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MidknightWolf
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  • Phinix1
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    "A health buff... TO THEIR PETS!"

    LOL. Good show ol' chap.
  • MidknightWolf
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    Im still crying so hard roflmfao
  • Seraphayel
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    I love these videos. There are thousand versions of it for ESO but I still laugh hahaha.
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    Aldmeri Dominion
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  • hingarthuub17_ESO
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    I can't star this enough! I'm lol'ing so hard I'm crying! So well done!
  • Lynx7386
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    Funny as hell but I'm curious what they're actually talking about [snip]
    [edited for inappropriate content]
    Edited by ZOS_Icy on November 30, 2025 7:13PM
    PS4 / NA
    M'asad - Khajiit Nightblade - Healer
    Pakhet - Khajiit Dragonknight - Tank
    Raksha - Khajiit Sorcerer - Stamina DPS
    Bastet - Khajiit Templar - Healer
    Leonin - Khajiit Warden - Tank
  • StrawberryKitsune
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    That was brilliant. I'm wiping the tears of laughter away. Good show. XD
  • Matteron
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    Great vId and captions ! I've seen this used several times, just wondering if anyone can provide me with the original and its context ?
  • altemriel
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    :smiley:
  • Minalan
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    These are kind of stupid when you can actually understand Spanish.
    (Subtitle: then ZOS decided, to nerf proc sets)

    Because what you hear and clearly understand doesn't match the words, kind of like this post example.
    (Subtitle: But then I said, I'm Wrobel and I know how to balance!)

    In fact it's really not very funny at all. Like, if some guy is talking about working in a kitchen, and people subtitle it with MMO video game references.
    (Subtitle: wait till you see what I did to DK! We promised a buff!)

    [snip]
    [edited for trolling]
    Edited by ZOS_Icy on November 30, 2025 7:12PM
  • Seraphayel
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    Don't ruin this glorious video!
    Edited by Seraphayel on February 6, 2017 9:23PM
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    Aldmeri Dominion
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  • Faunter
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    Have an awesome.
  • BigRiver
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    Hahahaha! I'm still laughing! Too funny!
  • Vildebill
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    Hahaha this made me laugh hard! :D
    Seraphayel wrote: »
    Wow, you're fun at parties Minalan, aren't you?

    And this almost even harder!

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  • Gandrhulf_Harbard
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    I saw this the first time the other week, regarding the DK Stam buffs/nerfs etc.

    I have to admit it makes me laugh my head off every time.

    All The Best
    Those memories come back to haunt me, they haunt me like a curse.
    Is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is it something worse.
  • KochDerDamonen
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    Minalan wrote: »
    These are kind of stupid when you can actually understand Spanish.
    (Subtitle: then ZOS decided, to nerf proc sets)

    Because what you hear and clearly understand doesn't match the words, kind of like this post example.
    (Subtitle: But then I said, I'm Wrobel and I know how to balance!)

    In fact it's really not very funny at all. Like, if some guy is talking about working in a kitchen, and people subtitle it with MMO video game references.
    (Subtitle: wait till you see what I did to DK! We promised a buff!)

    [snip]

    A bibbity bee, won tehai billy boo
    (It could be in Sims language for all anyone cares, it's the dude's laugh that makes it spicy.)
    [edited to remove quote]
    Edited by ZOS_Icy on November 30, 2025 7:12PM
    If you quote someone, and intend for them to see what you have said, be sure to Mention them with @[insert name].
  • Molec
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    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    Funny as hell but I'm curious what they're actually talking about [snip]
    Matteron wrote: »
    Great vId and captions ! I've seen this used several times, just wondering if anyone can provide me with the original and its context ?


    He was talking about how he worked only 7 years in his 45 years, the main laughter was him talking about a bad experience in a kitchen job he once worked. At the end of his first day working at a restaurant he was asked to clean moldy cookware in the sea and lost most of the paella pans due to the tide being higher than anticipated. The ESO variations of this clip are far more hillarious than the true story lol
    [edited to remove quote]
    Edited by ZOS_Icy on November 30, 2025 7:14PM
    PC-EU 666cp+

    Molec - Dunmer Magika Sorc
    Lucius Bal - Altmer Magika DK
    Avborh - Breton Magika Templar
    Skorun - Altmer Magika NB
    Darum-Zar - Khajiit Stamina DK
    Nephi Dagon - Argonian Mag Templar
    Warden of Red Mountain - Bosmer Stamina Warden
    Warden of Dagoth-Ur - Altmer Magika Warden

    George Carlin — "Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
  • Lyserus
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    XD help i can't stop laughing
  • Lyserus
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    seriously this needs to stay on top until we had all the fun or ZOS delete this XD
  • MidknightWolf
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    Its True! HHeheheeeeeeehehehehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • altemriel
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    there are already english subtitles in the video, just turn them on! :smiley:
  • Mashille
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    Your complaining that Mag sorcs don't have enough survivability which is just wrong. And curse got buffed so...
    Edited by Mashille on February 7, 2017 10:56AM
    House Baratheon: 'Ours Is The Fury'
  • AnviOfVai
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    oh god you had me in tears! thank you for this haha!!

    But I will still use my pets as I always have! haha
    Edited by AnviOfVai on February 7, 2017 11:28AM
    "I appear at my lord's behest, or perhaps I was always here, and you merely lacked the ability to see me."

    PS4 - EU

    AD - Pet Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - 160
    DC - Warden - Werewolf - in - progress - 160
    DC - Templar - Tank - 160
    DC - Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - in - progress
    EP - Dragon Knight -Fire Tank - 160
    EP - Nightblade - Damage Dealer - 160

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