.
Then again who am I too judge what others find attractive....
Dude that's from Skyrim..... ALL characters and NPCs aren't very attractive in the game because Bethesda didn't put much effort into making them look better. With added in Mods (PC master race) They look far better then they do in vanilla version.
How do you know he/she is a human?0 -
raidentenshu_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »
No ESO is just more cartoony, this however is a much more realistic depiction also I must ask..why do you insult your own species? i'm pretty sure your a human.raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »MLGProPlayer wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »
Wow that went right over your head didn't it.MLGProPlayer wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »And I quote...
Due to the low fertility of Elven Women, Elven Men most likely are somewhat small...
Does this look like a small man to you?
The "size" you are referring to is direcrly correlated to height. Last time I checked, Altmer were the tallest beings in all the land.
You must really be blind, you see Pelinal was an actual Demi-God, Mere mortals such as the Elves were beneath him.raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »Sounds like his wife cheated on him with a handsome looking elf. That's why he has such hatred for the superior breed.
"Pelinal Whitestrake, renowned as "The Divine Crusader", was an immortal hero, legendary warrior, sorcerer, king, and crusader who fought as champion of the Slave-queen"
Also this isn't attractive, they resemble unwashed Neanderthals with those brow ridges and those giant bug eyes, also they are scrawny and their hairline is receding.
Then again who am I too judge what others find attractive....
Dude that's from Skyrim..... ALL characters and NPCs aren't very attractive in the game because Bethesda didn't put much effort into making them look better. With added in Mods (PC master race) They look far better then they do in vanilla version.
In ESO Elves are far better looking then in Skyrim. I give ZOS credit on improving the appearance of elves. I don't see the cartoon feature... unless if you speaking about Skyrim?0 -
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✭✭MLGProPlayer wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »
No ESO is just more cartoony, this however is a much more realistic depiction also I must ask..why do you insult your own species? i'm pretty sure your a human but other that that I can tell you one major reason why humans are better then elves....Because Humans exist outside of a video game.raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »MLGProPlayer wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »
Wow that went right over your head didn't it.MLGProPlayer wrote: »TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »And I quote...
Due to the low fertility of Elven Women, Elven Men most likely are somewhat small...
Does this look like a small man to you?
The "size" you are referring to is direcrly correlated to height. Last time I checked, Altmer were the tallest beings in all the land.
You must really be blind, you see Pelinal was an actual Demi-God, Mere mortals such as the Elves were beneath him.raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »Sounds like his wife cheated on him with a handsome looking elf. That's why he has such hatred for the superior breed.
"Pelinal Whitestrake, renowned as "The Divine Crusader", was an immortal hero, legendary warrior, sorcerer, king, and crusader who fought as champion of the Slave-queen"
Also this isn't attractive, they resemble unwashed Neanderthals with those brow ridges and those giant bug eyes, also they are scrawny and their hairline is receding.
Then again who am I too judge what others find attractive....
Dude that's from Skyrim..... ALL characters and NPCs aren't very attractive in the game because Bethesda didn't put much effort into making them look better. With added in Mods (PC master race) They look far better then they do in vanilla version.
How do you know he/she is a human?
Good question. Who am I??? really.0 -
NoFlash✭✭✭Shout out to the DC who listen to me in zone chat whenever AD or EP push in the map. I use colorful words to describe enemy factions. Daggerfall Covenant
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✭✭✭I could prove that my main is not 'small'... but the pic wouldn't be allowed on this forum!
However, I do like my high elves - most of my characters are Altmer or Khajiit.
My male Altmer vampire (main):
My Altmer healer:
In my eyes, the most beautiful of the fur-less races. RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.2
