Homestead: There are legit brothels being formed

Sausage · February 2017

Prof_Bawbag wrote: »

Sausage wrote: »

Brothels should have been included in ESO always. Its just stupid to think prostitutes didnt exist in Tamriel. This is something what ES-series should learn from Witcher and Game of Thrones, imho.

It's not stupid at all when you consider Bethesda's stance against nudity and sex in general in every TES game to date. They made the decision a long time ago that it isn't what they want in TES. You know how it goes in the US, everyone lords over decapitations, eye gouging and lots of other graphic content, but show some side boob and all hell breaks loose.

I find it funny that Taverns are included, but no Brothels, so in Tamriel, people get drunk and fap later? Awesome. Nords surely wont fap for example. Its just odd they are trying to be WoW with ES. Like ES-series is trying to hide what they are.

Darkstorne · February 2017

Prof_Bawbag wrote: »

Sausage wrote: »

Brothels should have been included in ESO always. Its just stupid to think prostitutes didnt exist in Tamriel. This is something what ES-series should learn from Witcher and Game of Thrones, imho.

It's not stupid at all when you consider Bethesda's stance against nudity and sex in general in every TES game to date.

There's still no nudity, and unless there's a very exciting new Personality due for release that I'm unaware of, there's no sex possible here either. Scantily clad women dancing on tables in erotic bars though? That's been in TES games before. I'm guessing you never played Morrowind.

Danikat · February 2017

Prof_Bawbag wrote: »

Sausage wrote: »

Brothels should have been included in ESO always. Its just stupid to think prostitutes didnt exist in Tamriel. This is something what ES-series should learn from Witcher and Game of Thrones, imho.

It's not stupid at all when you consider Bethesda's stance against nudity and sex in general in every TES game to date. They made the decision a long time ago that it isn't what they want in TES. You know how it goes in the US, everyone lords over decapitations, eye gouging and lots of other graphic content, but show some side boob and all hell breaks loose.

Which is strange considering the box art for Arena, and various character depictions in Arena and Daggerfall.

Prof_Bawbag · February 2017

Darkstorne wrote: »

Prof_Bawbag wrote: »

Sausage wrote: »

Brothels should have been included in ESO always. Its just stupid to think prostitutes didnt exist in Tamriel. This is something what ES-series should learn from Witcher and Game of Thrones, imho.

It's not stupid at all when you consider Bethesda's stance against nudity and sex in general in every TES game to date.

There's still no nudity, and unless there's a very exciting new Personality due for release that I'm unaware of, there's no sex possible here either. Scantily clad women dancing on tables in erotic bars though? That's been in TES games before. I'm guessing you never played Morrowind.

I played Morrowind, in fact, started on Daggerfall but can't remember that if truth be told. Everything has been toned down further if that was the case. Got real family friendly since Oblivion.

captainwolfos · February 2017

Y'know? Somehow I'm really not surprised.

Sausage · February 2017

I would almost bet that 50% of the sales GTA5 did was because of sex and stripclubs.

jarydf · February 2017

Kevduit is going have to make yet another "how to make gold in eso" video.

Poor Question Elf...

Jade1986 · February 2017

Messy1 wrote: »

Almost took a screenshot, but decided against it.

Was on the Gold Coat and someone with a name kinda of like "Magic Mike" was advertising for his brothel guild called something close to "Diamond Daggers." He was looking for guild recruits and or customers for his large house that will no doubt be full of scantily clad digital people doing the Divines know what.

Anyway, this is more evidence of why we need a second part of the Justice system so we can form groups and break up these brothel rings.

ALSO: The scuttlebutt is that the reason they made the character limits for housing the way they are is because of the performance issues for the lowest specced PCs/Consoles so that if all 24 people decided to pair off and have 12 separate duel at the same time, the performance wouldn't suffer.

Edit, I now see what you were getting at.

ralvdlindenpeb18_ESO · February 2017

Evry mmo needs a goldshire

Tabbycat · February 2017

As long as they keep it in their houses, I don't care.

Gandrhulf_Harbard · February 2017

STEVIL wrote: »

Prostitution in any form is solidly in historical context a serious criminal act... unless performed in holy temples so the gods get their cut.

Yup just need someone to start a House of Astarte / Ishtar and we'll be firmly supported by historical records.

All The Best

Tryxus · February 2017

Molydeus wrote: »

Who gives a ****?

Prob the ppl who work at those brothels

Darkstorne · February 2017

Prof_Bawbag wrote: »

Darkstorne wrote: »

Prof_Bawbag wrote: »

Sausage wrote: »

Brothels should have been included in ESO always. Its just stupid to think prostitutes didnt exist in Tamriel. This is something what ES-series should learn from Witcher and Game of Thrones, imho.

It's not stupid at all when you consider Bethesda's stance against nudity and sex in general in every TES game to date.

There's still no nudity, and unless there's a very exciting new Personality due for release that I'm unaware of, there's no sex possible here either. Scantily clad women dancing on tables in erotic bars though? That's been in TES games before. I'm guessing you never played Morrowind.

I played Morrowind, in fact, started on Daggerfall but can't remember that if truth be told. Everything has been toned down further if that was the case. Got real family friendly since Oblivion.

It's been toned down, but Morrowind got the balance right imo. Daggerfall and Arena had scantily clad women everywhere. Morrowind kept it to seedy bars where it added to the atmosphere in a believable way, and still without nudity.

NoFlash · February 2017

Kappa

WhiteCoatSyndrome · February 2017

Sausage wrote: »

Brothels should have been included in ESO always. Its just stupid to think prostitutes didnt exist in Tamriel.

Clearly you've never been to Ebonheart. Tip: go talk to the NPCs in the Ebony Flask.

Sheezabeast · February 2017

Do I have to keep reminding people how many children and pre teens and teenagers play this game alongside older people??? That person you're talking dirty to on TS for gold could be a child and you could be committing a felony. A 15 year old may say they're 18 and a 13 year old may say they're 17...so I hope you think about that the next time you see that happening. Sex abuse is real and happening and we have a responsibility as a community to give a f***. If no one else will, I will proudly give a f***.

JD2013 · February 2017

WhiteCoatSyndrome wrote: »

Sausage wrote: »

Brothels should have been included in ESO always. Its just stupid to think prostitutes didnt exist in Tamriel.

Clearly you've never been to Ebonheart. Tip: go talk to the NPCs in the Ebony Flask.

^ And go see in the basement.

jroc699_burr · February 2017

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Nerf housing asap
please dont add stripper poles god forbid khajiits have somewhere to play

Lithium Flower · February 2017

ESO is rated mature. Minors don't belong here anyway.

AhPook_Is_Here · February 2017

Sheezabeast wrote: »

Do I have to keep reminding people how many children and pre teens and teenagers play this game alongside older people??? That person you're talking dirty to on TS for gold could be a child and you could be committing a felony. A 15 year old may say they're 18 and a 13 year old may say they're 17...so I hope you think about that the next time you see that happening. Sex abuse is real and happening and we have a responsibility as a community to give a f***. If no one else will, I will proudly give a f***.

Just going to point out that the game has a mature rating and while you shouldn't be talking dirty to anyone you don't don't know well; it is parental negligence that allows a minor to play a mature game. I don't look to mmo's for that kind of social gratification myself as the real world presents more interesting opportunities with better known partners. I remember one an odd thing that happened at the beginning of the game, a guy I know who played a female character was cybering with another female character that was a female. She thought she was cybering with another girl and when she found out it was a guy she went ballistic on everyone in the guild. Most of the people didn't know each other in this guild anyway, I didn't know many people but she went on to message me all kinds of angry things even though I didn't know the guy she was cybering with or her and after about 20 minutes of listening to her rant finally put her on ignore.

Obviously if you are a parent and you knowingly let your teenage child role-play sex acts in a brothel you (third person) should be criminally liable for child abuse.

Having said that, an Altmer a Dunmer a Kajit a Bosmer an Orsmer and an Argonian walk into a temple of Mara and get married, what does that make them?

A Polymer.

Tabbycat · February 2017

Darkstorne wrote: »

Prof_Bawbag wrote: »

Darkstorne wrote: »

Prof_Bawbag wrote: »

Sausage wrote: »

Brothels should have been included in ESO always. Its just stupid to think prostitutes didnt exist in Tamriel. This is something what ES-series should learn from Witcher and Game of Thrones, imho.

It's not stupid at all when you consider Bethesda's stance against nudity and sex in general in every TES game to date.

There's still no nudity, and unless there's a very exciting new Personality due for release that I'm unaware of, there's no sex possible here either. Scantily clad women dancing on tables in erotic bars though? That's been in TES games before. I'm guessing you never played Morrowind.

I played Morrowind, in fact, started on Daggerfall but can't remember that if truth be told. Everything has been toned down further if that was the case. Got real family friendly since Oblivion.

It's been toned down, but Morrowind got the balance right imo. Daggerfall and Arena had scantily clad women everywhere. Morrowind kept it to seedy bars where it added to the atmosphere in a believable way, and still without nudity.

Ah yes, Suran's House of Earthly Delights. You could get some rather "interesting" mods for that if you were into that sort of thing.

Darkstorne · February 2017

Sheezabeast wrote: »

Do I have to keep reminding people how many children and pre teens and teenagers play this game alongside older people??? That person you're talking dirty to on TS for gold could be a child and you could be committing a felony. A 15 year old may say they're 18 and a 13 year old may say they're 17...so I hope you think about that the next time you see that happening. Sex abuse is real and happening and we have a responsibility as a community to give a f***. If no one else will, I will proudly give a f***.

Seriously? While you're at it, why not argue that GTA should be banned because it's appalling for kids. CoD too, and you'll have a hat-trick.

craybest · February 2017

isn't ESO 18+ anyway?
and lol this is awesome, I love when people get creative XD

ArchMikem · February 2017

Browiseth wrote: »

Molydeus wrote: »

Who gives a ****?

This. Just let people do what they want got damn

Because in the real world, yknow that one where you sit down and play the game? This crap isnt allowed.

Sheezabeast · February 2017

Darkstorne wrote: »

Sheezabeast wrote: »

Do I have to keep reminding people how many children and pre teens and teenagers play this game alongside older people??? That person you're talking dirty to on TS for gold could be a child and you could be committing a felony. A 15 year old may say they're 18 and a 13 year old may say they're 17...so I hope you think about that the next time you see that happening. Sex abuse is real and happening and we have a responsibility as a community to give a f***. If no one else will, I will proudly give a f***.

Seriously? While you're at it, why not argue that GTA should be banned because it's appalling for kids. CoD too, and you'll have a hat-trick.

Your point proves what? That we should /not/ make community awareness about underage players, and there are a LOT, since they also play those other games? If you're going to make assumptions about my opinions at least bring something to the table besides a flippant childish remark.

Darkstorne · February 2017

Sheezabeast wrote: »

Darkstorne wrote: »

Sheezabeast wrote: »

Do I have to keep reminding people how many children and pre teens and teenagers play this game alongside older people??? That person you're talking dirty to on TS for gold could be a child and you could be committing a felony. A 15 year old may say they're 18 and a 13 year old may say they're 17...so I hope you think about that the next time you see that happening. Sex abuse is real and happening and we have a responsibility as a community to give a f***. If no one else will, I will proudly give a f***.

Seriously? While you're at it, why not argue that GTA should be banned because it's appalling for kids. CoD too, and you'll have a hat-trick.

Your point proves what?

That it's a game for mature players. If you want to assume anyone and everyone could be a 13 year old pretending to be older, then go ahead. That small percentage of the playerbase (and hopefully they're parents too) know what they're getting involved in, so I'll stick to treating it like the mature game it's rated as thanks.

ArchMikem · February 2017

That rating holds no power. Retailers dont enforce it and kids will get what they want even if they have to drag their "just turned 18" older sister to Gamestop to buy it.

Not to mention that rating doesnt give you free excuse to do whatever you want. You are bound under ZOS' terms and rules.

Deal with it.

Tandor · February 2017

Of all the things this is a justification for, and I can think of a few off-hand, adding PvP to the Justice System isn't one of them - nice try tho'

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bebynnag · February 2017

You'll never find me joining a brothel guild!

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you may however occasionally find me in the seducer outfit performing the traditional redguard dance on street corners xbox EU!

Tandor · February 2017

I guess it gives a whole new meaning to "a train of bots"...