Attractive? Subjective

Pompousness is wholly unattractive honey, time to stop immigration from the summerset isles.





((I don't even know where this joke is going anymore))

More like Altmer master race.

The Bosmer are tree dwelling cannibals,, the dark elves are hideous devil worshippers, and the orcs are savages.

And I quote...

Due to the low fertility of Elven Women, Elven Men most likely are somewhat small...

Also you elves with your neanderthal brows will serve as fine food for your vampire masters.

raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

MLGProPlayer wrote: »

More like Altmer master race.

The Bosmer are tree dwelling cannibals,, the dark elves are hideous devil worshippers, and the orcs are savages.

Bosmers are perfect for controlling the population of men. Without them the planet would be overpopulated, and people would soon starve due to low resources of food.

As for worshipping a Daedric prince.... Nothing wrong with it.

and not but least Orcs... well their useful for something... muscle. Most of them are as dumb as the Nords.

Have you ever met Pelinal Whitestrake?

I will repost this from the other thread of WHY Humans > Elves...

1. Female Elves are stated to be much less fertile then Female Humans, now if anything is to go by then male elves are very likely to be...smaller, It is also a known fact that they are physically weaker then men are.

2. Humans have Talos and he is an actual God where as Almalexia, Vivec and Sotha Sil are "False" Gods.

3. Most problems in Tamriel were caused due to elven stupidity and their lack of common sense, Kagronac was an elf and caused the Dwemer race to go extinct, Mannimarco was an Elf and caused the Planemeld, Mankar Camoran was another silly little Elf and caused the Oblivion Crisis, the world would be better off without them.

4. In the majority of historic battles between Men and Mer, the Elves Lost, Snow Elves attacked Saathal and Got wiped out by the Nords, Ayleids tried to Enslsave the Alesians and got wiped out by the Nedes.. Your just lucky the Nords haven't decided to go wipe out all elven kind because knowing their track record they may very well succeed.

5. Elves Religious Beliefs are so laughably wrong, the Dunmer believe a bunch of Fake Gods are Divine, The Altmer believe that being a Descendent of the Et'Ada makes them special, well guess what the Humans Descended from the wondering Ehlnofey and where do you think the Ehlnofey came from? yeah they came from Aedra as well so the truth is Humans and Elves are related, Elves are just in Denial and cant accept that fact, but so what if they came before Humans, that just means Elves are primitive and Humans are more Evolved, that and Elven facial features such as their brows resemble those of Neanderthals.

6. Sheogorath takes the form of a Human, with his Ego why would he take the form of a lesser race unless Humans ARE INFACT Superior.

Elves should go back to making presents where they belong less they wish to end up a victim of the Thu'um whose power surpasses that any form of weak elven magic, Maybe the Nords should just wipe the rest out like they did you several other Elven races in the past.

Altmers make good StamSorcs

Altmer females are by far the most attractive in ESO in my opinion.

Waffennacht wrote: »

TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »

I will repost this from the other thread of WHY Humans > Elves...

1. Female Elves are stated to be much less fertile then Female Humans, now if anything is to go by then male elves are very likely to be...smaller, It is also a known fact that they are physically weaker then men are.

2. Humans have Talos and he is an actual God where as Almalexia, Vivec and Sotha Sil are "False" Gods.

3. Most problems in Tamriel were caused due to elven stupidity and their lack of common sense, Kagronac was an elf and caused the Dwemer race to go extinct, Mannimarco was an Elf and caused the Planemeld, Mankar Camoran was another silly little Elf and caused the Oblivion Crisis, the world would be better off without them.

4. In the majority of historic battles between Men and Mer, the Elves Lost, Snow Elves attacked Saathal and Got wiped out by the Nords, Ayleids tried to Enslsave the Alesians and got wiped out by the Nedes.. Your just lucky the Nords haven't decided to go wipe out all elven kind because knowing their track record they may very well succeed.

5. Elves Religious Beliefs are so laughably wrong, the Dunmer believe a bunch of Fake Gods are Divine, The Altmer believe that being a Descendent of the Et'Ada makes them special, well guess what the Humans Descended from the wondering Ehlnofey and where do you think the Ehlnofey came from? yeah they came from Aedra as well so the truth is Humans and Elves are related, Elves are just in Denial and cant accept that fact, but so what if they came before Humans, that just means Elves are primitive and Humans are more Evolved, that and Elven facial features such as their brows resemble those of Neanderthals.

6. Sheogorath takes the form of a Human, with his Ego why would he take the form of a lesser race unless Humans ARE INFACT Superior.

You elves should go back to making presents where you belong less you wish to end up a victim of the Thu'um whose power surpasses that any form of weak elven magic, Maybe the Nords should just wipe you out like they did you several other Elven races in the past.

Like a True Man-Beast, mistaking both size and brawn for strength and stamina and ... proficiency. Female Mer have low fertility because Mer reproductive practices are in such a higher number that evolution has taken measures to prevent over population - as there is no being capable of comparison yet alone prey on Mer. The magic superiority is another reason Argonians (and all other races) are so Lusty over Mer, no Milk Drinker will have you flying above the sheets.

So you're going to boast about Talos? The God of Selfishness? What did this mighty "god" do for you? He turned a jungle into a plain. Wow! He essentially did what Argonian Slaves did with plows. He had the ability to give the Milk Drinkers literally divinity, yet he changed a field, he is a true testament to Man Beast inability to look beyond themselves.

The reason Man-Beasts even survive today is that our greatest enemy is ourselves. Constant pillaging from our fallen cousins, the loss of our underground brothers to the ever blessed pursuit of truth, the Divine Three a truly tragic eposide of love. You mock these Mer, yet what stories of Nords hold such depth and meaning? I'm sure you, "took an arrow to the knee."

Sheograth takes on the form of man because he is the embodiment of Insanity, I think that speaks unto it self Man-Beast.

(Btw RPing aside, I thought the present joke was hilarious! ) @TX12001rwb17_ESO

Oh forget humans instead bow before your vampiric master, Vampires are faster, stronger, smarter, their magic is more powerful, they are immortal and are immune to the many diseases that you elves carry.

They know the truth as they can taste the "Inferiority" in your Blood.

Wood elves are nothing more than tree scamps

raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

As for worshipping a Daedric prince.... Nothing wrong with it.

From what I've seen in this game, most daedra are pretty *** evil. And they still look like rats (the dunmer).

Talos is a bloodthirsty war criminal who is not even born yet

MLGProPlayer wrote: »

More like Altmer master race.

The Bosmer are tree dwelling cannibals,, the dark elves are hideous devil worshippers, and the orcs are savages.

ArchMikem wrote: »

Allow me to provide you with something from the Lore.

However, one of Fadomai's (Padomay) children, Azurah, had also been given a gift by their mother. She was given permission to take one of Nirni's (Nirn) children, and reshape them to her own liking, so long as she made them the fastest, cleverest, and most beautiful of all creatures. Azurah chose a group of forest dwellers among Nirni's children, and from them, she formed the Khajiit.

You were saying?

TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »

Oh forget humans instead bow before your vampiric master, Vampires are faster, stronger, smarter, their magic is more powerful, they are immortal and are immune to the many diseases that you elves carry.

They know the truth as they can taste the "Inferiority" in your Blood.

You do know how the first Vampire came into being right? Molag Bal traveled to Nirn, took the form of a Man, found a Virgin and *** her. With his seed she eventually died, then resurrected as a Vampire that then went on to Massacre her hometown. Quite a Lorebook...

Then we are the direct children of a God.

This Elven supremacy crap is really awful.

I mean seriously, all you Elves do is fight amongst yourselves endlessly.

Pitiful really.